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Thirsty Thursday & Masters golf chatty chat. Ok! I think the..

Thirsty Thursday & Masters golf chatty chat. Ok! I think the golf game worked out pretty good! Looks like the winners - with Birdie=8 & Under=7 for leader DeChambeau - are RickJ @u404590227 & Katie @katiec4353 . I will send you guys a DM tomorrow with free gift codes and free shipping for whatever you want in the https://mrspoindexter.io Store. Congratulations !

I'll make a post tomorrow morning to place guesses for Friday's round.

Couple things: make sure you put TWO numbers and label one for Birdie and one for Under. Also, I will entertain late guesses after it starts within reason. But if you drop a guess 5 mins before end of round, yeah no. I can see the time stamps. Gotta watch you sneaky boys (and girls) trying to trick your momlady!

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I have a surprise for you! (Swipe right) My redhead nanny sa..

I have a surprise for you! (Swipe right) My redhead nanny says she'll take pictures for you next week. Would you like that? If you're newer here, my nanny used to appear often here and she had an onlyfans page, but she retired from it - it can be a lot.

But she told me she wants to take some pics for you when I mentioned everyone misses her. She will tentatively do it next week.

Oh! And Masters almost concluded for today, so I'll go over the scorecards and see who here wins and I'll announce it either tonight or tomorrow, and tomorrow we'll start a new game if this one works out.

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My just-fucked look. Mr Poindexter took it and told me "here..

My just-fucked look. Mr Poindexter took it and told me "here. For your fans. Be sure and label it 'Portrait of a Bad Wife'"šŸ˜…. Because I was begging him to go see my BF (who was available for a min this afternoon), and my husband said "ok...as long as I see you right after, I'll come to the hotel"

And we got in an argument because I wanted to go, fuck him, then leave him there in the hotel as my fuck doll toy "bye! thanks!", and Mr poindexter demanded to see me on the bed his bad wife just fucked another man onšŸ˜†

I like to use men as toys, and he likes to fuck his bad wife, and we couldn't see eye to eye. So I told Mr poindexter "but I need to...because I like having sex with him BEST"šŸ˜‚

And that was that! Mr poindexter marched me up to our marriage bed and bent me over our bed rail and fucked me "maybe this will cure you. Get it out of your system. Worst wife ever", and I told him "I wish you were my boyfriend fucking me!" to egg him on morešŸ˜…

Ok...we're crazy. I know. But it's kinda fun?

(But I am going to try to corral my BF maybe next week? Work has just been so hectic I need it!)

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You wouldn't fault me for sneaking off and fucking another m..

You wouldn't fault me for sneaking off and fucking another man, just to get my stress out, would you? I just get that way is all. Sometimes it takes the edge off to use a man for sex. I dunno why I'm that way?

And then come home and use my husband for sex. Is that bad? It doesn't mean anything. I just have needs is all.

Why do you think I'm that way??

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Ok! We got some players! For today's Masters. And if you wan..

Ok! We got some players! For today's Masters. And if you want to play, go to the post below this and put your guess. I forgot to say, successful guesses get whatever you want from my Poindexter store at https://mrspoindexter.myshopify.com .

Ugggh...this morning super hectic. I'm going over the cap table with attorneys and partners for my new company. A "cap table" or capitalization table is the listing of all shareholders for the new company. So basically "what do I own?" Naturally, you might be able to see why that can be stressful or contentious🄲

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Morning! Ok, let's try this Masters Golf Tournament giveaway..

Morning! Ok, let's try this Masters Golf Tournament giveaway: IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, place your guess. You're gonna place one single digit number for "Birdie" and one single digit for "Under Par", like Birdie 3 / Under Par 1

Then, at the end of Thursday's play, the tournament leader will determine what numbers win, so if he's 5 Under and he shot 3 birdies, whomever guessed that wins.

If it's 12 Under, the "2" is the winning digit - just like a football squares game. And if no one is exact, I'll pick who's closest like when we do football.

Ok, this is an experiment, so we'll see how it goes

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I posted this one, right? It’s a fake ad off Facebook Ads, a..

I posted this one, right? It’s a fake ad off Facebook Ads, an A.I. version of me scammers made to sell fake viagra. This is the kinda shit I need my big law firms to go and kick in the door at Facebook ā€œthe fuck is going on here! The fuck you doing with our client’s intellectual property???ā€šŸ˜†. They take em down right quick, but it’s the only message Meta listens to, they don’t reply to simple requests through their website.

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Sooo...yeah. Drama on my Reddit acct this morning. And also ..

Sooo...yeah. Drama on my Reddit acct this morning. And also yeah...shhhh...because I drive so much internet traffic into reddit, long ago their mgmt reached out "who ARE you??? Why do millions of new redditors pour into Reddit by first landing on your acct??? We see it in our server logs"

And ever since then, I can call leaders inside Reddit if I have any problems. But I never mention it because it's sounds all lame "look at me, im the cool kid!" And I don't think that way.

I do have a big law firm that will call Meta/ Instagram/Facebook for me if I have a huge problem, but I don't use them often because they're big dollars (and honestly, I don't have a lot of problems there anyway). Mostly it's for fraudulent products that steal my images for ad copy, then buy ad placements from Facebook and I'm like "bro...you CAN'T do that Meta. You're earning money from my stolen intellectual property" and for THAT they can actually be sued and lose.

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Some hump day fun for you - swipe right. I’m working all day..

Some hump day fun for you - swipe right. I’m working all day & evening, so no family dinner tonight. I was having problems with one of my partners earlier and it was sucking. That’s why I was all bummed most of the day.

But we figured that out, it’s all good. And then I had to do some detail work on 401k planning for the HR division of my new company. That is like a whole big business all in its own self. But nevermind that. Just need talk. I don’t want to bore youšŸ˜†

w/ @annabellepeaches

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"Omg...is it pool service day! I didn't even remember you wo..

"Omg...is it pool service day! I didn't even remember you would be here Mr. Poolboy, I was just laying out. I'm so embarrassed. Do you like Playstation? I have a Playstation if you want to come inside..."

(BTW, I'm having the worst day at work...tell you about it later)

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Ugghh…I’ve been trying to create a Masters Golf game squares..

Ugghh…I’ve been trying to create a Masters Golf game squares to play, but all the sites are like offline since it’s not football season. The ones I’ve found are difficult to use or not easy for you to go in and pick a square without some stupid signup

So, what I’ll do on the days of the tournament, I’ll do a post to make guesses - stay tuned, I think I know how to do it

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Good morning. Happy hump day

Good morning. Happy hump day

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Taco Tuesday chatty chat. I stole one of my monster's new je..

Taco Tuesday chatty chat. I stole one of my monster's new jeans he now refuses to wear. Spoiled. They were dollars! And, Dr. Mrs. Poindexter on endocrinology and hormone replacement therapy inside here.

Ya...in about 10 days when my hormone additions kick in, I get crazy horny. Like...crazy. I'll use my BF, then push him down, then use my husband right after. And then push him down. It's bad😬

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Oh my heavens. My days are so busy! Mtgs with software vendo..

Oh my heavens. My days are so busy! Mtgs with software vendors and attorneys for my new company all day. I think should indulge myself and make my local boyfriend have sex with me. Don't you think? I deserve it this week, don't I? I think I do. I work hard! Don't you judge me...

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Just some moms lying around when you leave for work. Doing m..

Just some moms lying around when you leave for work. Doing mom stuff.

Oh...you know what's a bummer? Mrs Goodlady never texts me anymore with her curiosity about coming to milf estates and joking that she'd like to play with one of us moms🄲. If you've been around awhile here, you'll remember she used to send me thinly veiled sexual messages about wanting to be with a girl - sorta joking? sorta serious? Later, she appeared here twice, but then her conservative religious husband found them and that was that! So, no, I have not heard from her again for weeks now

w/ @annabellepeaches @lismuhree @tris_love @elizabeth.monarch

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For my female fans, you ok if some milf moms take you in as ..

For my female fans, you ok if some milf moms take you in as our maidservant girl? Just some light housework, occasional "extra tasks" (swipe right)

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Go on now. It’s taco Tuesday. I need it. Won’t you do that f..

Go on now. It’s taco Tuesday. I need it. Won’t you do that for me? I’m a good mom, aren’t I? Make you your favorite

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Happy Monday! My long day at the hospital. And my grocery ba..

Happy Monday! My long day at the hospital. And my grocery bagger girl tips - I was a bagger girl as one of my first jobs. And today, the baggers probably hate me because I take all the bags away from them and do it myself. I know, I know...it sounds like I'm bossy and demandingšŸ˜…. Who me? You guys know I would never be bossy and make people do as I say...right? RIIIGHTTT???

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Back at home! Gramma Poindexter is tucked away in her bed no..

Back at home! Gramma Poindexter is tucked away in her bed now. But my day has been craaaazy, trying to work and take care of everyone🄵. Moms life.

Not a sexy first pic, just me r n. Swipe right, greedy boys.

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Just hanging out at the hospital still. My mom is in recover..

Just hanging out at the hospital still. My mom is in recovery for another hour. Doing some work on my computer while I wait, so finalizing touches on my new company website. Usually how I work is I do everything myself once, so I know all the details. I usually do not farm off important things from the get-go, I need to understand by doing. Then I farm it off to an employee, so when they come back w questions, I know exactly what's up

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My mom just coming out of surgery, I’ll take her back home i..

My mom just coming out of surgery, I’ll take her back home in awhile. Here’s some pix for you (and her & me & my sister - swipe right). Btw, you watch the eclipse? I’ve been inside the waiting room so I didn’t see it

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Good morning. Happy Monday to you.

Good morning. Happy Monday to you.

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Happy Sunday! Bath time chatty chat. Planning out my week wh..

Happy Sunday! Bath time chatty chat. Planning out my week which will be hectic starting at 5am tomorrow (because 8am eastern). And gramma poindexter goes to surgery tomorrow morning. How was your weekend?

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One more wrestling moms for you. Notice how I easily dominat..

One more wrestling moms for you. Notice how I easily dominate @lismuhree ? (Don't tell her I said that. She's an alpha female and will march right up to my house and kick my door in rosette it right there, right now. She's aggressive. Don't toy with her or you'll be sorry )

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From the Live can, someone wanted mom wrestling (who was tha..

From the Live can, someone wanted mom wrestling (who was that?) Here you go!

w/ @annabellepeaches - it's her birthday today btw

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From the Live Cam, D-Girl asked for mom boobs and motorboati..

From the Live Cam, D-Girl asked for mom boobs and motorboating, here's all I have on hand to post for you. Any good? (Swipe right). I know I have some more but I'll need to search

w/ @annabellepeaches @tris_love @elizabeth.monarch @cchristina.lee @lismuhree

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If you missed today’s Live Cam, here you go! And remember, i..

If you missed today’s Live Cam, here you go! And remember, if the comment stream blocks your view, you can turn that off by pushing the ā€œcartoon captionā€ bubble button at the bottom of the screen

Stream started at 04/07/2024 08:02 pm

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LIVE CAM TODAY! In 2 hours. 1pm pacific time. Here. Some fac..

LIVE CAM TODAY! In 2 hours. 1pm pacific time. Here. Some face sitting pics for you until then (swipe right). You know that’s all you’re good for, right? For me to use as my living sex toy, cumming on your face as much as I feel like.

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Good morning! Happy Sunday. Be sure and go to church. (Swip..

Good morning! Happy Sunday. Be sure and go to church.
(Swipe right)

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Auction dinner nite over! How was your Saturday night? Did y..

Auction dinner nite over! How was your Saturday night? Did you do anything fun? Ok, 2 things: Live Cam tomorrow, I'll let you know a time in the AM, and two, I think I figured out a Masters golf game we can play (thanks @davesonof for recommending a site with options)

This game is just like super bowl squares, 10x10 grid of 0 thru 9. Everyone chooses their square, and at the end of each day, whomever the leader is, you take his Under Par and Number of Birdies and that's the x/y coordinate of the winner. So we'll have thurs, fri, sat, sun winners off the same grid (same as Q1, Q2, Q3, Q4 in a football game)

THIS IS NOT A PAY TO PLAY. THIS IS FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY. PRIZES ARE GIVEN AWAY FREE OF CHARGE.

I have to add that because today onlyfans just went thru all our old superbowl and football games and ripped them down - I cannot even type why they did that or their auto-bot will remove this post too, I think you can figure out from my note above what I'm saying that relates to forbidden activities on onlyfans.

I'll post up a grid on Monday to start filling out

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