i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's..

i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's true π¦
2024-12-29 14:26:02 +0000 UTC View Posti hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's true π¦
2024-12-29 14:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do naughty elves post on social media? π§ββοΈπ» Elf-ies! πΈπ
2024-12-29 08:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you get a squirrel to like you? πΏΒ Act like a nut
2024-12-29 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View Posttipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive π
2024-12-28 20:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call Santa's wild party? ππ A mistletoe orgy! πΏπ
2024-12-28 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet's flip a coin: heads, you're mine; tails, I'm yours. πͺπ
2024-12-28 08:23:03 +0000 UTC View Posti love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid π even a chef wouldnβt spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? π
2024-12-28 02:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one Christmas ornament say to the other? ππ¬ "You turn me on!" π‘π
2024-12-27 20:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas fireplace? π₯π Because being with you warms my heart on even the coldest nights. πβ€οΈ
2024-12-27 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostGive it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella βοΈ
2024-12-27 08:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? π€Άπ He was caught coming down the chimney with a different ho! π π₯π
2024-12-27 02:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you. π«
2024-12-26 20:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? π π€£
2024-12-26 14:28:03 +0000 UTC View Postyou know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip π
2024-12-26 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI assumed happiness started with an βHβ but I believe it actually starts with βU.β πβ€οΈ
2024-12-26 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? π³ Itβs not what it looks like! π
2024-12-25 20:25:03 +0000 UTC View Postall my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? π₯Ί
2024-12-25 14:22:03 +0000 UTC View Postπ½οΈ π§ππ£ π§π’ ππ«π§ππ‘π ππ«π£ππ₯ππ§ππ’π‘π»
$5 = Just a nice way to say thank u for my entertainment services hehe π
$10 = Iβll add 7 DAYS TO EXPIRE
$25 = + 14 DAYS TO EXPIRE
$50 = Expire removed
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π§ββοΈ Destroying my tiny elf pussy several ways cumming over and over again π
Why did Santa hire a dominatrix? π π He wanted someone to whip his sleigh into shape! π π₯
2024-12-25 08:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry float
2024-12-25 02:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and see
2024-12-24 20:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa go to the strip club? π π He wanted to check the North Pole dancers! ππ
2024-12-24 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting with you is like being on a roller coaster π’, thrilling and full of ups and downs! π€©
2024-12-24 08:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like my assets ππ
2024-12-24 02:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's favorite position? π π Doggy-style, with his reindeer! πΆπ₯
2024-12-23 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your sleigh ride companioon? π·π I'll take you on a thrilling journey of love and joy. πβ€οΈ
2024-12-23 14:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostA naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ π
2024-12-23 08:35:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call Santa's favorite strip club? π π’ The North Pole Exotic Lounge! ππ
2024-12-23 02:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the π¦ cherry on top of my ice cream, the extra sprinkle of sweetness that makes life even better. π¨π
2024-12-22 20:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? β΅οΈ To the boat doc
2024-12-22 14:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post