i'm sorry if my page is getting dull again :/ i don't have it in me to write 5 paragraphs about why, but you already know what's up- mental health shit, no work/life balance, dumb dating anxiety, blah blah blah haha. i'm sorry if u can relate to any of this, but also happy to have you here...
okay... let's end this on a happier note... the highlights of my day were ordering a top that says "i'd rather be naked" & getting an m&m mcflurry. *what was yourrr highlight?* (LOL look at me doing therapy typa stuff with all u pervs ;))
i wonder if i'll ever be able to post a close up pussy pic again without thinking of the guy who compared them to medical pictures lmaoooo. it'll never stop me from posting more, but i can't say it doesn't make me pause for a second & question my life π
so like... you guys actually like me, huh? at least enough to pay money to see **me**. no offense, but that's weird.
ps: ik this face angle is a bit odd, but it's the best i got (+ the only 2 boober) and i don't believe in wasting risky π nudes. it's kinda like the people who don't believe in wasting left overs. that's just an example though... MY priority is definitely no nude waste > no food waste ;)
pps: have i lost any of you with my recent captions? it feels like i'm making less sense, but full sense to myself. guess that's 2 months of no weed for ya... my personality is slowwwwwlllly returning haha
OKAY... south carolina... here's my official review:
(i acknowledge that i was only there for 2 days so this may not be the *most* reliable review and others seem to disagree w me), BUT i wasn't too impressed with their southern hospitality* skills lol. it also wasn't a place i felt comfortable standing on the patio taking nudes or anything. pretty beach tho, which surprised me bc i just figured it was all like dirt fields or something. idk. i've never given SC a single thought in my life. on another note, they seem to really love dolphins and i was told by so many people to look out for dolphins. dolphins are evil so idk bout that one. but yeah... i'll give it an 8/10 if you go to a pretty tourist town with bikes n beaches, 4/10 for anywhere else (i've been nowhere else). anyways, if there are any south carolinans here, i apologize for shitting all over your state. it's really not that bad. like i said... beaches! and i got some great fries yesterday!
i can't believe i just spent time writing that bahahahahahha like huh? i swear i could write a huge book about nothing
ps: is this a record for the worst quality pics i've posted?? idk if my phone's broken or the mirror was just like that, but it was not working out for me
pps: imma talk more about kinks in upcoming posts... i swear to you. i've just been a chatty girl lately
ppps: doesn't the toilet lid up make these pics even more special? kinda? hehe
turns out the beach is EXACTLY what i needed. i think i might need to move near one (or at least visit more often)...
this is me awake at 7:30 am... that's SEVEN THIRTY IN THE MORNING, if you didn't know (!!!)... 5:30 my time, actually. about to get ready bc i'm in big pic mode [fiinnallllly] and then i'll have time for relax mode!! & maybe a helicopter ride later. it's so exciting when my unhinged unplanned plans work out... it only happens 3/10 times, so always good stuff π hahah, okayyyy, i hope you have a great day βοΈπ€π
hi!! i'm sorry i haven't been posting... i've been out of stockpiled nudes & the energy to take more... + not feeling too great on camera lately tbh. BUT, i'm taking an impromptu trip tomorrow, so you can expect to see some nice plane bathroom and hotel nudes comin your way reaaaaal soon ;) i **pinky promise*!!! *maybe* even a hotel video if the lighting's good...
jeeze, i'm an angyyy girl... just wrote 2 paragraphs that were not very kind. imma go destress lmao. maybe one day a human can help me. so sad that i feel the need to add this part after every horny thought, but it also feels sad constantly posting about watching porn. like i just wanna see the day where i'm like "jeeze, i'm an angyyy girl... just wrote 2 paragraphs that were not very kind. imma go suck some dick" or "jeeze, i'm an angyyy girl... just wrote 2 paragraphs that were not very kind. imma go get my pussy π "
EDIT: omggg i just remembered that i ordered 26 egg bagels from nyc that are coming tomorrow!!!! the stress is gone!!!! but imma still do my thang lol. just wanted to share π₯³
no offense, but i've kinda trained my brain to think of you all as fake computer people/AI and that's the only reason i can share as much as i do. however, my brain will occasionally say f you & remind me that you're actually real humans living real lifes. it freaks me out a little, ngl hahahah. like oof... thousands (hundreds of thousands on socials) of people... the very large majority being men... actually see the shit i post. just thought i'd share because i'm having one of these moments rn. um... anyways... i hope all you real people are having a lovely start to your weekend π β¨
most of my body parts are ready to snap off any day now, so i think i need to learn how to exercise :/ is anyone down to be my personal trainer? i can't pay you with money (bc i want to spend it on lingerie & lego, not exercise), but will happily pay with dessert (pussy). just lmk if that works...?
**which raffle prize interests you the most?** it's been a hot minute since i showed what a good person i am (& i have a brand to maintain), so i think it's time for another "charity raffle"!!! this might be in like 3 months tho... or next week... but let's be real, probably closer to 3 months. hopefully we all expect this by now. in other words, this is purely data collection π―
ps: the "good person... brand to maintain" part isn't serious. the only person i'm trying to trick into thinking i'm a good person is me. as for your opinion? you can draw your own conclusions β‘ hehe
edit: video call doesn't mean you have to be on video if that makes you uncomfortable :)
PSA: onlyfans glitched on me (?) & opened all my chats, so if you notice i've opened yours, but no reply... that's why. i will, but this makes it take longer π₯² also, i always reply to tipped chats first, but it doesn't even show those, so i'm sorry about that :( ughhhh... FUCK OF
ps: i don't recommend sending a follow up message to speed up my reply time... after tips, i reply from oldest to newest.
feelin a lil down today ;( so i'm gonna go on a nice walk, then maybe shower n get ready so i feel more put together, & and go to a coffee shop to eat a butter croissant & chat w some of youuu! just thought i'd let you know, since you're probably wondering how my day's going and not what new content the pages you subscribe to posted today :p lol... i hope you're having a good day :)
ps: quite frankly, i'm offended that so many of you think i'm a 2000s baby. not that there's anything wrong with 2000s babies... necessarily, but...
-a collection of poorly cropped mirror pics in [one of] my newest lingerie sets :) maybe one day i'll start rewearing my lingerie, but it's just so fun to buy new sets!!!
did you subscribe because i'm a virgin (whether that's because you were intrigued, turned on, etc.)? important poll question! no judgement here. thank you! <3 <3
i've become such a natural w the poses... so casual... so sexyyyy ;) i'm sad i have this beautiful apartment and this cute room (imo) & no man to appreciate it w me though π also sad bc every guy i'm ever into isn't into me & the one time i hit on someone i was rejected... why's it gotta be like that π i genuinely don't get how people find a partner they 100% connect w & wanna spend their lives with... like idk about that hahah
ps: sorry mi pussy is like not visible at all... turns out this mirror sucks ass
sometimes i think i should stop watching porn, but then i watch some porn and i'm like "damn... nevermind, idk WHAT i was on...". why would i deprive myself of such reliable stress relief???
good morning βοΈπ i'm off to therapy, then gonna chat & film today!! i just NEED to resist going to the record store after... i've gotten into the routine of going immediately after & when i do, it's all downhill from there... no chance of any productivity. anyways, i hope you have a good day β‘Μ haha
this is just a lonnnnnnggg vent about my experience sharing that i'm a virgin online (but rewritten *much* shorter, believe it or not hahah)...
so to preface, i wanna say that i don't judge kinks and that includes the good ol' virgin kink. i find it hot to know that so many of y'all are getting off to ME/my content and honestly couldn't care less about what you're thinking about when you do so. that said, i'm really not interested in opinions/advice/comfort about me being a virgin or anything around the topic of "losing" it. i know it's rarely the intention, but conversations centered around virginity tend to be extremely condescending and are almost never enjoyable for me. yes, i talk a lot about it, but that's because it's a part of my life (considering this is a site about sexuality and i'm not having sex) & my page is all about sharing. but it's just a silly term, not my identity.
i'm sure i've said things in my posts that could mislead someone to believe i'm absolutely miserable because i'm a virgin, but that's not the case. i don't think virginity is actually a big deal, and though i wish i wasn't in this boat, i'm not basing my worth on that and there's nothing to feel sorry for me about. i don't need advice, i don't need guidance, and i definitely don't need to hear about your first time having sex. also... sex isn't a ticket to adulthood or something, so it'd be real cool if we could get rid of that mindset that so many people seem to have. as for the people with virgin kinks, i'm not here to give you details about what i fantasize about my first time being like (news flash: i don't... i fantasize about sex, not virginity since it's not my kink) or hear you praise me for being so pure. it's just uncomfortable. this goes for all kinks, but i figured i should specifically mention this one, since there's understandably a blurry line with the topic.
okay, that's it. i'm sorry if this seems negative, i'm really not too upset about it & know i put myself in this position! i just figure it can't hurt to share my perspective. thanksss π€
just realized it's 4/20... sad day to not be high. but here's a bonus pic to
a. celebrate having a clear mind
b. offer you the opportunity to say good job & praise me lmaooo... this is like my 50th time quitting, so i'm like the boy who cried wolf to my family & friends at this point and have been keeping my milestones to myself this time (48 days... woo hoo)
someone pls smoke a bowl for me tho bc i don't actually like being sober hahaha... haha.. ha
please suck my toes daddy π₯΅π€€π¦Άπ»
confession time...
i actually have a huge foot fetish & that's why i've always been so weird about feet :/
lol i'm jk (in the nonfunny way, per usual). if i had a foot fetish, i'd OWN that shit. i really don't understand why there's so much judgement around foot fetishes... it's so mild compared to a lot of others. i'd be much happier to say i have a foot fetish/kink over some of my taboo interests (i haven't even shared everything yet) hahaha :,)
pretty sure my dog even has a foot fetish
(swipe for boobs, silly)
random: nothing has ever humbled me quite like showing my real personality to thousands of people on a porn site. it's okay... my personality is my favorite part of me & that compensates for the people who think i'm [the bad kind of] weird, but at the same time... damn. i do NOT appeal to the masses π it's rough out here
bought a 3rd vibrator thingy (same exact one as the other 2) because i always forget to charge them which has led to some very sad moments :( so now if they're all dead when i need one, the blame is all on me... (it wasn't before)
i can't believe i'm a mirror nude girl...
but, um, anyways...
while remaking one of my old tiktoks ("18 y/o me reading all the explicit messages from older men when i joined seeking arrangements... & realizing i was into it"), one of those conversations i had on there popped back into my memory. the small part of me that still doesn't understand why i share so much on here is begging me to keep this one to myself, but luckily that part of me has no power anymore & ik u will like the mini storytime ;)
so when i first made that account, i actually kinda wanted to be a sugar baby (lol...), but i pretty quickly started using it to basically just sext. well... maybe not sext (idk what officially classifies as sexting hahah), but getting men to tell me what they wanted to do to me n getting off to that and then ditching the convo. is that super mean of me? i mean, idc, but acknowledge it might've been π€·π»ββοΈ anyways, as it turns out, it's quite hard to get a guy to type a nice, well written message about his fantasies hahahaha. so when i got a realllly vivid message one day while i was at the mall, i chose to move my car to the top floor of the garage and play w myself in my car lolol. guess it was just so good that i couldn't wait to get back to my house that was quite literally 2 minutes away. okay, that's it... that's the story time. hope you liked it :p
