Another lame ass solo shower š Thereās so much room in there for 2ā¦ maybe even 3 people, too. So sad!!
PS: Thank you to everyone who joined me on live last night!! I had so much fun and loved showing off some of my outfits :) Maybe Iāll do a more planned live soon, but idkā¦ I kinda prefer spontaneity & chaos (plus you probably wouldnāt have gotten so much boob, or anything more than boob, if it was planned). So weāll seeā¦
xx š
Should I go live right now? Iām wearing no makeup, my face looks sunburnt since I just got a face thing done, and Iām a little tipsy. I guess Iām asking if anyone will join and not judge me hahaha because Iām chatty, but also will feel awkward with just one person. I need at least TWO
You guysā¦. I went on *what I thought was* a good date the other day and we were planning a second date when he unironically used āšā in a text. So, being the blunt gal (lol gal..) I am, I [jokingly, but like, not joking] said:
āListenā¦ Iām all for cringey emojis, really, I am. But I have to draw the line somewhere and š is itā followed by āI just had to acknowledge itā andā¦
HE GHOSTED ME hahahahaha
Itās realllllly not that serious, I was just poking fun at him, but I do find itā¦ oddā¦ how personally some people take things.
Oh well, on to the next, I guess! š¤ (see, now THIS, is a *great* cringey emoji)ā¦ I clearly need someone a little lessā¦ fragile (?)
Anyways, I hope you enjoy my asshole (the one in the pic and what will surely be seen as my asshole comments for judging the use of certain emojis) Haha
Edit: the way I already had someone like and then unlike this post, presumably after realizing this entire caption is me making fun of their top used emojiā¦. and this is getting less likes than usual hahahahaha oof. I already know this is gonna be a less popular post, but I *think* Iām gonna stand by it. Though I did just edit it 20 times to be a little less harsh
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I hope you enjoy these reject pics from when I was first starting out on Onlyfans!! Back when I was living in a tiny room at my parentās house, working as a full time nanny, and keeping my page a secret from everyone (plus still thinking itād be *very* temporaryā¦ and that I was about to go back to school in a couple months. HA). Damn. Itās just so weird to look back and see how different my life is now. Thatās obviously just life in general, but idkā¦ this felt/feels pretty extreme. Talk about the butterfly effect; me innocently posting a selfie on Reddit one day, not realizing I was posting in a sub full of girls promoting their OnlyFans. I really thought it was just a bunch of my fellow attention seekers hahaha. I say this jokingly, but would still like to defend myself on this comment. I had NO social media and had just gotten a haircut and taken a super hot selfie... a true rarity at the time. The only problem: I had nowhere to post it. Anyone in their right mind would've posted it on Reddit for a bunch of anonymous strangers to see. Right?... Right?......
Good morning! Kinda random, but wanna know what I think would be fun?
If you woke up next to me and we started the day off with a quick fuck and creampie before work. Itād be even better (for me) if it made you late to work š¤
Just sayingā¦
Was about to get in the shower when I thought to myself, āI should take a picture of my buttāā¦ so thatās exactly what I did, and now here we are. Quite the story, right?
GOOD MORNING!! Iām headed out to therapy (lol woohoo! This is me attempting to normalize therapy šš») and figured Iād start the day with this pic so I can tell my therapist how productive Iāve already been ;)
Iām also pre shooting content for the first time in months today (meaning you can expect more photo sets again), so let me know (in the comments, please) if you have any requests! Some that Iām already doing include lingerie, thigh highs, costumes, and full body pics. Probably/possibly a little more focus on booty too, but this is a statement, not a promise hahaha. But what else? This is strictly about photo requests, not videos (I **am** gonna try to shoot a few, but I already have ideas for those)
Was about to finally reply to lots of messages, but then I got tipsy and now I just want to sleep for the next 5 days. No good, lol. But Iām sorry š¢ I wish you were tipsy (/dr**k) with me and we could have tipsy sex. I hear thatās even better sometimes. I meanā¦ Iām *extra* horny right now, so it would make sense
i wish my slut trainer (@angelprovocateur, duh) lived closer to me so we could get started on blowjob lessons š„ŗ idk why, but thatās the topic iām fixated on right now hahah
PS: if you think the mirror looks dirty, your eyesight must be going, because the only dirty thing here is you š¤Øā¦ and meā¦ and angelā¦ okay fine, and the mirror lol
FYI: youāre not being ignored, per usual, I still havenāt messaged anyone, including my irl friends, in a couple weeks
But here are my
Boobs
xx
(will you pretend Iām not such a weirdo if I start adding this to the end of my posts/messages occasionally? Iām not British, but I favour the way they write compared to us lame ass Americansā¦ favourite, colour, honourā¦ ugh šš» and words like holiday instead of vacation. AND pyjamas! Youāre lying if you think our words are better
Iāve been spoiling you with an abundance of titty selfies lately (not that most of you even realize this used to be a rarity), but I realized some of you donāt deserve it. So not today š¤ Iāve gotten 5 (FIVE) too many unsolicited dick pics this month. and the messages have been getting weirder and weirder over the past few months. Pls go think about your actions šš»
PS: I actually just had this pic in my camera roll and wanted to post. Iām not as angry (or at all angry tbh) as this caption might suggest. I rarely get pics, so 5 *is* a high number for me, but SHOCKINGLY low for a porn site with so many men coming & going. So thanks you guys!!! I canāt believe how respectful yāall are š„ŗā¦. I like dick, but rando pics aināt itā¦
Omg PPS: SPEAKING OF DICKā¦ I just got a ārealisticā dildo. I donāt plan on actually using it for penetration (still ISO real one first), but canāt wait to practice bjs. And take pics w it hahahahaha (oof. what is my life)
Just one picā¦. but at least itās a good one, I thinkā¦? Welp, thatās alllllā¦ I hope youāre having a good day/night!! Iād love to stay and chat, but I *have* to go listen to a GWA and then go to bed, *immediately*. Iām sorry I still havenāt messagedā¦ itās getting bad again :( Iām just so tired of trying to function ugh. How do people do it????
PS: since my page has been dry af this week, Iāll at least tell you my current porn interest. Ofc creampies are involved, but also size difference :,) Iāll say it again for the people in the backā¦ GWA is fucking awesome and honestly maybe better than full porn bc they have all the fun taboo shit, in excess. āMaybe betterā is probably a stretch, but idkā¦ Iām doing ok without visuals lol
Head: empty
Bralette: not empty, but also definitely not full
Sorryā¦ I canāt think of a caption. I know this one sucks pretty hard, but Iām content with it :)
PS: Iām still not at a consistent messaging point in my life (still more consistent than the past 6 months tho...), but Iāve posted 13/19 days this month and I just want to make sure the focus is on that. I know this is the second time this month Iāve mentioned this, but Iām really tryna focus on the good these days! Canāt change everything about my life at onceā¦. And OnlyFans consistency is far from the only change Iām working on right now.
Okayyy thanks for readingā¦ and maybe jerking off to my picsā¦ and maybe cumming š· I hope you had a good Monday!!
Oh hey lookā¦ I thought of a caption! It always comes to me the second I type āPSā
My legs really do be trying their hardest to ruin all my pics >:(
PS: Shout-out to all of you who are home alone on this lovely Friday night š„²ā£ļø Iām right here with yaā¦ and this is the 30th week in a row for me!! (jk, Iām not keeping countā¦ but itās very possible lol)
Ughā¦ I really do just overthink & stress about *everything* š„ŗš
Just sharing some current thoughts because, as we all know, this is my diaryā¦ **not** a porn site
update: now it won't resend hahahah (I'm not actually laughing), so this will have to wait until morning :/
just sent my first ggg video (aka my first time filming with other humans) to your dms!! I'm not good at (& don't enjoy) the whole trying to upsell myself thing, so I'm not gonna! BUT, I did include a nice, long caption in your dms about what we actually did in the video š„°
I'm also about to message for a bit before bed to catch up with some of ya and start getting those reward pics sent out!! it's getting pretty late though, so the majority of you will have wait until tomorrow... I'm sorry :/ no excuses here; just some sad information. but I still thought you should know how proactive *I'm trying to be* right now! hehe...
PS: look how TALL @angelprovocateur is.... it's actually unfair (I'm 5'8", for reference... I can't remember how tall she is...)
anddddd right when I start bragging about how consistent I've been and how I'm almost caught up with messages, I take 10 steps backwards... *again*! lol... that's it, I'm done w the optimistic updates. I'm still gonna reach my goals for this page, but it's clearly a struggle for me, so don't hold your breath on any time commitments I try to give (like when I'm sending out ppvs/rewards, messaging, and/or posting). & don't feel bad for unsubscribing if it annoys you :) I'm annoyed with myself too! Iām especially annoyed with these lame ass captions over kinks and hot captions. they need to STOP. but this is a very "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit" type page. kinda weird for onlyfans... I know :,) but believe it or not, I donāt make the rules (don't ask me who does though, because I have literally no clue)
Hi friends!! Iām sorry I havenāt chatted in a few days (or sent out those bonus pics yet). I know itās nothing compared to my recent streaks, but I still want to state that Iām not going to let it get that bad again (at least not nowā¦ š). I just havenāt felt great these past couple days, but Iāll be back on tomorrow :) I hope youāre having a good weekend and get to take some time for yourself š«¶š»š·(horny time and maybe even not horny timeā¦?)
want a bonus pic of my lips spread wide open (it's a close up, obviously) OR an asshole/booty pic (which u may have noticed I rarely share)??
IF SO... go like all of my posts (yes, ALL) and then send me a message letting me know which one you want!!! i feel genuinely ridiculous doing this, but at the same time, i put so much time/effort into my page and honestly feel like it deserves to have at least 100k likes by now... it's been like a year & a half š„ŗ i mean come on dudes!!! š” so unless you want me to start ONLY posting single photos, rather than photo sets, go help a sister out!!! :,)
side note: please be patient. you won't get it immediately and if you get pushy, i'm not sending to you š¤ i'm replying to actual chat messages first and also not sitting by my phone waiting for each message to come in
ps: iām straight up admitting that iām deleting this caption once i get there. i need to pretend i never stooped to this point and actually got there bc you guys like my content that much. thanks for not judging me as hard as iām judging myself for this one right now lmao
My tongue never knows how to behave in pics š I just wish it lacked self control in other areas of my life, too. Grrrr
PS: HAPPY HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY š«
Okay, hereās the thingā¦ I really think porn is a big part of what caused my intimacy problems. I started watching it wayyy too early and I just KNOW that canāt be good :/ So in an attempt to help my brain, Iāve decided to refrain from watching porn for awhile. But Iām obviously not gonna stop masterbating. Godā¦ can you imagine? My poor little brain would have no more dopamine and youād have no more horny posts. Oof, I donāt even want to think about it. Luckily for all of us, GWA exists. Iāve talked about how much I love those things before, but then I forgot they existed. Ughā¦ I hate most of nsfw reddit, but I loveeeee GWA š„µš (not me using the cringey horny dude emojis **semi** unironicallyā¦. oh god, what have I becomeā¦ ) Okay, that's all! Just wanted to share!!
PS: You may or may not have noticed this, but thereās been a huge increase in my posting frequency! AND GUESS WHAT??? I just posted for 7 days in a row!!!! For the first time in quite possibly ever!! Or maybe since like month 1. Idk, but Iām very proud of myself and I urge you to praise me and say GOOD JOB š¤š«¶š» I donāt foresee myself always being a daily poster, but I really do hope I can maintain at least 3-4 posts/week :) EDIT: wait I just checked and this is literally not true hahahaha yikes. Okay, *tomorrow* will be 7 days, but stillā¦
PPS: I finally almost caught up on my messages today!!!! Like no messages past a few days agoā¦. Yayyyy me! Haha. I literally spent like 5-6 hours just messaging and was so tired, I took a nap after. I havenāt taken a nap in over a year š¹ and I was on adderall (which usually makes sleeping impossible). Crazy stuff, but it was a lovely nap. I hope there will be more naps in my future. They make life so much better :,)
PPPS: I hope you had a wonderful weekend and are having a good start to the week :)
PPPPS: lol at the phone in pics 2 & 6ā¦ I need a camera man :(
Oh, wowā¦ thatās a *very* sheer skirt. Good to know! Wouldāve been nice information to have before I wore it out multiple times though :)) Doesnāt really go with the āIām just an innocent, modest girl who probably goes to church and **definitely** doesnāt have an OnlyFansā act I like to play irlā¦
