My 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. π’π

My 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. π’π
2025-01-06 03:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. π’π
2025-01-06 03:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is like a work of art β it's bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. ππ
2025-01-05 21:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhere can you find comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for the punchline. ποΈπ
2025-01-05 15:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip π
2025-01-05 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View Postwhy don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels ππ¦
2025-01-05 03:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostHershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm only asking for one at midnight. ππ
2025-01-04 21:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI bet you can't guess what's on my mind right now. π€
2025-01-04 15:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is ever awake to see them. π ππ΄
2025-01-04 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostYouth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forrced to. πΆπ΄β°
2025-01-04 03:29:04 +0000 UTC View Postif you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip π
2025-01-03 21:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostI don't need to watch the ball drop, I'd much rather sit here and watch you. ππ₯
2025-01-03 15:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf flirting was a sport, I'd have a gold medal π by now.
2025-01-03 09:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostI may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts like a beautiful photograph. πΈβ€οΈ
2025-01-03 03:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was the Amityville priest's New Year's resolution? To exorcise more. π»π
2025-01-02 21:22:03 +0000 UTC View Postif this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip π
2025-01-02 15:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy only resolution is to focus on you. β€οΈπ
2025-01-02 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI fell for you faster than the ball drop. ππ
2025-01-02 03:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I follow you home? π Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. π
2025-01-01 21:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more? Watch TV with subtitles. ππΊ
2025-01-01 15:31:02 +0000 UTC View Posti hear tipping makes your erection last longer π
2025-01-01 09:23:02 +0000 UTC View Postdid you know i chat more with the guys who tip π π
2025-01-01 02:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa's reindeer form a band? πΈπ They wanted to go on a "sleigh" tour! π΅π
2024-12-31 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas puzzle? π§©π Because I can't wait to piece together our love story. πβ€οΈ
2024-12-31 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a guy with a rubber toe? π Roberto
2024-12-31 08:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's safe word? π π "Rudolph!" π¦π
2024-12-31 02:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostI may not be a love expert, but I know flirting is my specialty. πβ€οΈ
2024-12-30 20:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π© The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
2024-12-30 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View Postwanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile π
2024-12-30 08:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? πͺππ
2024-12-30 02:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would it be called if you woke up every day in the morning to the sound of zombies screaming? π§ββοΈ Dawn of the Dead
2024-12-29 20:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post