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SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your ..

SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.

2022-07-10 06:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 A..

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No!

2022-07-09 06:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his..

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.

2022-07-08 06:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an..

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (flush)

2022-07-07 06:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-07-06 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-07-04 02:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-07-03 02:19:34 +0000 UTC View Post

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby..

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. ”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. "I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

2022-07-02 02:08:47 +0000 UTC View Post

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high schoo..

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

2022-07-01 01:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacit..

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start

2022-06-30 01:43:52 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-29 01:31:11 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-28 01:16:24 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-27 01:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-26 00:50:14 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-25 00:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-24 00:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-23 00:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-22 00:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-20 23:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post

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2022-06-19 23:37:10 +0000 UTC View Post

daddys 🍆 cummies 👅💦 Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I ..

daddys 🍆 cummies 👅💦 Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!\~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

2022-06-18 23:24:50 +0000 UTC View Post