i'm trying to be smarter with money, but also really want new lingerie 🥺 so i'm buying some lol... but only SOME (vv hard for me). so please help! i need to buy them asap too so i'll prob wait for like 20 votes ahah
(yes, i really typed out 10 options lol sorry)
+ a titty mirror pic** because duhhh! how could you possibly form an opinion on which lingerie would look hottest on ME without pictures of ME?? (on/off because i posted the covered pic on ig :))
PPS: i already bought the last set, so hopefully that's not the ugliest one. hehe, don't tell me if it is :) just wanted to show youuu
oh look! it's me again! hey :) another boringggg caption <3~
do any of you work from home (or for yourself) and have advice on sticking to a schedule/routine? my routine is wake up at noon, walk evie, get back in bed, maybe shower at 3, try to be productive, but then have the sun set at like 4 and end up doing nothing for the day.... i need routine, but am super a.d.d. and struggle to hold myself accountable. i thrived as a nanny because it was so predictable and came naturally, and i *had* to follow a schedule... and be there at 7am. without that, i'm not exactly thriving (ik, i hide it soooo well)...
btw, i think my car might explode soon because i'm 5000 miles past due for an oil change. hopefully i'll take care of that before it happens, but if i disappear forever, that's why. hahahaha...
sappy caption warning ⚠️
you're all so nice 🥹 it genuinely makes my heart so happy (can a heart be happy? lol) and i love my page so much. i feel like i tend to be kinda pessimistic, but i'm really thankful for this. it's probably the only good thing that's ever come from a manic episode. and anytime i've even thought about deleting my account, i get sad just thinking about never talking to some of you again. i feel like even when i "quit" onlyfans eventually, i'll keep my account and post occasional updates. imma be 70 yr olds posting nudes of my wrinkly lil body for like 0-5 people lol
okay, but how do i talk about kinks and stuff on here??? me and the girl who started this page are 2 different people and i don't know how to talk to you about anything deeper than mental health anymore. it just hasn't been coming as natural lately. lol...
i'm not kidding though... maybe i need to go study myself through my old posts or something? i'm at a loss 😭 all the kinks & horniness are still v much here... i think i may just be slightly less unhinged now. but i WANNA start sharing more fun stuff again. helppppp!! haha
*pic comin in a few... i just needed to share this lil dilemma with you immediately
update: sorry... all i have to offer rn is these old, awkyyy nudes. i'm giving you 2 though so that they can cancel each other out :)
pussy lookin kinda... weird... in pic 2... ha
ps: i'm sorry i'm still not messaging. i don't have an excuse and don't want to give one. i've honestly put it on the back burner in my mind which might be fucked, but i need to calm my stress and... okay this is becoming an excuse, so yeah, i'm just sorry. i hope i'll get my shit together one day because this shit's getting old. it's been years.
do you masturbate to get rid of your morning wood or do you just let it go away naturally? or is it completely dependent on whether or not i have a new post up when you wake up? (kidding) ... also, did u know that morning wood is slang for "nocturnal penile tumescence"? the more ya know!
ok so there was a close up pussy spread pic in this post and my caption said "eek... the 2nd pic freaks me out", and some ass hat commented to let me know he agrees + add a lil extra insult... I blocked him bc he doesn't deserve to see anything more imo, but now i'm in my feels and wondering if u guys even like those pics?? like i know people dooo, but are majority of you thinking what that dude was thinking? i've always kinda leaned on them as like my "special thing" since i don't post vids or much else yet :/
side note: i haven't slept in 3 days and i think my emotions are heightened hahah
side question: have i/ my page changed since i started this? i'm curious how i come across on your end bc on MY end it feels like nothing's changed 🙃
edit: pretend i didn't post a second rant about the ring thing... i typed it out before hand and scheduled it for later so i could go back & add pics, but i forgot & just retyped it ahah...
ok, first off, i'm sorry my brain has been in useless racing thoughts mode during the day & horny mode at night... so please don't mind this period of even more diary entry-ish captions than usual. i'll try to start writing more at night 🫢 but it's not night rn, so for today's random thoughts...
do you think it's possible to thrive in all areas of life??? like: mentally, physically, financially, romantically, etc? or is like a someone drew names from a hat and we just get random things... or no things situation? i'm starting to think it might be against the rules of the universe. or is it just against the rules of some people's universes...? lol idk if this makes sense. i'm good btw. this sounds kinda pessimistic, but i'm really just wondering. is life togetherness an unrealistic goal? (and i don't mean life being perfect when i say togetherness... i mean functional)
another thing that's on my mind, is whether or not i should buy myself a pretty engagement ring??? what level of weird is that?? do i care if others find it weird?? i don't wanna wait for a hypothetical man to buy one for me... (not talking about for ring finger btw. i just want some diamond in my life). so much to think about. lol it's crazy that this is how i spend my time and mental energy, when i have so much to do
couldn't pick one. i tried, but it was an impossible & unrealistic task.
btw, i have no idea what dilf actually stands for if i'm being honest.. daddys, i'd like to fuck? loll idk
edit: why wonder when i can know?...
source 1- oxford languages:
DILF
/dilf/
noun INFORMAL
a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
source 2- slang.org
What does DILF mean?
A man considered sexually desirable by a considerably younger person. [d(ad) I('d) l(ike to) f(uck).]. Does not have to actually have kids. Stands for "Daddy I would Love to Fuck".
so yeah... looks like i'm still hip and up to date on my acronyms! wonderful! now that we've settled that- nice shirt, right? who here is a dilf? in my opinon, the slang.org definition is a more accurate description (which makes sense because anything with a .org is factual. duh). being an actual father is irrelevant; it's all about the ~vibes~
kinda sad that face titty pics used to be a special thing, but now it's switched to pussy/ass pics being the special thing, & ppl seemingly being tired of these ;( gonna try to switch it back, but just know... it's *your* fault for making me too confident lmaooo
yeah, i read books! i read soooo many books! i read a new book like... everyday! (i never read 😞 i'm so bad at making time for the things i enjoy. hobbies, i think they're called?)
ps: pls don't mind the blurry, bad lighting pics w moving hand in first pic. got all ready for pics and by the time i was done, the sun was gone :(
so i've gotten myself onto the worst sleep schedule. i go to bed anywhere between like 2-5 and always wake up past noon. the real problem though, is that the later it gets, the hornier i get :/ i guess that's a thing though, right...? late night booty calls? damn... if i were a guy and didn't have anxiety n shit, i'd totally be a fuck boy. wait... idk why i say i'd have to be a guy for that...? if i were ME minus the anxiety n shit, i'd totally be a fuck GIRL. livin' my best hoe life & all that. anyways, my point is, that horniness is ruining my life. hahaha jk i like it. it's just 5am rn and i'm on one i guess. but okay, i'm going to end this now & go to bed (even though i could type 10 more paragraphs about ????). so ummm yeah... good night 🌙💤🤍
it makes me so happy that so many of you are good w me using these captions to say whateverrrrr i want... hot & not 😇 there's a whole lot of nothing important happening in my brain at every minute of the day and it's nice to get it out sometimes hahaha. thank you for your continued support. i still can't believe i'm still on here after 2.5 years... and have no plans to leave anytime soon. woo hoo!
i wanna m e e t more onlyfans creators... anyone have fav girls (other than me, *OBVIOUSLY*) with similar ~vibes~ that you'd like to see me with?
if so, please comment their names/usernames on this post!! if you send in dms, i'm not likely to see for a.... while :( :,)
i hope you feel spoiled by all the pussy pics lately 🥰 my data indicates that my pussy is the part of me that makes the most people horny and produces the most cum (lmao... produces). that's hot & a win win if you ask me
blurry picssss, but i felt hot 🤗
ps: pls don't mind the bruises... i'm trying so hard to prevent new ones, but furniture & walls keep getting in my way :(
pps: today is my 1 yr therapy anniversary lmao, yay me! i'm hot AND stable!!! (let's not read into the details of this statement)
i'm usually pretty content with being single & sexless (well... as content as i could possibly be , given it's not what i actually want lolol), but *sometimes* i wake up and am like "damn this sucks, why am i not being fucked rn??"
i triple dog dare you to cum for me while you’re supposed to be working 🥰 and if you're not working, you're not allowed! hehe JK... all cum is welcome here!!! it's just extra welcome if it's accompanied by a bit of risk :)
NOOOOO i just wrote the best paragraph about my porn consumption tendencies & then i accidentally refreshed the page and it was gone. fuck you onlyfans 😤
attempt 2:
i've been way hornier than usual lately. it's great. and i've been solely into jerk off vids which is interesting bc it's usually not the only interest for so long!! and before anyone asks: no, i don't need more videos! i already have a huge go to collection & think more options would make my horny lil brain explode! so generous of you to offer though 🤍
ps: despite how it might appear, i [surprisingly] don't have a porn addiction!! crazy given that i do have an extremely addictive personality, and i do love porn, but in a healthy art loving way 😁 sometimes i go a depressing # of weeks without watching anything... sometimes it's daily for awhile... sometimes it's multiple times/day for days or weeks... sometimes, i only consume "normal" occasional amounts of porn for extended periods of time. in summary: my porn watching tendencies are just as unpredictable as every other part of my life! actually... they kinda go hand in hand. i know you've all been wondering (jk... i've had like 10 ppl ever ask about how often i watch porn), so i figured i'd address the topic in extensive detail :) also, pls remember that i don't have sex ☹️, so porn is the best i've got rn... and a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!
pps: ahhhh... ofc i forgot to post right after i said i was gonna... but i'm only 5 hours later than i said i'd post, so it still counts and we are all going to just pretend this was posted on october 5th. okie dokie- thank you for listening! i hope you have a good day/night and enjoy my content/"art" hehe😙
