Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? 🚲 It was two ti..
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? 🚲 It was two tired
2024-12-07 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? 🧖♂️👔 He uses Cla..
How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? 🧖♂️👔 He uses Claus-tarch! 🧼✨
2024-12-07 02:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a 🤖 because you've completely stolen my heart and ..
I must be a 🤖 because you've completely stolen my heart and I can't function without you. 😉💕
2024-12-06 20:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens when you smell breakfast in the morning? 🥓🍳 It ..
What happens when you smell breakfast in the morning? 🥓🍳 It would be bacon-ing me and I'd be very eggcited
2024-12-06 14:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a Tip if you like my Tits 😋 double if you like my booty
Drop a Tip if you like my Tits 😋 double if you like my booty
2024-12-06 08:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you s..
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine. 👥💔❤️
2024-12-06 02:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call cheese that isn't yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese
2024-12-05 20:26:02 +0000 UTC View Postif you'd let me Ride You 😏 drop a tip and lemme know
if you'd let me Ride You 😏 drop a tip and lemme know
2024-12-05 14:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow does Santa keep his beard so soft? 🧔💦 He uses conditione..
How does Santa keep his beard so soft? 🧔💦 He uses conditioner from the North Pole! 🧴❄️
2024-12-05 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽..
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽 Supplies!
2024-12-05 02:26:03 +0000 UTC View Postif you'd use every part of me 😈 tip to let me know, more u t..
if you'd use every part of me 😈 tip to let me know, more u tip the more places you'd use
2024-12-04 20:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa get a nose job? 🎅👃 He wanted to be more attrac..
Why did Santa get a nose job? 🎅👃 He wanted to be more attractive to the reindeer! 🦌😉
2024-12-04 14:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostSpending time with you is like pressing the ✨ play button on..
Spending time with you is like pressing the ✨ play button on my happiness. Let's create beautiful memories together. 🎬💞
2024-12-04 08:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostI enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and se..
I enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and see! 😏
2024-12-04 02:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the most popular Christmas song among exhibitionists?..
What's the most popular Christmas song among exhibitionists? 🎶👀 "I Saw Mommy Flashing Santa Claus!" 🎅👙
2024-12-03 20:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas cookie? 🍪🎄 Because I find you irresistib..
Are you a Christmas cookie? 🍪🎄 Because I find you irresistibly sweet and tempting. 🌟😍
2024-12-03 14:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is masturbation just like procrastination? 🍆😅 It’s all g..
Why is masturbation just like procrastination? 🍆😅 It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
2024-12-03 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross Santa with a detective? 🎅🔍 Sa..
What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective? 🎅🔍 Santa Clues! 🕵️♂️😉
2024-12-03 02:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust a heads-up: my heart skips a beat every time I see you...
Just a heads-up: my heart skips a beat every time I see you. You have that effect on me. 💓😉
2024-12-02 20:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
2024-12-02 14:25:03 +0000 UTC View PostI really like the guys who value me 🥰 drop a tip if you're o..
I really like the guys who value me 🥰 drop a tip if you're one of them
2024-12-02 08:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know how this works. Are we married now? 💍🤔
I don’t know how this works. Are we married now? 💍🤔
2024-12-02 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the ketchup blush? 💋 He saw the salad dressing
Why did the ketchup blush? 💋 He saw the salad dressing
2024-12-01 20:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostCan you do me a favor and tip if you like me 👉👈
Can you do me a favor and tip if you like me 👉👈
2024-12-01 14:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did Santa say to the elf who misbehaved? 🎅📜 "You're on ..
What did Santa say to the elf who misbehaved? 🎅📜 "You're on my naughty list, but I like it!" 😈📃
2024-12-01 08:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead..
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? 🧟♀️🧛♀️ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
2024-12-01 02:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWish you could kiss me?? Tip and let me know 😘
Wish you could kiss me?? Tip and let me know 😘
2024-11-30 20:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? 👨🍳 Only one,..
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? 👨🍳 Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there
2024-11-30 14:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet's make a deal: you keep being ridiculously adorable 😍, a..
Let's make a deal: you keep being ridiculously adorable 😍, and I'll keep falling for you. 😘💘
2024-11-30 08:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostLeave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
2024-11-30 02:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post