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Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session π
2024-12-22 08:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session π
2024-12-22 08:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me βοΈ
2024-12-22 02:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a donkey with only three legs? π΄ A wonkey
2024-12-21 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View Postif u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip π
2024-12-21 14:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa start a lingerie business? π π He wanted to make sure everyone had a sexy Christmas! ππ₯
2024-12-21 08:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? π€ͺ A trip without kids
2024-12-21 02:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was Santa's sack so big? π π He only comes once a year! ππ
2024-12-20 14:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostCan I borrow a kiss? π I promise I'll give it back.
2024-12-20 08:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
2024-12-20 02:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa's helper go to therapy? ππ He had a wrapping fetish! π π
2024-12-19 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name North Pole? π Because you're always at the top of my list. π
2024-12-19 14:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast? π³ "Well, I'm an eggspert."
2024-12-19 08:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's favorite pickup line? π π "Are you made of tinsel? Because you're sparking my Christmas spirit!" β¨ππ
2024-12-19 02:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to describe you in emojis, it would be ππ₯π«. You're simply irresistible. ππ
2024-12-18 20:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!
2024-12-18 14:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you look at me and still not tip? π
2024-12-18 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostIβve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? ππ π€
2024-12-18 02:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow is sex like a game of bridge? π If you have a great hand, you donβt need a partner
2024-12-17 20:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip π¦π¦
2024-12-17 14:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa get a new sleigh? π·π He wanted to upgrade to a "ride" that would impress the ladies! ππ
2024-12-17 08:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? π Ten tickles
2024-12-17 02:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the closer to EXPLODING ππ¦π¦π¦
2024-12-16 20:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa try online dating? π π» He wanted to find a new "Miss" Claus! π©ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π»
2024-12-16 14:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the π rainbow after the storm, the ray of light that brightens up even the darkest of days. βπ
2024-12-16 08:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation π
2024-12-16 02:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa bring lube to the workshop? π π§΄ He wanted to make sure the toys slid in smoothly! π§Έπ¦
2024-12-15 20:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a holiday cookie? πͺπ Because you're sweet and irresistible. ππ
2024-12-15 14:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? πΎΒ Because he was outstanding in his field
2024-12-15 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's favorite type of foreplay? π π Tickle fights with his elves! π§ββοΈπ₯
2024-12-15 02:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post