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2022-06-08 21:12:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion wo..
I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
2022-06-06 20:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostMorbius is a fantasy-action film set in modern times, which ..
Morbius is a fantasy-action film set in modern times, which is based off of Morbius, the Living Vampire made by Roy Thomas and Gil Kane from the Marvel Comics. The film was directed by Daniel Espinosa and had Jared Leto star as Dr. Micheal Morbius. The film is about a successful doctor who has cured many diseases, except for the disease he and his friend Milo have. Fortunately, he has found a cure for the disease, with the drawback being that he turns into a vampire and needs to consume 🩸 to survive. For Morbius, this is a problem since he doesn’t want people to get hurt, however Milo sees it differently, and takes the cure to become a vampire. Because of this, the two of the friends soon become enemies. The film was very beautiful and there was a lot of impressive cinematography. The voice acting by all of the actors was perfect. My favourite part of the movie was when Morbius said “It’s Morbin’ time!”.
2022-06-05 20:32:22 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put m..
I didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing, so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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2022-06-02 19:49:08 +0000 UTC View Post
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ri..
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
2022-05-28 18:40:38 +0000 UTC View PostHope y’all enjoyed my bee movie shitposting lolol
Hope y’all enjoyed my bee movie shitposting lolol
2022-05-27 18:28:47 +0000 UTC View PostI'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? I'm no..
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
2022-05-26 18:18:14 +0000 UTC View Post- Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I..
- Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
2022-05-25 18:07:12 +0000 UTC View PostThat bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When..
That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go.
2022-05-24 17:54:27 +0000 UTC View PostHave a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tuli..
Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry!
2022-05-23 17:42:27 +0000 UTC View PostBarry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excus..
Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
2022-05-22 17:29:51 +0000 UTC View PostHere's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's..
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea.
2022-05-21 17:17:25 +0000 UTC View PostMom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call,..
Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
2022-05-20 17:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostHold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! ..
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry.
2022-05-19 16:54:41 +0000 UTC View PostWe're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dr..
We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain.
2022-05-18 16:43:43 +0000 UTC View Post- Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone!..
- Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance.
2022-05-17 16:31:05 +0000 UTC View PostCome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to..
Come on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius!
2022-05-16 16:19:33 +0000 UTC View Post- This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to..
- This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
2022-05-15 16:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post- That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat ..
- That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it.
2022-05-14 15:49:11 +0000 UTC View PostOut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? ..
Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one?
2022-05-13 15:37:15 +0000 UTC View PostThinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the ..
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK.
2022-05-12 15:23:48 +0000 UTC View PostWait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - ..
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down.
2022-05-11 15:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Wher..
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Can you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
2022-05-10 14:56:38 +0000 UTC View Post