Well. You win this round seatbelt beeps. I guess the moral of the story is, if you scream enough (the seat belt alarm) people will obey you. Lemme try. *>clears throat<* IFYOUHAVEBOOBSIFYOUHAVEBOOBSIFYOUHAVEBOOBSSENDNUDESENDNUDESENDNUDESENDNUDES *>anxiously awaiting incoming tiddy pics<*
2023-03-28 14:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostI honestly have no clue what that sound is in the background. So it’s probably the demons. GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!
2023-03-28 04:08:45 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS!!!! I’ve been working on video editing because I’ve always been kinda (very high pitched questioning voice) bad at it? lmfao anyways THIS VIDEO HAD 427 EDITS!! It took me a literal (figurative) lifetime (more like three and a half days and two insomnia filled nights) to finish this! Hope the one minute and nineteen seconds was worth it. 😬 *slowly starts walking to the exit backwards* *trips on rug* *scurries to standing* *runs out* *comes back in* *knocks lamp off counter* *runs out again* …I’m sorry. Idkwtfid
2023-03-22 16:24:30 +0000 UTC View PostWell I did the thing. And I know what you’re thinking. “Too late. How dare you make a TikTok account so late.” And you’re not wrong. But I like to think of myself as more of a sell out type. Not a trend setter. Take my soul, Satan. Just give me warm pretzels and friends. If you also have TikTok and wanna be one of the people that are like “pft, i followed her when she had literally no followers”, because you are a trend setter. HABU (hit a bitch up) and find me on the clock sound.
2023-03-09 18:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
'member this set? 'member it? well, I re-edited it, ANNNND uncensored it. This is probably the set I have had the most requests to uncensor, so I figured GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. The preview pictures are the ones that didn't have anything peeking out, whereas the last three have bits that I had previously made wholesome and used my good catholic school ethics to diddle out the naughty naughties. But now they are freed from their previous metaphorical prison. Anyways. Bon appetite. All proceeds from the sale of this set will go towards my crippling debt. Cheers. And the sincerest thank you from MasterCard and me. *>raises glass<*
2023-03-07 20:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Play kokomo for me while you read this caption. Plz n thx Aruba, HINATA, ooh I wanna take ya Bermuda, Katana, cum on pretty mamas. All done. Thank you for your time. I'll go. STAY TUNED FOR SOME "EXTRA" CONTENT BEING DROPPED SOON. And by "extra content", I mean "hoe content". *>twerks poorly<*
2023-03-02 21:25:11 +0000 UTC View PostI might need some help. 😈 Also, do you have any clue how expensive paint is?! I didn’t. Feck me sideways. Guess I’m not eating today 🤣
2023-02-15 17:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostAlmost got through the messages 🥵😅 haha sorry its taken so long. THERE ARE JUST SOOOO MANY (I also go through them chronologically so if I haven't gotten to yours just yet its because its newer than the older ones I am going through) Thank you so much for your patience. You are all superstars.
2023-02-07 20:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are some pictures from a Waterfall! I am gradually editing all the sets and I am low key loving them so far. ANYWAYS! Will be replying to messages today. GO CHECK! xoxo edit: so the photos apparently didn't upload with the post. Lets try again. OOF! Also, I added the zoomed-out, and the close-up of the first photo because I can't choose which I like more. Please vote/comment below because it would be SUPPPPER helpful. Cheers!
2023-02-05 19:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post
☀️ G’morning little critters 😜 💋 ❤️ What is something you’d like to see from this trip? 🏝️ Maybe I can do it for you. 😘
2023-01-19 16:28:20 +0000 UTC View Post
If you wanna remove the 😮 emojis, you know what to do. The 😱 part will still be censored lol. Because you know…it be like that. I know the last two nuddybubbs posts have been $25, but this one isn’t professionally done, or edited at all. It’s literally just me taking a selfie in my bedroom mirror lol. So I adjusted accordingly. Not all hero’s wear clothes.
2023-01-18 17:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I FINALLY GOT MY WIFI WORKING!!! I guess the problem was me. Surprise surprise. Didn’t realize that the settings I had on to avoid roaming charges, meant I couldn’t discover the condos wifi. In other news. I’m dumb. I MISSED YOU ALL! And now I get to take you on this trip with me!!!!! Here are a few pics. First few when I finally decided to bring my phone to the beach. (I’m a klutz okay. I know all the places that the sand gets on my body, I fear for my charging port (on my phone AND my body giggidy giggidy)). Then I got up at 3 in the morning to go see lava before the sun rose. Cute photos to come.
2023-01-17 18:10:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You cold? I can warm you up. WITH MY BARE BITTIES. anyways. Y’all that got the first bare woobits picture seemed to really enjoy it. But I got asked about ten trillion and nineteen times if I could post one in color lmao. So instead of posting ONE in color. Here are three. Where I get those pesky hands from the first picture out of the way. Cheers! Abbey P.S. I know this time of year can be really hard for people mentally, emotionally, and financially. So if stuff is all kinds of messed up for you, hmu. I am not a professional. I can’t offer you any good advice, as I am generally speaking, a bit of a mess. But I can either help you get in contact with resources that have helped me, or subsidize the cost of any ppv stuff on here to add some joy and cheer. I know some people are going to take advantage of this. But I dunno, I don’t want anyone feeling like they are missing out because they have to prioritize heating their house. Or getting presents for people that really matter. Please be patient for me to respond. I am spending a lot of time with family, and trying to stay off my phone. You know, cuz manners n stuff. Merry titsmas everyone!
2022-12-23 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I sucked a candy cane down to a VUR sharp point. Walked up to my sister and poked her in the neck with it quite assertively. She looked at me bewildered and very unreasonably, in my opinion, asked “what the actual f***?!” I censor, because I am a lady. While masterfully containing my amusement I responded “Emily, obviously it’s a candy pain. You really are quite dim” then ran away laughing like a lunatic. If you ever are wondering what Christmas with me is like. This. This is what it’s like. I am filled with tres hilariousnesosity. Bon appetite moi petite gargoyles.
2022-12-23 19:38:26 +0000 UTC View Post
👋 HEY! I’m going to Hawaii! 🏝️ At the start of January! My plan is to take all the LEWD n’ cute pictures and videos. In costumes 🧜♀️ and bikinis 👙 (can you call them bikinis when they are basically the same size as a nacho chip? Cuz they smol.. or see through lol) IF YOU WANT TO PICK WHAT OUTFITS AND COSTUMES YOU’LL SEE, or like.. get me a Xmas/birthday present (i dunno) HERE IS THE LINK to my wishlist!! https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/3NCMQJ7XRU5PR?ref_=wl_share If you do send something, add your email address to the note that Amazon sends, and I’ll send you a special Xmas present as a thank you 😏 😈 😉 ANYWAYS! Toodle pip my chums and chumettes! 💋 AA
2022-12-20 22:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning chum and chumettes
2022-12-10 18:14:16 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Wanna know what I did for it? made myself a breakfast sandwich, cleaned my bathroom and kitchen, had a bath, and then a 4 hour nap. And just woke up like...40 mins ago. In other news, instead of sleeping tonight I will be anxiously staring at the street lights outside my window, mentally calculating how much time I could possibly get to sleep if I fell asleep right that second. THEN I will give up, start reading a book, watch the sunrise, and then feel guilty for sabotaging my own sleep. Haaaappy birthdaaaay toooo meeeee happy biiiirthdaaaay tooo meeee *>starts sobbing<* Ha-a-appy bi-rthda-a-ay dear Aabbeeeey *>screams in pillow so sound comes out muffled<* HAA-YY IRRTHDAAAY TOOOO MEEEE Fun fact. If you actually scream "happy birthday to me" into a pillow. That is spelt how it sounds. A friend told me. My only IRL friend, in fact. *>lights candle, hands cupcake to self, thanks self, blows it out<* cheers to one more year *>pets cat<*
2022-12-09 00:52:47 +0000 UTC View PostI think I might sell my first ever actually fully topless picture as an early Christmas present, but I'm still on the fence. I just don't know how its going to be received and it makes me nervous. So to ease my worried mind and help me decide. I need all of your help. Please answer the poll below!!!! thank you all! Cheers AA
2022-12-07 21:59:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hola my spicy little turkey breasts. So these thigh high socks rock my world. Whoever sent them, there wasn’t a name with the tag! So I can’t thank you directly. But THANK YOU! And thanks to my phantom friend for this hoody. This outfit in the middle is what I LIVE in lately. The first photo is what’s underneath. Please ignore the cat-ass-trophy of a mess on the floor around me. I filmed the biggest mail day I’ve EVER done back when I was sick. Still editing it. Thank you thank you thank you everyone that sent me stuff. You make my heart soar. The 3rd photo is me fresh from the shower with quite literally nothing, not even moisturizer on my skin. No filters. No editing. There are a few things very wrong with my life right now: 1. Lurking lurker just lurking under my skin, on my cheek. 2. I have a huge chin. Holy fecking horn. I have noticed my big chin before, but do you see this? I look like Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”. 👀… bahahaha that was such a good comparison! Man I love myself. I’m. Hilarious. 3. I still have a “cough headache” from when I was sick before. It’s annoying. 4. Sometimes when I am in public I hum/lightly sing songs without realizing I’m doing it. It is VUR embarrassing. The last photo is dumb. Then I thought HA! I should post it for the lads over at Onlyfans. They seem to like when I’m an idiot. Cheers. Bon appétit. TOODLE PIP! Ciao my internet chums and chumettes. AA P.S. Remember to close the lid of your smoothie cups before you drive. Cup holders are wild and unpredictable. Not speaking from personal experience. Just… check it before you goooo. Totally unrelated note, does anyone know how to get a smoothie out of the seat of a car, and that space between it and the middle thing? Arm rest? Console? Elbow cubby? Whatever it doesn’t matter. Do you know how to get it out? Asking for a friend. … P.P.S. The friend is me. P.P.P.S. Sorry ‘bout the novel.
2022-12-04 03:29:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’m really into this makeup. Do you guys prefer the more done up costumey looks or my more natural stuff?
2022-12-03 23:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
CONGRATULATIONS TOM! Finally got this edited. Filmed it before I got sick. 😣 but it’s done now!!! And filmed something new for you yesterday too 😘
2022-11-23 01:17:50 +0000 UTC View PostSAH?! WASAH?! Wathafahisaaaaah?…
2022-11-10 02:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I am planning on disrespecting this hotel room. Thank you for asking. *>rubs bare butt on curtains<*
2022-11-09 22:09:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Freddy, Set, GOOOOO! If you liked this set, check your inbox for the part of the shoot where we turn up the heat... in the furnace.... cuz its a furnace room......and I'm mostly nekked in the photos. I feel like I made this weird. Just check if you want *>facepalm<*
2022-11-01 22:30:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember that one time I painted my face to look like a spooky vampire? Then threw my back out trying to twist my butt as close to the camera as possible without falling over? I do. So this is a throw back to a few years ago Halloween set.
2022-10-31 05:46:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m trying to find the video I took with this set. But I CANT FIND IT! I’m hoping it’s either on one of the billion loose memory cards in my drawer. Or on my external hard drive. 🤷♀️ so I’ll just make another post with it when I can get my shift in gear. ANYWAYS, here’s vampirella. Fun fact. I made this set in the front entrance of my parents house.
2022-10-27 22:02:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s my whole chucky set!!! In case you missed it or wanted mooooore. I’m even posting a few I was thinking about leaving out cuz they risqué. But then thought, what would Jesus do? He’d post them.
2022-10-26 19:20:38 +0000 UTC View Post