Good morning, Ponyfuckers! If I don’t have these two things when I travel then it’s not gonna be a good morning. What can you not leave home without?
2022-09-09 17:47:39 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s circle back to ***Parts UNKNOWN…*** I’m dying. This is so funny to me right now…I did not remember filming any of this so to see it as I’m going thru my archive killed me! 😂😂😂 Debating whether I should drop the rest of this series in pieces on the feed or as a whole with bonus in the DM’s.. I hope you enjoy this rare footage of me… 🙋🏻♀️Hay! Please like, comment and send tips if you are viewing this right now! I need feedback from you guys to tell me what direction you all want to see me heading. 💁🏻♀️ Right now most of you are acting like your wife up in here: DEAD FISH. 🐟 LOLL🎣
2022-09-08 18:14:36 +0000 UTC View Post*watch till the end!* Do you own a pair of binoculars? If so, then wave back! It’s not creepy at all. Trust me. I’m a gentleman. 😂😂😂😂😂 ps - can I have a discount?
2022-09-07 23:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, Ponyfuckers! Now LIKE and say it back or I’ll tell Alexa to order you a pallet of dildos! Ready for Monday Part 2?
2022-09-07 13:27:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey Ponyfuckers! Your new fav loop is here!
2022-09-06 18:32:34 +0000 UTC View PostTell me something that will make me this wet. ⬇️ Go ahead, drop in the comments. ⬇️ I’m ready, you smart-asses. Can you dish the snark as well as you can take it? 😂 🩺 Don’t forget to hit the LIKE button or you don’t have a pulse. 🏥
2022-09-06 04:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostLong hair? Short hair? Purple hair or platinum? Give me an excuse to go see @harlowflowerfootgoddess this week!!
2022-09-05 16:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post☀️ Good morning, Ponyfuckers!! 🧡 Now say it back or let your next birthday cake look normal on the outside but be full of cat litter. Not the fresh kind either! 😝😝😝 Work retreat is wrapping up and I’m ready to work on all my releases for the next weeks, months, whenever the spirit moves me. 😇🧡
2022-09-05 15:26:36 +0000 UTC View PostA remix of my outtakes from Saturday in which I turn boredom into my evil fantasy of going full blown home wrecker mode. I often reflect on when the day will come that a homicidal wife shows up on my doorstep, how I would handle the situation—with love and compassion or with lead? Tbh whatever is closer at hand. 😇😎😈
2022-09-05 13:53:09 +0000 UTC View PostWait for it… teasing this morning’s productions for my Ponyfuckers. Good morning!! Say it back or you’re next in line to play the role of Putin’s horse in his next shirtless photoshoot.
2022-09-04 18:07:31 +0000 UTC View Post📲 My phone lines are open, gentlemen. 🕛If you call me before midnight I will answer everyone who calls and talk to you for up to five minutes. 🏆The challenge for you is to keep me on for longer than 5 minutes (if you want, of course.) 👀 Watch this short clip for how.
2022-09-04 04:22:15 +0000 UTC View PostMe post-trepanation 🤪 still cute 🥰 😁
2022-09-03 14:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostI broke the zipper pull on my purple crop top velour jogger set!! Now I have to walk around tits-out 😎 I guess everyone is just gonna have to deal with it 😜
2022-09-03 03:04:11 +0000 UTC View PostSpend the day with me, everything is just fine in this land. It’s amazing how I can just act like climate change doesn’t exist right now…🥲😅😂💦💦💦 Sliding up inside me is like mainlining unicorn tears for some, so I’ve heard. I don’t let it get to my head. Men have left their entire lives behind for less. While I’m not suggesting you do this, I *am* suggesting you LIKE and SEND TIP since it totally enhances the brain waves I’m already sending you 24/7. *(wait, wat???)* *sends tip anyway* 😘
2022-09-02 19:23:28 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, Ponyfuckers! Is today the day we’re gonna fall in lust? 🤞🧡😈 (If you see this post before 12pm today then you should say “Good morning, Pony!” or else that’s just rude and subject to the rude tax. Taxes can be paid in LIKES and nice DM’s to me (“Nice Ass.” does NOT count here, guys) or by SENDING TIPS! No one is invisible in the PonyState.)👀😎
2022-09-02 13:49:34 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys can you do me a favor? Do you see that bar, it’s over there somewhere. Lower… Lower… Lower still…😑 Don’t let my bottom distract you as I clean up between filling and soaking over here! Naughty, I know I hehe…keep searching! You don’t see it? Damn. It really IS in hell, then.
2022-09-02 01:09:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, Ponyfuckers! Now say it back or Elon Musk is your daddy. 😂🧡
2022-09-01 16:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy daddy says my “Prince Charming” could be upon me any minute but I immediately dismiss that notion. Cos that would make me…a Cinderella type? Nope. Not me. And I don’t want a dead-eyed stranger in some ceremonial uniform who can’t form a search party cos he’s too busy jerking off into my shoe - don’t care how “charming” he is, and actually that’s a huge red flag. Block and delete. So it’s obvious what I need is an attitude adjustment—straight impact, open palm, over the knee, up thru the pussy to my brain.
2022-08-31 23:49:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What was YOUR last porn search? I’ll tell you mine today…but you tell me yours first. Drop it in the comments babeeee then I’ll disclose my deep dark secret (for today 😂😇😈)
2022-08-31 22:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostJust a girl with her iPhones, a mirror and a saddle - exploring what it means to take a “dirty mirror selfie.”
2022-08-31 21:59:53 +0000 UTC View PostHit LIKE on this post if you can’t relate 🤣 Everyone else, prepare your anus 😬😂
2022-08-30 08:51:04 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t wait to be doing THIS again. But I feel like I need a little crab buddy and a yellow fish to lead me in song…
2022-08-29 03:04:34 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to post this to TikTok but I don’t wanna get banned! Instagram has threatened to ban me for less 🙄 yea yea yea…if you think THIS is crossing the line then we cannot be friends, I’m afraid.
2022-08-28 12:53:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo you guys wash your fruit before eating it? If you are craving and impatient you can have these sparkling fresh peaches 🍑 I’ve been keeping them juicy for you. 😘
2022-08-28 04:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Btw this is my BEFORE PICTURE for the most recent #ijusthadsex post-nut glow clip posted earlier. Tell me if you can note the differences.
2022-08-27 06:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post*Teeheeeee* my brain is like jelly. It makes your bread delicious and your life sweet. 😇 Also it’s what’s leaking out of my ears right now. 🤪 You can’t imagine the levels of feel-good naturally-occurring, pleasure hormones & chemicals my brain is swimming in on any given day. This is probably the actual reason it’s still outlawed, cos if you guys could know this feeling then who would be left to oppress?? 😂😂😂 nah it’s different chemicals that will make you believe that crap. But seriously tho the fact the “Orgasm Gap” is real should be criminal. Now go find a nice lady and make your face her booster seat. Happy Friday, Ponyfuckers! 🎉 Can you tell I’m in an amazing mood?
2022-08-27 02:16:59 +0000 UTC View Post