Would you rather have front row tickets to a musician you’ve never heard of or listen to your favorite band perform from the parking lot?
2022-08-10 07:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
your love is such a thrill, but your love won't pay my bills, i want money 🙈 no but for real, leave a tip if u like me, i do have bills 😅
2022-08-11 07:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!
2022-08-12 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather live forever without a partner or live for less time with a partner?
2022-08-13 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
do you imagine sucking on my nips 😈 tips let me know if u do
2022-08-14 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you heard about the man who forgot how to put his seat belt on while he was going to work one morning? 🚗 Well, after a while, it clicked
2022-08-15 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather have lots of children or lots of pets?
2022-08-16 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
If you fantasize about me moaning your name 👄 then u should be sweet and tip me
2022-08-17 07:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just waved
2022-08-18 07:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather have breakfast in bed or a midnight snack?
2022-08-19 07:00:37 +0000 UTC View Postyou are a rare gem, an exclusive, a limited edition. There is only one of you! 🥰 Remember you’re awesome and I hope you have an amazing day!
2022-08-19 12:11:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Put my left tit in, Put my right tit out, You Do the Hokey Pokey, And you Tip for all that's out 😋
2022-08-20 07:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
What drink do lobsters have in the morning? ☕️🦞 Clawfee
2022-08-21 07:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather never sing or never dance again?
2022-08-22 07:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostHeading out on errands, but wishing u a lovely day… dreaming of me 😏
2022-08-22 17:14:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Perky tits to perk you up this morning, tip if you got perked ☕😉
2022-08-23 07:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment? 🧐
2022-08-24 07:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather go back in time or go into the future?
2022-08-25 07:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Feelin Frisky 😈 Tip if I've got you feelin frisky too
2022-08-26 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
what happens when coffee grounds get spilled? ☕️ they get grounded
2022-08-27 07:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
would you rather wake up early or stay up late?
2022-08-28 07:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
If you wish you could climb on, drop a tip 😈
2022-08-29 07:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? 🐠 So-fish-ticated
2022-08-30 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
2022-08-31 07:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the difference between hungry and horny? 🥒😂 Where you stick the cucumber
2022-09-01 07:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather live somewhere it rains most days or somewhere it never rains ever?
2022-09-02 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
If you wish you could reach out and touch me, leave a tip ♥
2022-09-03 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather work online or on the road?
2022-09-04 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
If you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
2022-09-05 07:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter
2022-09-06 07:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post