Let’s see if the Knicks can carry it to full term 😂And yes t..
Let’s see if the Knicks can carry it to full term 😂
And yes these are dad jokes… if your dad is John Haliburton.
Going to a bar to watch NBA playoffs tonite - send beer money! 🍻
Let’s see if the Knicks can carry it to full term 😂
And yes these are dad jokes… if your dad is John Haliburton.
Going to a bar to watch NBA playoffs tonite - send beer money! 🍻
It’s finally bikini season!! 😍😍😍
Who wants to buy me a new suit off my wishlist to model for you?? 👇👇👇
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
Over here crushing creatine and male egos 😂
Support your favorite local bodybuilding comedian and buy me a protein shake today, boyz
Off to yoga.🧘♀️Gotta keep the mind right and the body tight.
2025-04-01 18:16:30 +0000 UTC View PostOkay one more baseball joke bc I’m so glad it’s back… even if my Braves are starting 0-3 😶
2025-03-30 22:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostMy take on explaining sports to a man.
Just don’t ask me to explain a balk… 😂
Where my baseball fans at?
Happy Opening Day! ⚾️
I'm so excited I forgot to put on pants.
Batter up!
Brewing looks and coffee on the kitchen counter. Rise & shine babes.
Who wants to treat me to a fancy latte today? 🥰☕️
Beach trip with my mama (sorry, she’s not on only fans 😂😂😂)
Feeling sunkissed and sassy. Who’s buying us pina coladas?? 🍹🍹🍹
GIVE ME ALL THE VITAMIN D.
(Not that kind of D, you pervs 😝)
Time for some Miami vices!!
Slanging jokes and serving looks 🔥
support the arts and buy a broke comic a coffee 😂
My favorite street joke is, “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?”
…
I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on me
😁😁😁
What’s your favorite joke?
Im fur real ready for winter to be over… but I am rocking this coat 👀. Mob wife vibes.
What do you think about my beaver? 😂
Roses are red,
Viagra is blue,
Won’t you buy me a v-day drink
Or two? 😉😍🥰
Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers!
Wtf is an NYC-themed condom? Wrong answers only 😂
2025-02-11 18:41:18 +0000 UTC View Postremember y’all, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow 😂😂😂
2024-12-06 16:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostMissing beach weather rn. Here’s a lil sunshine and some cheeky pics to warm up your November. 🌞
2024-11-15 23:25:40 +0000 UTC View PostBikini Comedy set! 🎤👙
Watch me do standup comedy in the teeniest bikini. 🤭
As if standup comedy isn't vulnerable enough, I did a show half naked in my bikini. 🤪 I'll truly do anything for stage time.
Show some love to a starving artist. (literally...I was so hungry on that bikini diet)
Recording of my set coming tomorrow! 🤩🎤
Paris Hilton Halloween. That’s hot.
2024-11-01 20:07:08 +0000 UTC View Postuh oh, look who’s back on OF 🙋♀️
Life update: I did my first bikini bodybuilding competition 👀
What do y’all think about me all jacked & tan?
Who wants to buy me a well-deserved post-competition burger & milkshake? 🤤
Happy birthday to me!! 🎈
If you want to wish me a happy bday, check out my Amazon wish list. 🥰
Have a great day! Xx
Does this even need a caption? 😂
2024-06-06 15:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostTaking myself out to the ballgame tonight. ⚾️
Who wants to buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks (tequila)?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the silliest betch of them all?
DM to see a lil’ video in this outfit 🖤
Just me looking adorable doing what I love 🎤
Do something (or someone 😏) you love today!
She’s a Brooklyn girlie now!
Been crazy busy moving from ATL > NYC the past week (sorry for any late responses!) but we made it!
Check the gorgeous view from the new rooftop ☺️
NYC or bust! @angelcomedy and I are hitting the road. Send prayers and gas money 😂
2024-05-01 15:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostAs Whitney Houston said, “Just the Lonely Talking Again.”
Pls tip me and be my friend. 😂
Lazy day lounging, wearing my Sunday best for y’all.
Drop some tips in the offering plate, you heathens
😂💒🙏