& another!!! remember when awkward headless nudes were ALL i posted? dw, i won't ever go back, but sometimes my tits just need the full spot light again and rn is one of those times
here's another random post to apologize for being a bad girl & avoiding all my responsibilities. hehe, i'd even let u spank me as punishment if u were here
wow look at me. that's practically dirty talk (just not good)
can you believe these were the best pics i got out of like 50? yeah... that weird leg twist pic is really top tier compared to the rest lmao
okay, but hi!! i'm sorry i still can't figure my shit out (especially sorry to those of you who've either tipped, bought a ppv, or are my longterm friends who've hardly heard from me in like a year π (oh & me bc this kinda sucks). i miss u & hope you're still jerking off to my content sometimes <3 hahah...).
but ANYWAYS... i actually have SO much content rn & have been holding back solely because i feel bad when i post but ignore everyone. but i just remembered that 70% of you only want nudes anyways and probs like when i post!! plus it's only logical that the other 30% would also prefer posts over nothing. right?? so here you go! sorry my brain can be a lil silly
OH & if ur mentally ill and haven't listened to podcasts, give em a go!! that's been my thing lately, and though i'm not outwardly functioning, i've got it all figured out inside now thx to like 10 hrs of podcasts. jk. but they are good. & it's such a healthy person move to listen to them. also, if you're feeling extra ambitious, you can listen while you walk or something. then you're being healthy x2!! (that's what i do)
kinda awful pic, but my friend took it, so it's special (first time someone else has taken titty pics of me) π₯Ή and i didn't even have to ask; i just have good friends π
i posted this on ig, but cut out the boobs showing part π like this vid if you wanna see more of these typa clips where i show the teasing version on ig & fun on here? hehe... i think it's kinda fun
my second fav pair of panties!! do you like them? π
okay... so, little heartfelt message for u:
i'm sorry i'm still not chatting at all :/ if you've paid for a ppv, i promise you WILL get it. even if you unsubscribe, i'll just subscribe to you & send it. additionally, i'll be offering a free month subscription to everyone who's sent me a tip & waited over a week for a reply, as well as everyone who's been subscribed for 3+ consecutive months!! this will all be sent once i have the energy to actually face catching up on all my messages, which is hopefully this week, but apparently not a few days ago like i said, or today.
anyways, i really am sorry- ik a lot of you join for a month to get to know me and i do genuinely feel bad that i frequently enough go months without chatting a single person and so many people never get to talk me. i'm just having a [long] moment where i don't feel like interacting with literally anyone, and have avoided/ignored my texts for weeks now. so chatting here is the last thing i can think about. yeah... ik i'm weird with virtual communication & most people are great at texting, but that's simply not the life for me lol
i hope you're enjoying all my content though and still getting to know me a bit through my captions :) anywayssss, i'll be back to posting & chatting [a reasonable amount for someone who is trying to function) asap...
was writing a message about how horny i am and how i want you to come fuck me, but now i need you to come kill this spider in my bed πΆ will add nude here maybe, but actually... wtf do i do? vacuum him????
ps: also how i'm sorry bout still hardly posting n not messaging. i've been having a moment (not the great kind but it's fine hehe)
update: i vacuumed him :( poor spider... just in the wrong place at the wrong time lol
update 2: my main nude phone is all the way upstairs & i'm in bed, so this is the best i can offer you right now. take it or leave it πΌ okay, i'm going to bed now. goodnight π΄π
update [thought] 3: you know, i've always assumed i'd be 100% submissive bc that's hot & what i'm mainly into, buttttt i actually think i'd have fun bossing someone around a little too... i like being in control of things...
#3 is the shittiest quality pic i've ever posted, but idc because it was my first titty selfie in my new place!!! (well not mine yet, but the owner left me alone to measure everything, so i *obviously* had to take a few pics)
i'm so excited though... the natural lighting is IMPECCABLE :) just not these rooms because they're in a basement haha
**long, chatty post!! yay!**
so just a couple exciting life updates for meee!! definitely nothing interesting to most of you bc it's nothing sexual, but great for ME... lol
β’moving to a house soon that has a whole ass movie theater, trampoline, & lots of rooms. so i'm gonna go all out & have a pole/gym type room, bar/snack area (WITH A POPCORN MACHINE), many cute seating areas, etc.!! hopefully i'll actually take advantage of the situation & find more enjoyment in making new content now that i'll have so many film area options... i've found so many things that make me love doing onlyfans, but still hate being on camera and probably always will. worth it thoughhh!!
β’i just got a reaaaallly nice camera (go big or go home, right?! lol) & gonna try out youtube. so lmk if there're any specific videos you'd be interested in seeing on there (i'm thinking ~sexy~ try on hauls, onlyfans related stuff, like my experience n "behind the scenes", potentially vlogs ((though idk what the heck i'd talk about)), etc. but i'm open to anything)! *maybe* i'll even learn to take better photos!
after 2+ years, i've actually gotten used how drastically onlyfans has changed my life (i never thought i would...), but it's still crazy when i actually think about it. i can't believe me randomly deciding to post a selfie one day led to all this. i feel like i'm doing pretty good for someone my age (financially, that is... and while money doesn't buy happiness, it does buy comfort and security, which i like. hehe, i'm v proud of myself) and am happy with how i've made my page my own. it took way too long to figure out how to enforce boundaries on here and not feel like i owe anyone anything more than i give
ps: i want to defend myself even though no one is vocally judging... i've also gotten into investing in recent months and am not just spending everything i have. i like to think i'm a kinda smart girl... sometimes... π€π
pps: i'm sorry i haven't messaged in forever. i plan to spend the next few days catching up (ppvs & tips first, as always), but probably not until tomorrow tbh... i have a shit ton to do today. but thank you so much for always being patient & not pestering me for being so unresponsive :) ik it's not preferable or the norm for OF, but it's nice to not feel the frustration/anger when i'm not in a headspace that allows me to manage timely responses
ppps: do you like my new top??? ;)
so, i went on a date last night and was amazed to realize how comfortable i've become with talking about kinks & sex. before onlyfans, it was a topic i pretty much avoided completely, but now i can't help but initiate the conversation with everyone i me*t. i mean, what a guy's into and how he views sex is *obviously* very crucial information hahah. very healthy of me, eh?
ps: my fingers are just so yummy π€€ wanna taste them?
hii :) i'm sorry i've been m.i.a., i have a lot goin on right now, but dw about me, i'm managing my stress with lots of porn hahaha. i'm trying to get back to it, but here are some ~artsy~(ish) nudes for now.
hmmm... what else should i post today for my favorite pervs...? ;) also, where should i go for my next trip??? thinking california, but the airbnbs are so freaking expensive π i also wanna go abroad, but i lost my passport
ik i say it a lot, but my pussy/pussy region (lol) is SO SMOOTH AND SOFT!!! i love it so much... it's seriously incredible. this is a big statement, but laser hair removal is the closest thing i've witnessed to proof of a higher power. hahahaha i really wish you could feel π and do other things if you'd be so kind ;) but mostly feel bc my words just don't do it justice
i wish i had my own pool π my page would be 100% pool content...
that said, does anyone wanna buy me one as a gift? ;) i'd probably need a house too tho bc i don't have a backyard and that's kinda expensive ;( lol jk... maybe i'll get a blowup pool in my garage... though not having a hose could pose a problem... damn. maybe a pool isn't feasible in my near future :/
you guysssss... the previously referenced kink was sex dolls... i was just reminding you of the time i embarrassed myself by trying to have you guess a kink that apparently none of you share, not announcing a new one π«£
idk why i'm so emotionally unstable, but it's probably because 100% of the times i've been fucked have involved absolutely no form of penetration
ps: it was recently brought to my attention that i sleep talk... a lot, so i downloaded an app to record me. it's so fun to listen to. my favorite line from last night was "idk, i just wanted some pictures with clothes on" hahaha
it's such a bummer that dating is the first & most necessary step to having the life i want. why's life have to be so hard?? haha... i wish i could just say "hey i wanna b your fuck toy n have your babies, etc., etc. (i'd prob add a bit more substance to my sales pitch, but how much more does someone need to know?? lol)" and then skip the dating part
psa: my ass n i are coming back, so don't u even worry... i definitely haven't quit!! <3 but i just walked in the house .2 seconds ago from the airport & haven't had a chance to look through my new content yet. i tried to go through it on the plane, but the man adjacent to me (i think?...i needa brush up on my angle terminology) had a direct view of my screen and i wasn't feeling that generous today
second pic = me living up to my self appointed "airport slut" name. i wish it was just slut, but i'll take what i can get :)
first selfie in this cool ass house!!! i'm so EXCITED!!! and confused about how i got here?? not like physically, i flew (and was definitely judged by everyone who passed me for my lil croptop... felt like the airport slut. kinda an honor, honestly), but like to having u guys like my page and subscribe even tho i type weird shit like this. my pussy pics must be better than i think. niiiicccee.
swipe to see the real pic ππ i honestly just wanted to see if i could successfully edit out my background and i've gotta say... i'm pretty impressed with my work. anywayssss, i basically bought a new wardrobe this week & this bikini is now my fav thing i've ever put on my body. like i really don't think i've ever looked hotter than i do in this bikini & sunglasses combo. so i don't think either of us are prepared for the pics i take outside of this messy room (which i'd like to acknowledge is messy because i'm packing!!!)... plus without the tags on... wow, i'm excited. just warning you now though so you don't have a heart attack when you see the pics. you're welcome π€
ps: i'm a very sarcastic person... not about this being the hottest i've ever looked, but about the heart attack and all that silliness. i don't like explaining my words, but also don't like people thinking i'm a stuck up bitch & i know a lot of you misread my tone lol. i may be a bitch, but i'm NOT stuck up π€
soooo, i didn't get nearly as much content as i wanted (& by that i mean: you've seen it all) on my trip bc i ran into some... problems (self created, of course) :/ so now i'm headed on another trip later this week and will be staying at the coolest airbnb ever. will be 5 days of isolation with me, myself, and i... which sounds kinda sad, and is lmao, but i'm still EXCITED!!! it's gonna be so peaceful. and lemme tell u... i'm about to go offfffffff!!! sadly no beach this time, but it has a very private infinity pool which is just as fun and motivating.
that said... in your dream world, what videos would you like to see from me? i'm literally dedicating a full day to just videos hahaha bc knowing me, i'll only get one even w a full day of trying. i think i'll have to buy myself a box of donuts or something to keep me happy and unstressed. but anyways, so far my only planned vids are a bikini try on (i can't remember who recommended this, but thank u!!) and my first solo. but this one is a BIG maybe.... suchhhhh a big maybe... haha. i do want to do it though, so we shall see :)
(swipe, i dare u)
it warms my heart to know that i've attracted/built my own lil horny community on here <3 and it's a nice one. like you're undoubtedly the most self controlled horny people on the internet π₯ maybe i should, but i don't feel any pressure to do anything i don't want & that's how it should be for all onlyfans creators!!!
anyways, ik a lot of us share the whole public kink, but how many of you would actually act on it? and how risky are you willin to get? i def would(/will), but my limit is like a bathroom or car. and the car would needa be like in the vv back/mostly empty part of the lot. hehe... that's still fun though, right??? also, i hate the word kink. i think if it sounded nicer, i might talk about my kinks more. jk jk, but it'd still be nice