My father says I’m a catch and to steer clear of semen. He s..
My father says I’m a catch and to steer clear of semen. He should probably quit using speech to text, huh…😂
2022-08-27 00:47:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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A long-held fantasy of THIS Disney Princess. 😂 Everyone DM m..
A long-held fantasy of THIS Disney Princess. 😂 Everyone DM me the best in-room/private tub hotel suites you’ve ever stayed at — regionally or worldwide. I have an obsession with finding the most unique or most chic accommodations that can be bought without taking a second mortgage. Points for originality and bold moves if it’s your reservation confirmation and a personal invitation 😍😍😍
2022-08-26 06:54:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you look at me I want you to feel like you’re in the st..
When you look at me I want you to feel like you’re in the state of lucid dreaming where your eyelids flutter and you could wake up but you give yourself permission to just linger there. Or also like a near death experience where you’re surrounded by the warm light flying down a tunnel or climbing a staircase and the creator is like nope you have a lot of ass left on the table mister, get back down there and clean your plate! So like… all that, but thicker and wetter. 😂😈🧡
2022-08-26 04:23:23 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, Ponyfuckers! Let’s make like we’re on crypto ..
Good morning, Ponyfuckers! Let’s make like we’re on crypto Twitter and everyone say it back! 😂 here is the funniest, silly little loop I made for you even tho you don’t deserve it. Jkjk I just wanna a make you smile and laugh before anyone gets offended. ✌️☮️
2022-08-25 11:28:59 +0000 UTC View PostHave you guys heard Usher’s hot new track?? It’s called “Lov..
Have you guys heard Usher’s hot new track?? It’s called “Love In This Tub”….🫣 Which is basically me all day today thru the morning (and am vocalizing like Usher too.🗣) Okay. 😂😂😂 I’ll go away now. 😇
2022-08-25 00:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 08/24/2022 08:20am Good morning, Ponyfuck..
Stream started at 08/24/2022 08:20am Good morning, Ponyfuckers!
2022-08-24 15:39:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy favorite Disney movie was the OG Little Mermaid and now I..
My favorite Disney movie was the OG Little Mermaid and now I realize what a crock of shit that was and why I love water and therapy. 😂🧡 I just dug my mermaid costume out of storage for some photos 🧜♀️
2022-08-24 02:47:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the last time am gonna let a heat advisory get me do..
This is the last time am gonna let a heat advisory get me down. Instead I’m gonna be living my breast life. 🧡 only thing that would possibly improve the situation is ordering Postmates and they send a hot driver who enjoys receiving tips in flashes 😂😂😂
2022-08-24 01:26:31 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna give a huge shout out to Steve Jobs for revolutioniz..
I wanna give a huge shout out to Steve Jobs for revolutionizing the porn industry. I think about this every day. He is the secret sugar daddy of amateur porn. I mean look at me…I have 5 iPhones.
2022-08-23 04:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostHere we go again! 😈 and I am twice as tired tonite too! How ..
Here we go again! 😈 and I am twice as tired tonite too! How bout you guys, how’s your weekend going so far? 😇
2022-08-21 07:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostHere's an outtake from the juicy anal video I'll be working ..
Here's an outtake from the juicy anal video I'll be working on before and during my live stream tonite. I intend to post it live and talk about it and I want you guys to watch it with me! It'll be a chance to interact with me live and ask me questions, or see if you can get me turned on enough with your dirty talking and get me to "open up" like I do... I'm not talking about emotionally, either...😈
2022-08-20 03:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf my ass were a popsicle what flavor do you give it?
If my ass were a popsicle what flavor do you give it?
2022-08-19 03:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post***Parts Unknown - Pro Edition*** **Part 2** I'm just gettin..
***Parts Unknown - Pro Edition*** **Part 2** I'm just getting warmed up for my favorite summertime activity and I'm not talking about sucking on rocket pops... Don't forget to LIKE and SEND TIP if you want to share your popsicle with me.
2022-08-18 22:55:56 +0000 UTC View Post**I want to feel it the next day.** 😱😈 Should I post this vi..
**I want to feel it the next day.** 😱😈 Should I post this violently hot clip of me getting railed? Maybe after this post gets 10 likes… 🧡Don’t forget to 👍LIKE and 💲SEND TIP🙏 if you’ve ever wished to pin me down and dick me down! 🧡
2022-08-17 21:11:37 +0000 UTC View PostI love watching porn during dates!! What a great way to feel..
I love watching porn during dates!! What a great way to feel uncomfortable and inspired at the same time 😄 Today I put on a random Japanese porno I had on my watchlist and it was long! That gave us lots of time to experiment. Thank god for Japan. The porn export kings!!! 👍Like and💲Send TIP if you wanna watch Japanese porn with me.
2022-08-16 23:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostBreakfast in my bed. Go on, eat it up. 🍑😈 👍LIKE and💲SEND TI..
Breakfast in my bed. Go on, eat it up. 🍑😈 👍LIKE and💲SEND TIP if you wish to scramble my eggs. 🙏🧡🙏
2022-08-16 17:37:03 +0000 UTC View Post***Parts Unknown - Pro Edition*** **Part 1** Compare my anal..
***Parts Unknown - Pro Edition*** **Part 1** Compare my anal abilities to a virgin man-ass and it’s not even a contest. I win.
2022-08-16 00:53:52 +0000 UTC View PostIn case you missed me last nite. *Note to self: 1. No lapel..
In case you missed me last nite. *Note to self: 1. No lapel mic if my tits are out. They will be groped and the mic audio will 😵 you in review. 2. Rodemic shotgun? 3. Probably just solo stream. 4. Clean HDMI for Sony. 5. Audio channel override HDMI source to Yolobox direct? 6. Connect audio mixer directly to Yolobox? 7. Probably just solo stream. 8. Forget all that shit and get you a boyfriend who can tech better than you. FML 9. Focus more on control issues in therapy. 10. Chill the fuck out it's just porn.*
2022-08-13 19:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post🧡Good nite, Ponyfuckers🧡 🍑from my Internet-Famous Butthole🍑
🧡Good nite, Ponyfuckers🧡 🍑from my Internet-Famous Butthole🍑
2022-08-13 10:56:05 +0000 UTC View PostIn case you were wondering—we did ended up doing pretty much..
In case you were wondering—we did ended up doing pretty much exactly the acts in the story I had just read😈💦 Can’t you see it on my shiny wet ass??
2022-08-13 09:20:26 +0000 UTC View PostI was going thru my dad’s porno collection and found a very ..
I was going thru my dad’s porno collection and found a very hot story about anal written from the woman’s perspective so I read it on my livestream tonite. The first five minutes is me fumbling around making sure my mic audio is coming thru. Eventually I figured it out and got way too comfortable in front of the live camera. It was in the April 2000 issue of Penthouse Variations, “Blue Confessions of a Spirited Woman Who Can’t Get Enough Red Hot Anal Action.” #relateable
2022-08-13 09:11:30 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a short one for you: *📲 is that your phone or mine?? ..
Here’s a short one for you: *📲 is that your phone or mine?? 😂*
2022-08-12 23:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostLittle known fact: this bitch has a toggle switch 😂ON/OFF (h..
Little known fact: this bitch has a toggle switch 😂ON/OFF (has nothing to do with feeding her adult beverages) 🥂
2022-08-11 01:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostUV rays pass thru frosted glass. Can’t tan these tiddies!
UV rays pass thru frosted glass. Can’t tan these tiddies!
2022-08-11 00:28:19 +0000 UTC View PostHad my first golf lesson of the summer 2022 😂 Balls were co..
Had my first golf lesson of the summer 2022 😂 Balls were contained. Stroke was weak today. 🏌️♀️
2022-08-10 01:21:25 +0000 UTC View Post👋Hey Ponyfuckers! Just a quick check in cos these videos ta..
👋Hey Ponyfuckers! Just a quick check in cos these videos take a long time for me to complete and I don’t wanna waste my time working on something you’re not interested in watching so please participate in this quick survey for me! 🗣As always, your feedback is welcome! 🫣No worse feeling than sharing myself at my most passionate and vulnerable for an audience of gray rocks with googley eyes pasted on them, who don’t have smart phones—or fingers for that matter—to hit the LIKE button for me! 🧡
2022-08-09 05:22:48 +0000 UTC View Post***Parts Unknown*** **Part 1** My series this week is about ..
***Parts Unknown*** **Part 1** My series this week is about Parts Unknown! Based on my cursory internet research and personal experience, I have a feeling that many (cis-hetero) men are going thru life unaware of the pleasures to be had on their own back side, or the fact that they have a butthole at all. This is the 🥇FIRST TIME this man has ever had his asshole stimulated in this way by anyone so I will be handling him with kid gloves, constant check-ins and reassurances. If you are the owner of a virgin man-ass and are curious about what it’s like then imagine yourself in his place and be sure to tune in for this full series. The results were 🔥SPECTACULAR🔥 and my patience paid off in a big way in the end. 🍾 🆗Hint: he had a 🍆prescription-strength🍆 boner that lasted and lasted despite not having taken any dick pills for months. 🪵It was harder than hard and he 🔨nailed me to the 🛌 bed with that thing. 😍
2022-08-08 07:09:11 +0000 UTC View PostWas in a creative mood and shot content until 3AM Friday…hai..
Was in a creative mood and shot content until 3AM Friday…haiyo! Answer? “So worth it…”
2022-08-07 21:27:08 +0000 UTC View PostCumshots in the City of Destiny today!
Cumshots in the City of Destiny today!
2022-08-05 05:20:10 +0000 UTC View Post