Help! It appears my giant cock has gotten stuck in some sort..
Help! It appears my giant cock has gotten stuck in some sort of circular metal contraption!
2024-10-03 14:47:15 +0000 UTC View Post
beercanfather posts
Sickness BE GONE! I think this is the third week that I’m un..
Sickness BE GONE! I think this is the third week that I’m under the weather? Don’t remember feeling this bad for this long in recent years. All three of us have been exchanging various slimes. Also, I’m on a tolerance break now because I was consuming more than I can afford. So that means internally I’m constantly raging at every slight inconvenience. Who knew that without grass, every negative part of my autism just gets worse? Oh wait I did. So now I’m irritable, I can’t fall asleep (the absolute bane of my existence) and I’m having weird nightmares. I’ve had some alone time but I was in such a rotten mood that I couldn’t really enjoy myself or my huge cock. BUT I’m rediscovering cock rings and it’s exciting. Maybe I should try to buy one that doesn’t completely strangle me and that I can wear out and about to see how I like it. I have two of them, metal ones, one too small for my cock but fits nicely on my balls, and the bigger one does fit around the base of my cock but it’s extremely tight and I can’t take it off very easily which is kind of scary. If you have any (cheap-ish) recommendations I’d like to hear them!
I’m dreaming of the time when I’m back to full steam and full grass. Until then I’ll be absolutely (insert verb) people in my mind for the most minor of infractions to whatever rules I’ve decided were absolute. Walk slowly?
Hum? Smell too strongly of perfume? Ask me to do anything? Try to cuddle me at night? Absolutely no mercy.
God I can’t wait for Friday to get high. And fall asleep without waging an crusade against the world in my mind. I was THIS close to giving up yesterday after a full hour of silent raging at my own restlessness. How dare the woman who loves me try to touch me?!
I’d love to channel this internal senseless rage into something more productive. Maybe I just need head. That usually solves 90% of my problems. I am absolutely backed up. Too much cum, not enough grass or sleep makes Leo a sad boy.
Didn’t go to work today and instead I did this. I was going ..
Didn’t go to work today and instead I did this. I was going through old stuff and found cockrings I’d forgotten about. I’ve never been very fond of them but I tried them on again today and I quite enjoyed it. What do you think?
2024-09-27 13:31:32 +0000 UTC View PostI am still under the weather. It’s the second week now! Anyw..
I am still under the weather. It’s the second week now! Anyways, at least I can always look down and be reminded that my penis is massive.
2024-09-26 21:51:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyo! I’m now 36. I wonder how big my penis is going to get ..
Heyo! I’m now 36. I wonder how big my penis is going to get in the next 12 months. I managed to have a really great birthday, did two of my favorite things in the world. Bonfire in the forest and collecting resin from Sitka spruce. I mix it with any lipid (lanolin is the best I’ve tried) and just smear it all over my face. I always smell like spruce resin. Best smell in the world. Really great for your skin.
Anyways that’s not why you’re here is it? You’re here because you want to see my big fat cock. Well here it is. Semi and rock hard. I’ve always loved comparing to a TP roll. Maybe because it was a big deal to “beat the test” back in the days and it started a lot of gossip about me. I still love it. The roll is more or less the average girth, I believe. How do I compare?
I want to know how you would describe my cock to a curious f..
I want to know how you would describe my cock to a curious friend if I did exactly this in front of you.
2024-09-21 01:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostI remember one of the first parties I ever went to, I had my..
I remember one of the first parties I ever went to, I had my first multiple sips and I was sitting in a couch when some girl I didn’t know accused me, not very loud but not quietly either, in front of other people I didn’t know, of having a boner when I was in no state to be popping a random sofa boner. I couldn’t understand why she thought I was hard and I felt mortified so I tried to explain that I was totally soft and tried to show by squishing down on my dick with one finger. She was acting weirded out but she followed me when I left.
I remember not realising until my friend who’d brought me there explained it to me. She was talking about it because she wanted to see it. “Negging” before it was cool. Guess what I did then? That’s right. I furiously masturbated to a fantasy where I wasn’t terrible at reading people and got it out for her. I do wonder how it would have gone down.
Also! This is my last weekend as a 35 year old. I feel like ..
Also! This is my last weekend as a 35 year old. I feel like time has become meaningless. 36? Sure. That’s just nonsensical squiggles. I bought myself a little magnifying glass, it’s great to look at lichen and bugs!
2024-09-21 00:07:57 +0000 UTC View PostHad you forgotten about my huge fat cock?I stayed home today..
Had you forgotten about my huge fat cock?
I stayed home today because now I’m feeling sick. Is it common to feel weirdly horny when you’re sick? Or is it just me? Maybe it’s a comfort thing. Feel bad? Play with your penis!
I love how big my semi hard penis is. Not hard, not soft, so..
I love how big my semi hard penis is. Not hard, not soft, somewhere in the middle. It's longer and thicker but still floppy and heavy.
2024-09-19 14:03:56 +0000 UTC View PostMy dear people of the penis. I'm sorry that my posting frequ..
My dear people of the penis. I'm sorry that my posting frequency has gone down. Now I'm coughing, work is crazy. All I want is to have 4-6h to myself to get as big as I can. It's like an old friend I haven't seen in too long at the point. The thrill of becoming so erect it hurts. The promise of an enormous load. The sheer joy of being rock hard. Going deeper and deeper into the hypnotism of a massive penis.
Who would have thought that a PhD and raising a human would be so time consuming?!
Hey I’m still very much alive by my boy has been sick. From ..
Hey I’m still very much alive by my boy has been sick. From nose to ear to eye to other ear to other eye back to nose. Like a counter clock wise marching of the bacteria.
So here are my big fat balls to cheer you up.
It’s like a sort of weird flower. Hyperphallacea girthensis.
It’s like a sort of weird flower. Hyperphallacea girthensis.
2024-09-13 09:58:35 +0000 UTC View PostOh Also! We’re at 99 subscribers! Who ever comments first he..
Oh Also! We’re at 99 subscribers! Who ever comments first here, I’ll send you a free month :)
2024-09-12 20:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostMy people! I’m sorry I’ve been less active. It’s two issues,..
My people! I’m sorry I’ve been less active. It’s two issues, or 2.5: 1) I’ve been neglecting my work because I’ve been insanely horny and it’s biting me in the ass at the moment and 2) I’ve been insanely horny and spending too much time (according to my own body) hypererect and had 2.5) another tiny priapism scare. So I’ve been very diligent and very busy at work now, my project finally got unstuck. I spent the day going between the lab and hospital buildings and waiting for literal paper to dry.
So here is one from the archive, back when boomerangs were all the rage. I miss those pyjamas, the pants have giant holes. Can’t figure out why.
Hello, my name is L and I have a very large penis.
Hello, my name is L and I have a very large penis.
2024-09-11 12:21:50 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive: various displays of size and girth from yo..
From the archive: various displays of size and girth from yours truly.
2024-09-10 10:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Hope you enjoyed your weekend, I spent mine in..
Good morning! Hope you enjoyed your weekend, I spent mine in the forest, where I feel best. You know it’s true when it rhymes. Here is a video of my big fat swinging soft cock. From what people tell me, I have a really big penis. Certainly feels like it when it swings like that. It pulls on the skin and it has its own momentum. Walking naked can be a bit noisy when your penis is as big as mine.
2024-09-09 10:13:38 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been a bit busy and a bit out of it this week, or at le..
I’ve been a bit busy and a bit out of it this week, or at least for the last few days. Lots happening at the same time as I’m stuck in my project waiting for someone else for the next step. So in these times it can be fun to just enjoy my soft size without any expectations of getting massive or hypererect. Just a soft, squishy, warm, oversized soft penis draped over my balls. Even if it’s completely non-sexual, it still somehow is beautiful. Or I think so. What do you think?
2024-09-07 12:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! I’ve been having a little less time these days..
Good morning! I’ve been having a little less time these days - busy with my project and family life but I always find the time to play. I have to, otherwise I go insane. I’m sure you can imagine why.
2024-09-06 10:23:44 +0000 UTC View PostI love it when I get to go to sleep later. I can just get hi..
I love it when I get to go to sleep later. I can just get high and have fun with my cock. It’s my little me-time. My spa time. Daddy’s alone time. I just need it. It’s nearly spiritual in a way. What would be sadder than a guy with a penis like mine who doesn’t even like it? Doesn’t enjoy it?
Enjoying it for me means, among other things, doing this. For me, for you. Then I get so eager to show the world. I guess some sort of pride? Look at how big I am! -type of pride.
One from the archive again, because i am sleep deprived and ..
One from the archive again, because i am sleep deprived and I just want to nap today.
2024-09-04 14:28:10 +0000 UTC View PostWell hello. It’s been a somewhat busy week so far and some b..
Well hello. It’s been a somewhat busy week so far and some background stuff causing me to finally let my penis breathe a little (mostly just sleep deprived). I’m starting to look forward to my one evening a week where I can be by myself. Hopefully I can get extremely hard and show off my massive cock to all of you.
2024-09-04 10:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive. Sometimes I’ve told people that I simply c..
From the archive. Sometimes I’ve told people that I simply can’t be hard in public. This is what I mean.
2024-09-03 19:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post