That’s Better! 😉🎥
That’s Better! 😉🎥
2019-07-16 00:32:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tits...it's what's for dinner!
Tits...it's what's for dinner!
2019-07-10 02:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostCome and get some at MACKmovies.com
Come and get some at MACKmovies.com
2019-07-09 10:40:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally ..
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
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2019-07-03 02:11:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste ..
What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!
2019-07-03 00:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day? Go shawty, i..
What did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day? Go shawty, it’s sherbert day!
2019-07-02 00:25:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
2019-07-01 17:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostAn orgasm a day keeps the dr away
An orgasm a day keeps the dr away
2019-07-01 03:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostLive in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink in the wild air.
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink in the wild air.
2019-07-01 00:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the pickle say to his fans? I’m kind of a big dill!
What did the pickle say to his fans? I’m kind of a big dill!
2019-06-30 12:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhen they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them ..
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
2019-06-30 03:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.
The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.
2019-06-30 00:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast f..
Why do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!
2019-06-29 12:20:00 +0000 UTC View Posttake your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and y..
take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace
2019-06-29 03:50:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm ab..
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm about to change.
2019-06-29 00:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostGreat posture exudes confidence, and confidence is the first..
Great posture exudes confidence, and confidence is the first step toward getting what you want and deserve. I’m a habitual sloucher, so I can tell you first hand—people treat you differently when you stand up straight.
2019-06-29 00:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the baby corn say to its mom? Where’s my pop corn?
What did the baby corn say to its mom? Where’s my pop corn?
2019-06-28 12:18:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you walk into a place, act like you know where the hell..
When you walk into a place, act like you know where the hell you're going, even if you don't. Everyone will wonder who you are and why you're there, but they'll never think you're useless and confused.
2019-06-27 20:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys don't know the power we hold over them with the right t..
Guys don't know the power we hold over them with the right tint of lip gloss.
2019-06-27 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHe just wants to have sex with you. And you? You want to hav..
He just wants to have sex with you. And you? You want to have sex with him. So do it already. Enjoy it. Tell him what you want. Make him your momentary love slave. And after it's over?
Make him sleep in the wet spot.
In a world of growers and showers, consider it nature’s way ..
In a world of growers and showers, consider it nature’s way of bringing some equality to packages everywhere.
2019-06-25 12:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
2019-06-25 02:25:00 +0000 UTC View PostOur weapon is sex. Our vaginas, breasts, hips, legs, and our..
Our weapon is sex. Our vaginas, breasts, hips, legs, and our asses are to men what emotions are to us. Sex is their greatest weakness.
2019-06-25 00:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post