IM BACK!!
IM BACK!!
2023-08-22 22:04:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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GUESS WHAT?! I’ve been working on a bunch of new stuff for y..
GUESS WHAT?! I’ve been working on a bunch of new stuff for you that I’m actually having a lot of fun with. I can’t wait to show you! but in the mean time. ☕️ ☀️ Good morning 😘 💋
2023-07-19 14:52:01 +0000 UTC View PostFree trial for one week only!! onlyfans.com/arcaneabbeyvip
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2023-07-18 19:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostThank you Brody for this bangin’ underlooms set. You make my..
Thank you Brody for this bangin’ underlooms set. You make my butt look great. Well… you and all the midnight pizza pops. 😜
2023-07-12 16:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to post the uncensored version of these, because h..
I decided to post the uncensored version of these, because heck it!
2023-07-08 02:14:04 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Canada Day!!! Hope your day is AMAZING!!!!
Happy Canada Day!!! Hope your day is AMAZING!!!!
2023-07-01 22:47:14 +0000 UTC View PostHERROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is for all you magic lovers. ..
HERROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is for all you magic lovers. I have been called the "Chris Angel" of our generation. NBD. Anyways, I am back. I have missed you all dearly. I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT NEWS THAT I WILL BE POSTING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS POST!!!! lol in a different post... if that wasn't clear.. Fun fact, Turbotax "Home and Business" boned me so hard, my ancestor's ghosts appeared to tell me I brought shame to our family. Apparently, my carry forward "tuition amount" is "income", and so are my business expenses, and my medical expenses, and my CCA, and my COGS... So I got to spend a week on the phone with TurboTax figuring out why my specific software that I got was so savagely taking me to pound town. BUT I GOT IT FIGURED OUT! So long story short. I am back. Thank you for your patients. I appreciate you.
2023-06-16 18:27:31 +0000 UTC View PostHeres me being a huge dork. Then sumfing bit me... *>grump..
Heres me being a huge dork. Then sumfing bit me... *>grumpy face<* Right between where Gods Canyon (vajeeeen) connects with my walking flesh sticks (legs) and my thrust cushion (budcheek). RIGHT THERE!!! In that devil's crossroad. Enjoy!!!
2023-06-01 18:04:53 +0000 UTC View PostWELL here is to future traditions 🥂 I am trying out a new t..
WELL here is to future traditions 🥂 I am trying out a new thing. Wet T Wednesday!!! I’ve had a few people mention that they wish the price of my topless pictures were lower. So I figured I’d meeet you in the middle. So I took my already thin and kinda sheer white teeshirt, soaked it in the sink. So you can still sneak a peek within your budget! No stop! Don’t call me a hero of the people. A god? Wow. That seems like a lot. But if you insist. Anyways. Here it is! If this goes well, and it seems to make you all happy, I shall be continuing this tradition in the future. Luckily I have quite a few thin white shirts. ENJOY! Your friendly neighborhood dum cumpster. tm (yes. I am trademarking “dum cumpster” because that is quite potentially the funniest shit I have ever said. God I amuse myself) So I chose $6.25 for the price because there are five photos and after onlyfans takes its 20% cut, my take home is $5. Which seems really low to me. But fair if I’m trying to help post things in all price ranges.
2023-05-31 17:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostBe honest. Don’t sugar coat it, sugar tits.
Be honest. Don’t sugar coat it, sugar tits.
2023-05-30 17:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post🤓 *>slams hands on desk<* How are you planning to pay for th..
🤓 *>slams hands on desk<* How are you planning to pay for the late fees? 😏 *>bites knuckle<* We take cash, or ass. 😈
2023-05-29 21:07:12 +0000 UTC View PostDidn’t see that coming, did you?
Didn’t see that coming, did you?
2023-05-28 15:44:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou know that feeling when you promise yourself you will sta..
You know that feeling when you promise yourself you will stay on top of your laundry, but then you don’t? And you run out of pants? But you made plans, and you have to text saying you will be late because you don’t have any pants? And you have to wait for the dryer to finish? Then your friend replies “hahahahaha typico” and you realize you are the person that your friends think will be late for plans because you have no pants? You know that feeling? No? Just me? I mean… fair.
2023-05-27 17:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostBy popular request, here is misty-ittys. And if that wasn’t ..
By popular request, here is misty-ittys. And if that wasn’t clear enough, because I said it like a moron, this is a picture from my previous misty set, but with my bibblets out (bewbs). You know what? Never mind. I’m bad at ‘splaining things. Im just gonna edit/censor it and post it with this. One second. (Why the funk I am typing this all and not backspacing it and typing another caption that actually makes sense eludes me. But alas. Here we are) OKAY IM BACK. Anywhoozerhowzer. Here it is. Enjoy. Bonny appleteets (bon appétit) 😚👌 Im sorry Im so weird. … I also decided to add a meme that made me actually laugh out loud. Not smile and exhale out my nose. But laugh. And thanks to everyone who decides to purchase this picture, your support is the reason I can keep doing this.
2023-05-26 18:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS LOOK AT MY MAKEUP TONIGHT!!!!!!! No reason. No plans. J..
GUYS LOOK AT MY MAKEUP TONIGHT!!!!!!! No reason. No plans. Just practicing for fun. All dressed up with no where to go. 🤷♀️
2023-05-18 03:35:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you guys think of my Beach Misty? As per tradition, ..
What do you guys think of my Beach Misty? As per tradition, PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ARE YOUR TOP FAVOURITES!!!!!!!!! It helps me so much. This was probably one of the most fun photoshoots ever. I fell over backward trying to catch the beach ball and landed ass-first into the ocean with such a solid PLOP that Cale and I were gasping we were laughing so hard. We needed a few minutes to recoup before we could continue shooting. Anyways, this is the final product. Hope you have as much fun with it as we did. And next time, COME TO HAWAII WITH US, SO WE CAN ALL PLAY POKEMON ON THE BEACH TOGETHER!!!
2023-05-15 20:55:58 +0000 UTC View PostSo.. I may, or may not, have a bonus picture from the silver..
So.. I may, or may not, have a bonus picture from the silver bikini set that I didn't release before (I do), and I decided to say HECKIT! and post now. Basically, it's like the first photo here, except for me ripping the top off and flashing the camera like a good Christian girl at bible camp. ... Thinking about it now... There is a small chance this may be why I wasn't invited back to BC... Either that or all the tequila and marijuana, but who really knows? Except J-dog. But he knows everything. According to pastor Bob. ANYWAYS here's my tids. *>throws a bottle of water at you<* remember to hydrate
2023-05-15 20:28:43 +0000 UTC View PostI added a bit of behind the scenes action at the end so you ..
I added a bit of behind the scenes action at the end so you can see what it’s actually like working with me. Should I add more blooper-esque things at the end of my pictures, of the moving variety? (Motion pictures (videos (it’s just a classy way of saying it… don’t judge me)))
2023-05-09 19:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so embarrassed this took so long. But THANK YOU SO MUCH ..
I’m so embarrassed this took so long. But THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT SENT ME THINGS. You have no clue how happy it makes me every time I open something from one of you. I can’t express enough how much you mean to me, or believe how lucky I feel to have you. You make me feel like that luckiest girl in the world. Xoxoxo Me. Abbey. That girl on the internet thats weird as fuuuuuu
2023-05-08 20:58:05 +0000 UTC View PostAAAAND ITS HEEEEERE, the silver bikini set. Thank you all fo..
AAAAND ITS HEEEEERE, the silver bikini set. Thank you all for your patience while waiting for the set, see below (the bottom paragraph) for the fun story about that. PLEASE TELL ME YOUR TOP FAVOURITES AND IN THE ORDER!!!!! This will help me out immensely as I choose which ones to put on the media's of the social variety. xoxo, Abbey Dawn P.S. Thinking about legally changing my last name to "arcane" or "arcanum" because I think that's flipping rad. THOUGHTS? FUN STORY: Once upon a time... this week. My computer decided it was done with the woods (done doing computer things and instead, it was going to do potato things). This was tres wonderbra, because it's the most expensive computer build I have ever done myself (literally cost more than my car) and is only two(ish?) years old. WHOOP WHOOP!!!! It turns out my power supply was all gypsied (as in, choosing to live its life freely and without the confines of social expectations. In this case, the expectation to work). So it needed to be replaced. LONG STORY SHORT, and $450 later (not just the new power supply but also the thermopaste and tech guy as we were figuring out the problem), my PC was fecked, and now it's working. If you feel so compelled as to tip a homie and help with the cost of these repairs, I would so very greatly appreciate it. Because I SUPER could not afford all this time away from capitalizing on these ASSets and fixing this *>kicks the computer box very gently<* dumbcucket. ANYWAYS. halp me I'm pooooooor.
2023-04-17 19:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostSNEAKY PEAK at the set I’m almost done editing! Fun fact. Wh..
SNEAKY PEAK at the set I’m almost done editing! Fun fact. While I am finishing editing this set. I am eating a snacky pack. For breakfast. 🫠#nutritionfirst if you are sitting there thinking “whats a snacky pack?”. First off. Dumb question. What isn’t a snacky pack. Second. It’s a fun name for a snack pack. Which is just pre-made pudding in a cup that survives in a cupboard for ten trillion days. Approximately. God bless preservatives. TATA FOR NOW P.s. don’t get me started on wacky packs. Or whack packs. P.p.s. Two very different things, neither are food P.p.p.s. One is tres violantè. P.p.p.s.s. The other is overtly sexual. DOGGAMN IT! I got myself started. Ughhh *>shovels a huge spoon of pudding into my face hole<* *>continues, muffled through all the pudding<* this is why I can’t have nice things. *>points at you with the pudding spoon and winks<*
2023-04-11 16:33:16 +0000 UTC View PostMakeup tutorial? I don’t even know.
Makeup tutorial? I don’t even know.
2023-04-07 16:05:35 +0000 UTC View PostYes. I know. I gotta sand the hole in the wall and paint. B..
Yes. I know. I gotta sand the hole in the wall and paint. BUT GOODNIGHT ANYWAYS.
2023-04-07 05:22:52 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations 🥳 to the recent draw winner. 👏 Here is a sm..
Congratulations 🥳 to the recent draw winner. 👏 Here is a small walk through of the surprises I sent. I obviously waited until the package was delivered and opened before posting this. Because surprises are like buttholes, best when given to one special person 🤲 privately 🤫, before sharing the video with the world. 🙏 😏 god bless.
2023-04-06 18:08:55 +0000 UTC View Post‘member that time I slipped … and almost died … … on that w..
‘member that time I slipped … and almost died … … on that wet rock? ‘member it?! Whelp. Here is a quick reminder. God I’m hot.
2023-04-02 18:48:31 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, my dear sweet love baby angel face muffin pump..
Good morning, my dear sweet love baby angel face muffin pumpkin waffle house butternuts Christmas juice princess thighs sugar tids. *>jumps on you<* *>smothers you with quick kisses all over your face<* *>stares intensely into your eyes<* *>licks all the way up your cheek from chin to temple<* *>more intense eye contact<* *>boops your nose<* *>flashes you<* *>smacks you in the fast with my left biddy<* *>rips your blanket off<* *>runs away<* *>screams<* CATCH ME IF YOU CAN *>collides with your glass door<* Just a quick video of super casual me being a morning mess. Please accept my bare wobbly bits as compensation for my messy hair.
2023-03-31 16:48:38 +0000 UTC View PostTryna be cute. Breaking shit instead. …this is why I can’t..
Tryna be cute. Breaking shit instead. …this is why I can’t have nice things. 😒
2023-03-29 23:08:20 +0000 UTC View Post