The weather is warming up so it’s perfect for a happy hour g..
The weather is warming up so it’s perfect for a happy hour glass of rosé 🍷 especially since it’s birthday week 😉
2022-04-05 00:40:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The weather is warming up so it’s perfect for a happy hour glass of rosé 🍷 especially since it’s birthday week 😉
2022-04-05 00:40:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesssss I’m still in bed. Mommy maaaayyyyybe drank a little much last night and mayyyyy have ordered donuts and a Nutella latte on door dash. Pure speculation tho.
2022-04-03 18:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Heading out to a benefit dinner, do you like my outfit??
2022-04-02 23:40:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Can we skip the good morning and spend all day in bed?
2022-04-02 15:36:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Friday dessert is always in the bedroom 😈
2022-04-02 04:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
My happy hour starts earlier and earlier I swear haha! What’s your poison???
2022-04-01 22:09:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you have a good day babe?? Wanna come to bed with me??? 😴😉
2022-04-01 03:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmmm something seems off about my coffee 🤔😂
2022-03-31 15:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m not really crawling away from you, I’m just having fun! Can you catch me??
2022-03-31 04:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m starting birthday week early. My bday is April 7th and my bday twin is Mrs. Poindexter’s husband, though he’s older than me. So we always do birthdays together which means we’ll have a mom party next week. We allow him at mom only events sometimes because he takes good pictures, even tho he yells at us to smile and be better models 🙄
2022-03-30 17:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s important to relax before bed and forget about all your problems 💜💜💜
2022-03-29 04:03:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like my Easter nightie?? You know I like to decorate for holidays right??
2022-03-28 20:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Off to drive carpool ☕️
2022-03-28 15:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostLooks like I’ve got a handprint on my ass 😱 better smack the other side too so it’s even 🍑
2022-03-28 05:27:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday! My page was acting up all day yesterday, hopefully this will successfully post! Hope you’re having a great weekend 😘😘
2022-03-27 17:07:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I could use a hand to help rub lotion on my back… and if that turned into a massage that would be even better…
2022-03-26 01:51:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m feeling an overwhelming urge to slip my nipple out and put it inside someone’s mouth, but I’m at work so I’m not sure what to do! Help!
2022-03-24 22:48:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like I’m going to bed alone again… wish you were here to fill me up 💦
2022-03-23 03:57:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg y’all, I just spent the last two hours looking for my cat. Apparently he escaped at some point when we left for school carpool this am. I didn’t notice right away cause he is usually sleeping under the bed when I get home. After ripping the house apart I started calling him outside. My neighbour had just heard him meowing in the bushes so she helped me get him. It was a complex process that resulted in a few scrapes and scratches to me and her. Cat is totally fine. Thankful for helpful MILFs tho 😂
2022-03-22 19:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s what I made for dinner. Not sure if you like it or not, but you’ve gotta at least take a no thank you bite 😋
2022-03-22 04:48:15 +0000 UTC View Post