Had the WORST day yesterday. No seriously…. It goes in the top 10 worst days of my life so far! Butttt guess what?! Today is the best day I’ve ever had!!!! Maybe ever. Seriously 🥺 it’s all good 😌 AND, it’s actually still about to get better. I am in complete control of my life. You are toooooo! In case you haven’t realized it yet! It’s just hard. OH, but anyways, you wanna know the craziest part? I’ve spent the entire day all alone :) but I don’t feel alone and have never felt less alone actuallyyy! For as long as I can remember, I’ve needed emotional support from others to handle my life, but I started my next book today. Pretty coooool. Onlyfans is about to be funnnn for me (no offense, but it hasn’t been)!!! I wonder how many people literally don’t understand what I’m saying rn, but are like, oooo boob! Haha oh well, I’m happy I could bring you this boob picture today. I will consider today a success even though I didn’t do what I wanted. Can’t control everything!!! Or everyone. Just myself, sometimes… lol
Anyways, I hope you’re having a good day 🥰 and as cheesy as this soundssss, if you get a chance, do something for yourself that makes you happy. And/or do something that makes someone you love happy. AND if you’re feeling really wild- do something to make a stranger happy. Even just a moment of happiness/distraction from shitty life is cool!
Cheers 🍻 lmaooo. Also, I feel one with the universe again and I sound like complete crazy woman, but it is what it is 😋
PS: peep the beautiful flowers, ugly red sun hat, and picnic blanket I bought myself today because I wanted them. Thank god I love myself so much now because I really needed these thoughtful gifts!! It’s so nice out. I also got a coloring book, a pretty necklace, and I smoked a nice joint. My last joint before I’m done for…. hopefully a long time. It isn’t for me as I, many of you, and many of my loved ones, know. An unfortunate fact since weed rocks, but fortunate that I recognize there’s a problem. Okayyyy, hope you have a good day! And take something from this very happy post, even if that something is just a smile and then a hard dick lol or just the second part. Much loveeeeee!! Hope you like my boob. Did I say that already?
Excuse my bad language today but still no pic for u, just more chat and update 😅 I think these voice things will become normal. Even more vada coming soon… if you thought I’m already crazy lol, brace yourself
Ps: yeah I obviously send youuuuu nudes but this was my first time being like hey ur into me right? Wanna see my boobs
I’m gonna post a pic soon sorry I’m out but got excited for a sec and wanted to post this chit chat hehe (I was gonna post with pictures which is why I say you CAN do it with… would you like thatttt?)
It’s a hard-knock life for us small butt folk (I’m kidding… obviously…)
Ps: Small butt folk? Small butted folk? Members of the small butt community? Someone who got an A+ in English, please help me
I already know how much you like it when I spread my big lips wide open for you, but I’m wondering what else I can do to please you? I’m feeling like a good, obedient girl today 😇😜
P.S. That was actually so painful to type out, but I guess it’s the name of the game, huh? Plus, no lies to be detected here; I really do wish we could help each other out 🥺 I think it just feels unnatural for me to be so open again, about a topic I’m otherwise silent about, after months of being a bit more private. Eek… so vulnerable and I honestly don’t know how the heck I’ve been doing this!!! Hahah. Just hoping I get back to where I was with not caring.
P.P.S. Pretty strictly into old/yung porn right now and it makes me pretty uncomfortable 😣 You know… because of the whole daddy/barely legal obsession in porn… and what not. Definitely not here to judge your kinks; I just wish there was more of that nice in between. Still a solid age gap, but make it *legal* legal lol
it took me 4 months to conclude that i do, in fact, look hot in this. i'm pretty sure.
ps: i'm finally answering messages & forgot how much i like talking to you weirdos 🥺 i just can't handle multiple paragraph messages... so i've decided imma just start flat out telling people when a message's a little too long, rather than avoiding all messages for days 😅 (1-2 paragraphs at a time, at mostttt pls pls pls) hahaha okay, that's all. i hope my posts have still been doin their thang for youuu ;) happy tuesday!!!
heyyy!!! some of you’ve asked if i’m done with onlyfans: no no no!! definitely not. i just needed to regroup & focus on me for awhile :) i was constantly stressed and still am stressed, but can breath a little again. so i think i’m back now. my goal is to post every other day & still figuring out a messaging routine that works for me. also, i honestly can’t believe i still have any subscribers hahah, so thank you so much to those of you who’ve stuck with me ❣️ it means a lot to know that my hotness overpowers my instability 🤓 that’ll prob come in handy in relationships someday ;) anyways, going to coffee shop tomorrow, so will definitely be back to messaging. i’m not sorry for taking time i needed for myself, but i really am sorry for just not messaging for so long 🥺especially to those of you who’ve tipped me…. as always, you’ll be the first to hear back from me :)
NOOOO I SPENT SO LONG ON MY CAPTION & THEN IT DELETED
ok, quick summary:
• idk if there’s like a general business/office related kink, but if so, i’ve got it. suits, office/desk sex, etc. 🥵
• my phone crashed/broke yesterday & i didn’t have the past year backed up. lost 20k pics/vids (amongst other things); sooo many of my fav nudes that i never got to share just GONE :( *sigh*
• realized i haven’t masterbated in 3 days?? which definitely isn’t my style, so gonnna go get on that & then try to message some of u pervs ;)
just a naked girl & her muffin!! lol
hey hey!! i've been crazy busy trying to be a functioning member of society again and want to apologize for continuing to slack w posting AND messaging!! i guess i'm consistently inconsistent though so it'd actually be kinda worrying if i just ✨got my shit together✨ one day....
but yeah... i still haven't figured out the whole work/life balance thing. i'm gonna get it though! just need to learn to prioritize what's important to me & then manage my time- which is a top priority for me rn 😎 anyways, i'll be back to trying to chat tomorrow! thanks for your patience 🤍✌🏼
feeling nice on this fine tuesday, so here's some more pussy for you 🥳 does it turn you on to know that it turns me on when i turn you on...? (and does this sentence even make sense?? alternative wording: i like when you cum to my pictures. lol)
i owe u a post... soooo, whatcha wanna see today?? 🤍
ps: why tf do we have multiple names for everything?? butt, booty, ass, bum, buttocks, etc. like that's so fucking dumb. i apologize for the aggression; guess i'm passionate on the subject lol
pps: i hope you got to do something that made you smile today :)
on -> a little less on 🤪
2 postscripts today: 1. I SQUIRT(ED?) FOR THE FIRST TIME a few nights ago!!! didn't even know it was possible without vaginal penetration... but IT IS. unfortunately this seemed to be a one off situation, but it sparked something in me. idk how to explain it, but... i just feel like i'm.... *meant to* be able to squirt on demand ;) so that's the new goal
2. onlyfans just reminded me to tag other content creators. do i look different in these??lol i'm kinda offended
i'm often asked if i have any hard limits as far as what i'm willing to try, and the answer is: **no**, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult. i mean, how could i not be down to explore someone else's kinks when i expect whoever i'm fucking to explore all my effed up taboo kinks with me, as well? 🥺 like, do i actually *want* someone sticking something up my ass? no, not particularly (sorry if this rains on your parade). do i want p in my hair? also no. BUT, i'm a team player, and that's the whole point of this caption- to tell you how amazing i could, hypothetically, be. plus, it was either this, or "boooooobz"
happy wednesday 🍒
you know what's fun? r/gonewildaudio ;) if you're unfamiliar with the sub, i highly recommend checking it out!!! it's been my go to this week :p
ps: i almost always read comments (only on here, not tiktok or insta)... i'm just bad with replying, but usually love them :) just wanna make sure you know i'm not just asking questions and then never looking back! & i'm working on this! (thanks to everyone for knee/workout advice though on my last post 🤍)
& pps: i know i've been pretty shitty with my page lately (lowkey forever), but i'm seriously about to pull a full 180... just you watch!!
so, i recently started physical therapy (for my knee) and damn... i knew i was out of shape, but it's actually embarrassing just how WEAK i really am. i enjoy my daily stretches though and have already seen small improvements, so that's good 🥳
one of my goals this week is to start going to the gym, but i'm honestly scared. i wish i had a workout buddy 🥺 do you go to the gym/regularly exercise & if so, what are your "favorite" workouts? any health/exercise related tips/advice are very welcome :)
just 1 kitty today folks... sorry :/
i'm also so sorry i still haven't posted an update or been messaging, i want to feel fully together in my own life before i refocus my attention back to youuu :) but the good news is... i'm vv close
so my new toy finally came the other day... BROKEN 😭 so i ordered one on amazon bc i literally couldn't wait much longer. it was well worth it though... i've already had more orgasms the past couple days then since my og broke. oh & the other wonderful news is that my new one is white and not a hideous bright pink (still loved her tho)... amen hallelujah!
i've had these ready to post since this morn but my mind is blank today, so i couldn't think of a caption. but i'd rather just post than deprive you of them any longer. hope u enjoy ;)
ps: will be messaging more tomorrow ❤️ hehe thank u for your patience
raise your hand if you're into public sex...
🙋🏻♀️
okay, now raise your hand if you've actually had public sex...
🙎🏻♀️
dang... i'm jealous of you if you have! i'm not trying to risk arrest or anything... that's not really my thing, but like... the idea of fucking when we're not supposed to is so hot. is it still considered "public" sex if, say, we were at our friends' house for game night (lol i'm lame, but i love games) and we just snuck off for a moment??
i'm also kinda curious how hard it is to find someone who's down for this. couldn't ever be a regular thing, of course, gotta keep it secret and exciting, but still... i hope this can be more than a fantasy for me one dayyyy ;)
me thinking about how long it's about to take to sort through all the pics i took this week. UGH! if there's one thing you should be thankful for today, it's that you don't have to spend hourssss just staring at thousands of my nudes 😉
ps: gonna go grab some breakfast and then catch up on messages before i have to do my chores. i hope you're having a good day... we're so close to the weekend!! 🥳
pps: i've often shared my strong opinions on emojis, so feel i should let you know that i actually like them right now... and it upsets me. :), :(, and :/ will, of course, *always* be superior, but damn, that 🤠 just calls to me. also 🥳... i mean, how else would i express that?? and we all know i've always loves a good 🥺
hahaha ok sorry... i'm done
sad story:
as we all know, harley (my dad's pup) is the best boy ever. however, he gets a lil rambunctious when he's alone. starts shredding up mail, playing with 🚽 paper, just havin a good time, ya know? well, when i was visiting, i accidentally left my suitcase open & came home to my belongings, including my vibrator... the one i constantly rave about... scattered across the house 🥲 it had bite marks all over and won't charge anymore. i haven't had a solid orgasm since then and feel like there's a hole in my life. i emailed support and they're surprisingly sending me a new one, but yeah...
i'm still alive but i'm barely breathin.. just prayin to a god that i don't believe in 💔 (sorry i had to.. this is repeating in my head lol) so pls keep me in your thoughts 💔
ps: still working on that post i mentioned (which is really just a reflection of my year, nothing interesting, so don't think my taking forever to finish it is a sign of anything lmao. your expectations should be below the ground)
ummm how'd that get there? 🧐
i'm sorry for going sorta m.i.a. again... but tbh, i burnt out. i'm still working on an update post which will be *super* long and boring if you don't actually like me, but i'm excited to share where my head's been/new goals for my page and life in general. also, i'm slowly working on getting back to messages, but it will realistically be a few more days before i'm back on track and have my update. thank you to everyone who's checked on me though!! i'm good. better than i've been in a year (btw.. i just hit one year on OF! lol woohoo) actually. oh... and i took my first pole dancing class today! AKA: i'm on track to have those sexyyyyy pole vids i promised you a year ago by the time i hit my 2 year anniversary on here!! (joke)
ps: i'm gonna get back to doing more photo sets soon rather than this single photo post bs. don't you even worry
