My therapist and l have decided that need to get rid of all my shit.
🔥🤷♂️🪑Starting with my beloved ”Hotdad Chair”—and its legend. 🦄
🎥This is a jumble teaser for the video I made recounting the provenance of this chair and what my hopes are for its future.
In short, I see one last 🔫BANG🔫 of a story to close out my chapter before a nice man/fan who can appreciate the significance of it, takes it away to its forever home, cares for it, and that it will bring him good fortune. 🍀😉
2022-08-04 05:15:53 +0000 UTC
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This is for you, my Ponyfuckers who always like my posts ❤️
2022-08-04 04:56:33 +0000 UTC
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I don’t think I’m asking for too much when, after I fuck you, and I ask you to take a picture of my pussy, that you first inspect me to make sure there are none of your fucking pubes on my ass before you take the pictures. Thx.
2022-08-03 15:42:58 +0000 UTC
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Haha! He took my freshly saturated panties home with him and some Soapland merch! A Super PonyFucker is made and another brick is added to my mausoleum in hell.
2022-08-03 03:44:58 +0000 UTC
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***Sensual Pony Hyp-no-Lust***
Hello Ponyfuckers 🧡
Just popping in to remind you that I released the 🔞explicit full video of this ***2-part series*** in your DM the other week! You can see Part 1, which I posted Jul 23 here: 👨💻👾https://onlyfans.com/367605376/djsnarklepony
Here’s me Spoiling it for you:
I tease this him all night and light up every nerve ending in his big white man body with everything from sweeping strands of my hair to the anticipation of my breath on him. When I finally let him inside me the whimpering relief turns me on further. I squeeze him on the inside. He cums hard but his erection won’t quit, so refuse to dismount it and he nearly strokes out with how hard his second climax hits him. We collapse in a brief cuddle before he has to run home in time to make his kids breakfast.
2022-08-03 03:41:20 +0000 UTC
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💦Wanna see my “squirt face”?😱
🥵Comment with the time stamp and hit LIKE if you want this POV.
2022-08-01 19:27:08 +0000 UTC
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It’s hard to come down from #ijusthadsex energy so I have to burn it off somehow… by harassing animals, and digging thru my 90’s porn magazine collection to amuse myself and now you!
2022-08-01 09:49:31 +0000 UTC
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Other than the tech shit this is how I work myself up to magic mode.
2022-08-01 01:36:56 +0000 UTC
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I hope this second installment helps you ***think cooler thoughts*** 🧡
Please let this be the last day of this so-called heat wave and not just how it’s gonna be forever! I am close to just getting on a plane and going anywhere it is 60 degrees and overcast.
I got a massage today and am probably gonna go get my nails done too cos self-care is the only thing keeping me from losing my mind today.
What option would you choose for your self care today?
2022-07-30 23:31:56 +0000 UTC
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I’m just over here thinking ***cooler*** thoughts.
2022-07-30 03:06:55 +0000 UTC
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Despite it always leaving me in such a bright mood, my therapist insists that anal sex isn’t a suitable replacement for pharmaceutical mood stabilizers and I should continue my regiment as prescribed but I don’t know…😈
2022-07-28 19:15:06 +0000 UTC
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They said I could be anything, so I became a jizz rag. 😂🍆💦
2022-07-28 07:05:09 +0000 UTC
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I found the lost footage of the sushi shoot!
A peek behind the scenes on what it’s REALLY like to work with me 😂
And now I present a whole vibe…enjoy!
2022-07-27 21:12:20 +0000 UTC
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Good morning, Ponyfuckers ☀️
🥵It’s gonna be a hot one. What a great day for popsicles and when I think of popsicles I think of my favorite anal-day popsicles from Whole Foods…I’m gonna need to get another box! 😈
2022-07-27 19:14:15 +0000 UTC
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😰My nipples have a mind of their own and are making me post this super embarrassing private video of me in a stupor of nipple pleasure.
🥴I’m practically nonverbal, don’t have a thought in my head, and my eyes are rolling backwards in my skull because my brain is awash in all the dopamine being dumped out on it at once. #nipplegoals #newnipplechallenge
I just love being groped…😵💫 if you like my nipples and wanna play the nipple challenge game with me hit the LIKE button and TIP so we can DM all night about how wet I get from this simple action..
2022-07-27 05:06:03 +0000 UTC
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☀️Good morning Ponyfuckers!
🥵 This heat makes me long for winter! 🥶
🧘♀️🔞I know you guys like inappropriately styled athleisure wear—like a white micro-thong with black yoga pants and a crop top and no bra of course!—so here is a throwback post of something found in my archive which was previously only previewed but not posted, I believe.
🍑Don’t forget to LIKE and TIP if you support round things in your face 🍑.
2022-07-26 18:01:24 +0000 UTC
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What happens when my panties fly off my ass! ❤️😈
Don’t forget the hot 14-min video I sent you in the DM yesterday. I know you’re dying to find out what happens.
Here’s a hint: after years of tugging on your wiener, chasing a nut that doesn’t exist, you’ll find it at the end of that video. 🔩💦💦
2022-07-25 05:43:23 +0000 UTC
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🥹The unbearable pleasure of good touch, it’s enough to make my panties fly right off my ass!! 🍑
2022-07-25 05:25:40 +0000 UTC
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Groper’s delight 🥴
2022-07-25 01:32:55 +0000 UTC
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***SensualPony Hyp-no-Lust***
**Part 1**
😈Do you ever wish you could trade places with someone just to feel *something*?
💊Try asking your doctor about **Ponazopram**
Till then maybe a slow, sensual, teasing touch of my 💅🏻long fingernails or the feathery kisses of my short hair 💆🏻♀️ will snap you out of whatever the funk you’re drowning in at the moment. 🏊♂️
This series has just two parts. The full 2 parts will be in your DM and runs a little over 14 minutes.
Part two will have you fixated on my high-eye-contact oral worship and the motion of my hips to the beat will help you lose yourself inside me, quite like he does in this video, I hope. (Don’t forget the ***cumshot challenge***)
Have you ever had a nut and kept going and going? Let me tell you (show you) the possibilities for pleasure when you are sufficiently pushed to the edge. Oh how I enjoy watching you fall with abandon and giving you a soft place to land before sending you where you need to be.
2022-07-23 19:45:03 +0000 UTC
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***Teaser: late night e-girl DJ***
*A girl who is up past the witching hour can only be up to no good.*
2022-07-22 23:07:09 +0000 UTC
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***Cumshot Challenge***
Excuse me, sir - can you spare 12 minutes to stare at my face and my tits (while I whore-splain to you my bit about cumshots and give advice on how to film a good one?
And I’m serious about the cumshot review dm offer! Send them over for your very own cumshot rating in time for the weekend 💦💦💦
2022-07-21 17:41:11 +0000 UTC
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Yoooo I heard you guys like cumshots lolllll😂😇
I actually recorded a little thought experiment on this topic. Editing it for you right now. Funny how THIS cumshot came along just in time. 👍 now that’s what I call engagement, fellas! Keep it up and hit LIKE or you won’t be able to nut with a clear conscience ever again! 😈😂
2022-07-21 06:41:33 +0000 UTC
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I need to notify IKEA quality control because these beds are not whore-proof. They must know. It cannot withstand the force of four people fucking like mad.
Finally had my fantasy 4P romp in the sheets today and RIGHT at the moment where cock #2 was going in I hear a loud BANG and turn around to see
Mr cock #2 on the floor.
I love it and I’m sorry for all my neighbors…
Here is the debrief video with 3P out of 4P featuring your little whore girlfriend 😈😈😈😈
2022-07-21 02:27:41 +0000 UTC
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*Do you like it?
Am I your favorite whore?
Am I a good girl?
Touch the back of my throat.*
Hot when *I* say it, ________ when you say it.
2022-07-20 07:06:58 +0000 UTC
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😈 Still here and still nasty. 😈
2022-07-20 06:44:40 +0000 UTC
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*Biden Administration Official Update:*
DO YOU GUYS WANNA CATCH MY PONYPOX?!
U have to let me bite your dick but upside is there’s no rash. (Cos the 50gal drum of lube duh) 😂😂😂
Please stand by. I’ve had a lot of emergencies of attention this week and am waiting for the right dick to come along and orgasm me into some clarity of mind.
2022-07-18 23:06:00 +0000 UTC
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Seattle = Gotham City
Bruce Wayne = My Client
Batman = My Kinky Late Night Client
Reach for your T-83’s, boys — does the math check out?
2022-07-15 12:52:45 +0000 UTC
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Wow I haven’t done one of these short declarations in a minute! For the uninitiated — not only am I a pervert, but I’m also a braggart and a shitposter.
2022-07-15 12:30:14 +0000 UTC
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🧡This is probably the best transition the amateur porn industry has ever seen.
⭐️They will be naming it after me. Just wait…
🔞Do you wanna see the whole bit in its hardcore uncensored balls-slapping-ass-pounding glory?🎥
2022-07-14 05:37:47 +0000 UTC
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