You're the ๐ฏ bullseye to my heart, the one I've been aiming ..

You're the ๐ฏ bullseye to my heart, the one I've been aiming for all this time. Let's hit the target together. ๐๐
2024-12-14 20:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the ๐ฏ bullseye to my heart, the one I've been aiming for all this time. Let's hit the target together. ๐๐
2024-12-14 20:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do fruits go on vacation? ๐ย Pear-is
2024-12-14 14:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I look bite-able, drop a tip ๐
2024-12-14 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostIโm going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this weekโs hottest singles. ๐ต๐ฅ
2024-12-14 02:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it ๐คฃ๐คฃย sorry too funny when i heard it lol
2024-12-13 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
2024-12-13 14:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa get kicked out of the toy factory? ๐ ๐จ He was caught playing with the wrong kind of "wood"! ๐ฒ๐
2024-12-13 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do you find a cow with no legs? ๐ฎ๐ค Right where you left it
2024-12-13 02:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostTip for every time you'd squeeze me ๐
2024-12-12 20:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's favorite kind of adult film? ๐ ๐ฅ One with lots of "North Pole" dancing! โ๏ธ๐บ๐
2024-12-12 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a ๐ท photographer because every time I see you, I can't help but capture your beauty in my mind. ๐ธ๐
2024-12-12 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip ๐
2024-12-12 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Santa say when he's feeling frisky? ๐ ๐ "Ho, ho, ho, let's go!" ๐๐ฅ
2024-12-11 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a Christmas ornament, ๐ you'd be the shiniest one in the box. โจ
2024-12-11 14:22:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird ๐ฆ
2024-12-11 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call Santa's little helpers who like to spank? ๐ ๐ His "naughty" elves! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
2024-12-11 02:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a magician because every time I ๐ look into your eyes, everything else disappears. โจ๐
2024-12-10 20:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the left eye say to the right eye? ๐๐ Between you and me, something smells ๐
2024-12-10 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip ๐
2024-12-10 08:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love my bed, but Iโd rather be in yours. ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐
2024-12-10 02:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a Kleenex dance? ๐ย Put some boogie in it
2024-12-09 20:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostTouchin myself, tip if you wish it was you touchin my pussy ๐ฆ
2024-12-09 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa get a ticket for speeding? ๐๐ He was caught "sleighing" it! ๐ท๐ฅ
2024-12-09 08:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? ๐ฆถย Because then it would be a foot
2024-12-09 02:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostHere kitty kitty, drop a tippy tippy ๐บ
2024-12-08 20:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa start a sex toy business? ๐ ๐ฅ He wanted to make sure everyone got what they wanted for Christmas! ๐๐
2024-12-08 14:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the missing piece to my puzzle ๐งฉ, the one that completes me. Let's create a beautiful picture together. ๐ผ๏ธ๐
2024-12-08 08:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you want me to dream about you ๐ฅฐ
2024-12-08 02:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call Santa's balls? ๐๐ Jingle balls! ๐ ๐
2024-12-07 20:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas wish? ๐๐ Because being with you is the fulfillment of all my dreams. โจโค๏ธ
2024-12-07 14:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post