My day, yesterday 😌♥️ costs $7 for a reason 🐙
My day, yesterday 😌♥️ costs $7 for a reason 🐙
2025-04-27 18:56:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hey hellooo :) if I can be honest with you guys, I had a rec..
Hey hellooo :) if I can be honest with you guys, I had a recorded a video of me taking off my clothes to some nice music & while it was uploading I had so many second thoughts so I stopped the upload. I get afraid sometimes, pictures seem less scary to me for some reason. Im kind of having a hard time emotionally in life right now and that makes me extremely introverted. I know that’s not what people want to hear but I keep it real here. We keep it real, I’ve been trying to “push past the fear’”loll but I gotta get myself emotionally right so I can be confident and shit. In every aspect of my life I want to be confident; standup, onlyfans, personal interactions. Can you imagine thousands of people seeing you naked? Would that scare you!? I’m getting more confident on stage which is good & feels nice. Feels more like play, I’ve written a good amount of new Jokes since I’ve been here maybe I can go through them with you guys. Maybe I’ll post that video, I just need to chill for a second. You guys are awesome, seriously all the kind words mean so much. It’s amazing to know people believe in me, and it’s also nice to know you find me attractive haha, okay I’m doneee ♥️
2025-04-26 05:14:30 +0000 UTC View PostI think I’m delivering the B cups joke better. When I posted..
I think I’m delivering the B cups joke better. When I posted it on Instagram it was the first time at an open mic, it has a million views and that freaks me out!!! 🌱✨💫
2025-04-23 05:36:14 +0000 UTC View PostGoing live in about 30 minutes ☺️✨🌱
Going live in about 30 minutes ☺️✨🌱
2025-04-21 04:18:56 +0000 UTC View PostHello from Houston ☺️🙈 💫I’m going live tomorrow night after ..
Hello from Houston ☺️🙈 💫
I’m going live tomorrow night after the shows! Most likely around 10 or 11pm my time in Texas ✨✨ maybe we share a smoke together 💨 I’ll also try to get to as many direct messages as I can as well :) thank you guys for everything ♥️♥️
Tuesday I did the Kill Tony regulars show at Vulcan and I wa..
Tuesday I did the Kill Tony regulars show at Vulcan and I was on the show with Pauley Shore…MIND BLOWING!!! After I ran to a super cute little club inside a dispensary where they have comics do a set & the audience writes roast of them.
Here’s what people said about meeeee 💚💚
New joke! Tried it on Saturday, do you guys think captions a..
New joke! Tried it on Saturday, do you guys think captions are distracting on standup clips?? I really only like captions if it’s needed for like a pun or something in the writing. Otherwise I personally feel like they are distracting but that’s just my take🤷🏻♀️💫🌱
2025-04-15 17:31:22 +0000 UTC View PostI’m gonna go live in like 45 minutes!! I’ve never done it be..
I’m gonna go live in like 45 minutes!! I’ve never done it before I hope I figure it out 🤪🤪
2025-04-14 01:31:48 +0000 UTC View PostA collection of mirror selfies ✨ because it’s hump day lolll..
A collection of mirror selfies ✨ because it’s hump day lolll
One of them is very scandalous for me & the mirror was a little dirty so it created its own little blur 🥹🥹
Hey guys! I’m thinking about going live on Sunday, I think i..
Hey guys! I’m thinking about going live on Sunday, I think it would be fun ✨ would late afternoon like 5pm work best or nighttime like 10pm or after? 😌
2025-04-08 21:43:24 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know if I’m supposed to mow the lawn here or if a se..
I don’t know if I’m supposed to mow the lawn here or if a service comes to do it 🥹
2025-04-08 06:39:49 +0000 UTC View PostReporting live from Austin 🫡 it’s not live though! Just repo..
Reporting live from Austin 🫡 it’s not live though! Just reporting from Austin. It was like an hour ago :)
2025-04-06 04:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostI made it to Austin. I’m officially exhausted. I’m going to ..
I made it to Austin. I’m officially exhausted. I’m going to shower & rejoin society tomorrow 💚
2025-04-03 03:25:44 +0000 UTC View PostSome ~tasteful~ photos reppin’ that OF merch & Lounge underw..
Some ~tasteful~ photos reppin’ that OF merch & Lounge underwear should sponsor meeeee! Guys I’ve been doing ballet workouts and the thighs are still thic. I guess there’s nothing I can do, 130 pounds of what the fuck 🤪 I’m gonna thrift so many dresses when I’m in Austin I feel a dress phase coming. ♥️♥️
2025-04-02 14:23:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! I’ve been packing my car all day today & im h..
Hey everybody! I’ve been packing my car all day today & im heading to Austin tomorrow early in the morning 🥳🥳 I’ll be stopping halfway to stay the night. I’ll get to Austin Wednesday night & have Thursday to unpack then I’ve got shows Friday and Saturday! I’ve been so busy but things will settle down after Saturday. I’m so excitedddd though ☺️ but I just wanted to say tomorrow night when I’m at the hotel I’m gonna do my best to respond to as many DMs as I reasonably can. I really really appreciate the support and feel bad I haven’t had time to respond. So I’ll set aside some time tomorrow night to get to as many as I can, thank you guys for everything ♥️♥️
2025-04-01 02:02:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it turns out they didn’t in fact want a dark joke & you..
When it turns out they didn’t in fact want a dark joke & you gotta save it 😅😂
2025-03-28 19:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: After a show ☺️But only if I did well, I don’t deserve ..
POV: After a show ☺️
But only if I did well, I don’t deserve it if I didn’t do well.
OF said I violated something the first time I posted this? So I’m trying again I do apologize ✨
Me Vs. Heckler 🙃🙃 Friday night late show in Columbus! Loved ..
Me Vs. Heckler 🙃🙃
Friday night late show in Columbus! Loved this crowd but boy did this older gentleman give his commentary on everything lol
He was cool though, & Don’t Tell had us in a damn slaughterhouse doing standup 😂
I’m sorry the audio is so terrible!! Silly little joke I tri..
I’m sorry the audio is so terrible!! Silly little joke I tried at an open mic 🎤
2025-03-21 17:28:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys :) a couple new clips of my first time trying some ..
Hey guys :) a couple new clips of my first time trying some new jokes to come! But if you check your DM you’ll see I’m speaking on my B cups lmao. So since we’re on the topic why not…good ole’ self taken pics. ♥️♥️
2025-03-20 15:57:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! I just wanted to apologize for being behind on pos..
Hey guys! I just wanted to apologize for being behind on posting. I have sooo much going on right now. This is what’s happening with meee 🤪
I bought a new (used) car to carry me across the country safely 🚗
I’m signing a 3 month lease for a very cute & small house in Austin, Texas.
I learned that a particular comedian booking company scams venues & comics so I had to deal with contracts & legal issues & slimy people 😅😅
I am preparing myself to head to Austin for 3 months while simultaneously trying to write jokes, do shows & mics, and produce a show! 🎤
This a lot at one time but I’m a boss bitch so I’ll keep it together 🤪 Today I thought I’d share a few other albums I absolutely love because I haven’t shared music in a second & I loveddd the last time you guys gave me recommendations based on what I like ♥️ so here are a few albums I LOVE
- ‘Plastic Bouquet’ by Kacy & Clayton and Marlon Williams. (Beautiful country album with beautiful vocals.)
- ‘Bebey’ by Theophilus London (idk exactly what genre to consider this, I think it’s alternative hip hop? Idk but whatever it is, it’s fucking good.)
- ‘The Babe Rainbow’ by Babe Rainbow ( I absolutely love Babe Rainbows first 3 albums. Sounds like if the Beatles & The Beach Boys came together and had giant gay orgy. It’s awesome.)
- ‘blkswn’ by Smino. (His first album ♥️ so sexyyyy, so much replay value & his word play is 👩🏽🍳💋 been a fan of Smino since senior year of highschool!)
I also had very fun & sexy photoshoot recently so that’s coming in the near future as well ☺️🙈 Thank you everybodyyyyy ✨✨
Hey guys it’s fridayyyy which means let’s get crazy!! I gues..
Hey guys it’s fridayyyy which means let’s get crazy!! I guess idk 🤪 I’m doing a show & then a mic in Columbus tonight I’m excited to hang with everybody and try out a new joke about my very airy sounding voice.
I came across some pictures that were taken 5 days prior to my KT appearance at the mothership! They are scandalous in nature. I drove to Austin the day after these pics. I’m in the process of growing my hair out again. You guys can let me know if you like it better longer or shorter ♥️ Thank you for your support and everything 🥰🥰
She’s the chocolate to my vanilla. Go watch a wicked intervi..
She’s the chocolate to my vanilla. Go watch a wicked interview and let us know if we got it right! 🩷💚
2025-03-12 17:33:07 +0000 UTC View PostJust B Cups 🤪It’s Monday & it’s sunny where I am 😌 that’s ma..
Just B Cups 🤪
It’s Monday & it’s sunny where I am 😌 that’s makes me incredibly happy ✨✨ I hope it’s sunny where you are too! If it’s not, shiiiit. May the sun shine in your heart 🤷🏻♀️ I’m so corny this morning 🐙
Hey Guys! It’s Friday 🎉🎉 Here are 6 pics from my headshot ph..
Hey Guys! It’s Friday 🎉🎉
Here are 6 pics from my headshot photoshoot that are of the scandalous nature 🍒🍒 if your a 🍑 man (or woman or whoever lol) you may appreciate these 🐙 also some pics of my face that I like too.
Thank you guys for supporting, I know I say it a lot but it’s really helping me be able to grind away at comedy. I know it’s odd, being sexual & working on standup. But I’m odd 😌♥️
Guys! I tried the Punjabi joke! They liked it 🤪 Clipped some..
Guys! I tried the Punjabi joke! They liked it 🤪
Clipped some of the lines out to keep the clip under 1 minute. But, it’s been a banger the couple times I tried it! I wish they mic’d the audience so you could hear the laughs better. But nevertheless, we got something to work with 💃🏽
Here’s a one liner that bombed at an open mic last Thursday!..
Here’s a one liner that bombed at an open mic last Thursday!
*My parents are real psychos. When they wanted a divorce they tried chainsawing me & siblings in half. Split custody. But the court told them that wasn’t an option so they stayed together, and so did we.
This picture was sent to me by an ex-boyfriend on my birthday! It made me laugh but I didn’t know what to do with it. Great album though 😂🙏🏼
I’m getting video back of a long set I did in Nebraska today. Should have a few clips coming ☺️🫶🏼
I just want to say that the Gif reactions to my post’s make ..
I just want to say that the Gif reactions to my post’s make me laugh so much 😂🥹♥️
2025-03-02 02:51:41 +0000 UTC View PostHeyyyy guyyyyys :) I’m on the road, busy as a dog 🐶 but, thi..
Heyyyy guyyyyys :) I’m on the road, busy as a dog 🐶 but, this is just a little OF exclusive, high resolution like my headshots…but naughtier 🥹♥️
Reddit says I have a “hidden wagon” Google defines a prairie..
Reddit says I have a “hidden wagon”
Google defines a prairie wagon as a large, four-wheeled vehicle with a high, covered frame.
I say, yeehaw. It’s never been a secret. I’ve been traveling the Oregon trail since ‘98 baby.