I can spread my toes, if I try hard enough. The problem is, sometimes there's so much jam in between them that they stick together. So, how are we going to fix that? What on Earth can we (by "we" I mean YOU) do about this nasty situation I get in from time to time?
2024-01-16 23:32:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh shut up! Don't act so surprised. You know good & dang well that my feet can soil up a pair of socks bad enough to look like these! When you wear the same pair for weeks at a time, they're bound to look like this. Smell them, suck on them...enjoy them!
2024-01-14 22:38:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you'd like to fit something in between these feet. But you ought to be concerned that I'd carve you up with my long toenails! Wow! I honestly didn't realize they were as long as they are. Maybe you need to cut them for me first. Then you can have your fun!
2024-01-12 18:30:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Meaty Soles! How else could we describe these big ol' feet? Wide? Sure thing. Stinky? Of course! Sweaty? Well....duh. Yours? Hmm....I guess they could be. But I'm not sure you deserve them.
2024-01-11 21:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, you see the position I'm in. Now, what position are you getting in? What are you going to focus on first? Are you going to sniff up all of the stink? Or are you going to clean up my soles...with your tongue? Either way, both have to be done!
2024-01-10 14:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Whew! These nylons are pretty sexy, but they have caused my feet to stink really bad. I could smell them as soon as I kicked my flats off. And I guarantee my family smelled them too! Sweaty, swampy & stinky. 🤢
2024-01-09 14:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I really need to do a better job keeping my feet clean. I need to clean out from under my toenails. And I need to use a scrub brush on the soles. FILTHY! And I honestly think my feet are smelling worse than they ever have now. I'm certainly noticing it.
2024-01-08 21:38:54 +0000 UTC View Post
It does NOT bother me one bit to step out of my shoes outside. One reason is I know you like getting a glimpse of my sweaty feet any chance you get. Another reason is to let these stinky things air out.
2024-01-06 23:51:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's ready to claim the next pair of dirty, smelly socks that come off of my sweaty, stinky feet? I always have socks for sale & love stinking them up for you all. If you collect stinky socks, you definitely need a pair of mine! DM me - serious inquiries - be ready to pay!
2024-01-06 07:56:13 +0000 UTC View Post
2 big soles and a big ass right in your face. I don't think you was expecting either. But after your performance last night (embarassing, btw), you now have to sniff up all of this stink! And, I assure you, neither smell like roses! Sorry for you.
2024-01-04 08:06:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I see you over there. All nervous & sweating. What's wrong? Rough New Year's Eve? Oh, wait...it's because you're staring at my big, flithy feet, isn't it?!?! I can understand why. They are dirty & smelly. 1 sniff & 1 lick. That's it! Happy New Year everyone.
2024-01-02 03:04:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunday brunch? Nope. Sunday scrunch! Pay absolutely no attention to my long toenails. Let's focus on all of the wrinkles in my meaty soles today. Think about all of the droplets of sweat that gets trapped in between each one. And how your tongue is the perfect tool to clean those wrinkles out.
2023-12-31 19:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Talk about a lot of meat on the bone! Look at how plump my feet are. You could nibble on these for days. And, you know, I might like that. 😉 If you can get past the sweat & overlook the smell, go ahead & have a taste. See if they can help your appetite.
2023-12-30 23:18:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Surely something this gross doesn't do something for you, does it? It does?!?! Ew! I honestly don't know how to respond. Guys, this is nasty, stinky toejam! It's not supposed to be there. So, since you obviously don't mind it, how bout cleaning it out for me?
2023-12-30 01:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Most people will change their socks at the end of the day & start off with a fresh pair the next morning. I'm not like most people, though. These socks are on their 3rd day. I may wear them the rest of the week! Don't tempt me. I've wore a pair for a month before!
2023-12-28 15:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. I thought the new black pair of flats I bought recently caused my feet to sweat. Nothing compared to these tan flats! OMG. My feet are drenched not long after I slip them on! And they're already developing an unpleasant smell. 🙄🤷♀️
2023-12-28 00:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know that when I rub my bare feet together, it stirs up the stink. What if I rubbed my feet across your face...one sweaty foot on each side of your head?!? I bet you'd come up from that smelling like straight feet! MY feet!
2023-12-26 21:13:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to give you a little gift for Christmas, I know it's not much, but the scent packs a strong punch! I think this is one gift you'd all want under your tree today 🎄 🎁 Merry Christmas 🎅
2023-12-25 23:26:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Rubbing my feet together after I get off from work & I take my shoes off is an everyday occurrence. It feels so good & starts the relaxing process for me. But, as I'm sure you can guess, when I do this, it stirs the stink up! You better hope I don't come see you after work!
2023-12-23 15:46:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Rubbing my feet together after I get off from work & I take my shoes off is an everyday occurrence. It feels so good & starts the relaxing process for me. But, as I'm sure you can guess, when I do this, it stirs the stink up! You better hope I don't come see you after work!
2023-12-23 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
this is a gift that you probably would not want to re-gift. Am I right? I'm giving you my stinky soles and my big ass to cast your eyes upon. And, if this was in person, I might let you go a little further than just look, since it's the festive time of year. A sniff & a smack!
2023-12-22 21:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Wrinkled soles & long, gnarly toenails are what I've chosen to start your day off with from me. My feet look huge in this pic. And I can guarantee the stink goes along with it!
2023-12-21 16:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostNew flats! Wanna sniff of the inside after 5 hours? It's wet and soppy
2023-12-21 04:21:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to let you know that I'm still wearing these big tennis shoes WITHOUT socks! I have added a lot of sweat & odor to them. And you can tell it when I kick them off. They truly do stink so bad! I know you'd love them.
2023-12-20 17:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
TOESday & Toe Ring Tuesday all wrapped into one. But, is there a day designated for long, overbearing, gnarly, dirty toenails? Oh boy...look at these! I think they made need some color on them, just to cover up how bad they actually look. What do you think?
2023-12-20 07:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I get more requests to see my soles than my toes, if you can believe that. Which do you like more? Would you rather see my soles or my toes? Which one "jumpstarts" you more? While you contemplate that, cast your eyes upon my meaty feet!
2023-12-18 22:31:35 +0000 UTC View Post
When you work a full 8 hour shift, then spend another 3 hours finishing up your Christmas shopping (yesterday), it tends to take a toll on your feet. My feet are sore & they smell awful! Self care today. Foot soak & a good scrub coming up today.
2023-12-17 14:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
These boots are going to have to come off soon. I feel like my feet are in a swamp. I know socks would help, but I didn't have time to put any on. Ugh! I wonder if the company I'm in would mind if I took them off for a few minutes? 😬 I guess time will tell.
2023-12-16 18:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostLook at the insoles of these flats! Ew. Even though they're so comfy to wear, they're not fit to wear! Look at the gunk on the inside. Embarassing. And, I'll not speak of how they smell. I'm guessing you already know.
2023-12-15 22:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Shoes on the floor & bare feet on the couch. My feet are so tired. The past few days have been so hectic, busy & exhausting. And my feet feel it. And they smell it too, if that makes sense. So, I'm going to rest them while I can.
2023-12-13 23:06:05 +0000 UTC View Post