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Holy moly guacamole!

Holy moly guacamole!

I wrote this yesterday during a very happy moment and though..

I wrote this yesterday during a very happy moment and thought I’d share it with you…

I’ve just received a very exciting delivery. I had to be home to sign for it and it came all the way from Paris. It was beautifully wrapped and in a little velvet bag. On the website it’s described as “intimate jewellery” and this particular piece is a necklace with a gold leaf and it branches off to attach to my nipples. I’m certainly never brave enough to get them pierced but this is such a sexy way to decorate them.

I’ve fantasised about this moment, about trying it on and wearing it out and how tight it might feel around my nipples and how weighted it will feel around my neck. It will be such a secretive and erotic thing to wear it out under my clothes. I thought I’d write about it now before I’ve even tried it on as I’m so turned on by the thought. I hope there’s a gentle tug at my nipples when I walk, I’m sure my nipples will be so hard with the excitement anyway. I’m not sure how brave I am to wear it out, I half want it to be noticeable that I’m braless. Perhaps a silk shirt would feel nice or maybe I should wear something less obvious so that it’s just my little secret and I can wear it out all day. I think I can adjust the tightness easily so I’m looking forward to playing with that!

I’ll share a pic of me soon… this was from the catalogue 😉

Towel drop 🤭 I can never resist a massage…

Towel drop 🤭 I can never resist a massage…

Thursday Poll... ✨ What video would you most like to see on ..

Thursday Poll... ✨

What video would you most like to see on a Monday morning?

Ooh I found these bikini and bra try on photos on my phone. ..

Ooh I found these bikini and bra try on photos on my phone. Thought you might like to see 😘

Casual outfit for a change… boob reveal as standard 😉 A long..

Casual outfit for a change… boob reveal as standard 😉 A longer video today for a midweek treat ❤️

More nudes… 😏 If you look at that first pic you can see it’s..

More nudes… 😏 If you look at that first pic you can see it’s getting a little colder here lately!

So the bath video won the vote! Happy Monday everyone. Join ..

So the bath video won the vote! Happy Monday everyone. Join me in the tub later? Tell me what you’d bring… 😉 🛁

Welcome to the launch of the National Melon(s) Gallery! From..

Welcome to the launch of the National Melon(s) Gallery! From time to time people send me drawings inspired by my photos and recently I also posted in the drawmeNSFW sub on Reddit. I thought these were too not good to share! Please vote on your favourite ❤️

Over the coming weeks I’ll be adding to the collection. Enjoy!

Showing off my sexy new hold ups…

Showing off my sexy new hold ups…

I have a cousins hen do (bachelorette) today so I’m all dres..

I have a cousins hen do (bachelorette) today so I’m all dressed up! You can undress me a little though if you swipe 😉 No bra today. I hope you like my outfit!

***Review of the RoseBUD sucking and licking vibrator*** I ..

***Review of the RoseBUD sucking and licking vibrator***

I loved the licking sensation 👅😏 8/10

So this thing was a good size and fitted in my hand perfectly. It’s made of soft silicone with two different sized attachments, one for my pussy and another for my nipples. It looks like a little rose but obviously my eye was drawn with intense curiosity to the tongue inside that was covered with little bumpy grooves.

I charged it up with lots of anticipation. It was described as a ‘sucking and licking vibrator’ and I was very keen to try it out as I’d tried the suction toy before (the shell) and loved it but this time it had an actual tongue!! 🥵 Wouldn’t it be brilliant if it felt like I was being licked any time I wanted 😏 💦

I took off my underwear but kept my grey office skirt and black top on because I thought it would be a sexy look. I lay down on the bed to try it out for the first time. There were so many buttons to press and in a certain order. It took me a little while to figure out how to get the right intensity and to get the little tongue to flicker. When I finally figured it out I couldn’t wait to press it to my clit. Then I started recording.

Well this innocent looking little rosebud took full control of my body and it actually felt like I was being licked! I had very little control over it as I worked my way through the 7 different licking patterns. It was quite a journey and at times a little too intense. I ended up taking the cap off to give me a little more control over where I wanted that tongue (I do know what I like 😉) and that made things even better, got me really wet and I edged myself and eventually came pretty hard and pretty fast. It felt particularly good pulling up my skirt and my top with my tits exposed so I could pinch my nipples.

Speaking of nipples, I haven’t yet tried that attachment so no doubt there’s even more fun to be had. I think I’ll have to film that soon… me trying out all the different vibrations and suction toys on my nipples. I love watching them change colour and harden when I play with them myself so it will be intriguing how a toy compares.

Overall, I scored it an 8 because although I loved the tongue flickering action and the overall look and feel it was a bit hit and miss with the settings and the suction was hard to get right. I think maybe I just need a little more practice! 😈 It was a very bouncy and intense orgasm so I did enjoy it a lot, especially filming in my office outfit.

Opening soon… Check back on Sunday 😂

Opening soon… Check back on Sunday 😂

Happy Friday (the 13th!) Can’t believe it will be October so..

Happy Friday (the 13th!) Can’t believe it will be October soon. I added some new things to my wishlist ready for Oktoberfest and Halloween but would love your suggestions too! Could be quite fun.

Anyway, what’s under my robe? 😈

Welcome to my bubble bath! 🫧 🫧 🫧 This weeks poll (with the..

Welcome to my bubble bath! 🫧 🫧 🫧

This weeks poll (with the winner posted on Monday) is the choice between…

Before playing can you guess what colour bra I’m wearing und..

Before playing can you guess what colour bra I’m wearing underneath? Let’s see how good you are at predicting 😉

I’ve had some new toys arrive recently so I’ve been busy try..

I’ve had some new toys arrive recently so I’ve been busy trying them out and writing reviews to share with you 😏❤️

Some late night selfies 🍑

Some late night selfies 🍑

Game, set, smash 😜 🎾

Game, set, smash 😜 🎾

Bikini try on… which would you like me to wear for our imagi..

Bikini try on… which would you like me to wear for our imaginary beach day? 🏖️

I just love it when new lingerie arrives… sheer and lace bla..

I just love it when new lingerie arrives… sheer and lace black bodysuit today 🖤🔥

Beautiful new 3 piece set in my favourite colour. It felt ve..

Beautiful new 3 piece set in my favourite colour. It felt very elegant and classy to wear 💙☺️

I’ve sent out a PPV today but couldn’t resist adding this li..

I’ve sent out a PPV today but couldn’t resist adding this little preview to my wall. I did say there would be more boobs in motion and this is a fun new angle! Plus multiple angles in the full edit 😈

Check your messages if you’d like the full video 💗

***Thursday Poll!*** What would brighten your Monday? Cast ..

***Thursday Poll!***

What would brighten your Monday? Cast your votes for what I should share…

I’m too busy for a spa day right now so this 2 minute boob m..

I’m too busy for a spa day right now so this 2 minute boob massage will have to do 😅💗

***Diary Post*** Well, well, well! It turns out that most of..

***Diary Post***
Well, well, well! It turns out that most of you voted for me to write more about my current enjoyment and horniness levels. I wasn’t expecting that to be honest! How very lovely of you. Pat on the back for you! I will of course tell you *everything* including those mysterious future plans. First though a message to the others…

To the three that voted for less writing, more boobs you got your wish and I will even post one more boob pic alongside this so that’s 3 boob pics today. One boob pic each. Don’t say I don’t spoil you… not that you’ll be reading this! 😂

To those that wanted to know more about my sexcapades and what lurks in the crazy DMs don’t worry, I will definitely be writing about those topics soon. I’d have bet good money that you’d want to hear about my sexual experiences and the dirtier the better but I’ll have to save those stories for another day 😏

So yesterday was my 2 month anniversary on OnlyFans and there hasn’t been a day that I’ve regretted it yet. The only thing I do regret is not starting this sooner. I thought it would be a bit of a slow burn and difficult to grow but that hasn’t been the case. In fact, the opposite is true! Everyone has been really nice too. I wasn’t sure what to expect with the nature of this site but everyone has been very appreciative of the content I create whilst also challenging me to take small steps outside of my comfort zone too. Thank you for that!

This whole experience has allowed me to step outside of myself and appreciate myself more. I can now see that my body isn’t ordinary and that it’s sensual, sexy and shapely and that my skin is smooth and firm. I can see that being naked and vulnerable is actually a strength, that I can express myself and have fun with it without it feeling degrading in any way. There are plenty of woman on onlyfans who create more explicit and hardcore content but I can see that I offer something a little different. I don’t think you are just here for the tits. You subscribe because you like the realness, the tease, the fact that I am just a normal woman exploring and taking risks. You can see that I’m on a journey with it and hopefully that’s a little fascinating in itself. I’m not always super confident but I think that’s what makes this good.

I am horny A LOT! I do have to get myself off daily if I’ve not had sex, sometimes even more frequently if I’m doing customs. I’m not complaining about that in any way! I will say though that I’m not horny all of the time. I think it’s different for women. Sometimes I want to be sluttier than others, other times I want to be flirty and playful. Sometimes I want to just unwind and chill.

I’m always learning new things that turn me on. Yesterday someone wrote a chapter of an erotic novel based on me and I was super aroused reading that. I love work based naughtiness too. That’s a big one. I love that guys get hard and into tricky situations. It absolutely brings out the minx in me. People buying me lingerie or telling me fantasies they have about me is another big one. Basically knowing you are thinking about me is hot. I think I’ll have to return to this topic because it’s such a big one but yes, I feel sexier than I’ve ever felt and I absolutely love it!

I will continue to explore what I find hot and try new things. I really want to get some new locations so I’m looking at ways to do that. I’m going to turn my garage into a little home gym/studio. I want to take more outdoor photos so will find some extremely secluded spots for that. I also really want to do a hotel room photo shoot. Hotel fantasies are really hot too, I think it’s the whole anonymity of meeting someone at the hotel bar… not that I’ve ever done that!

I have tried a new toy recently that has a very energetic tongue so I’ll write a review for that soon and there’s a few new toys on the way. I will be busy, busy! I really want to do more POV stuff too and more little gifs with the boobs in motion. Oh and more dressing content too. I think with trying out new angles and outfits, there’s so much to keep spicing it up. I always love your ideas too.

You can ask me anything related to all this in the comments if you like. Be gentle with me 😅

Love, Secret Melons

Lazing after my bath 🥰

Lazing after my bath 🥰

It was an early start this morning as I had to get the train..

It was an early start this morning as I had to get the train to London for a meeting. On my commute home I’ll start writing! I was surprised to see that current enjoyment and horniness levels won the poll but maybe that’s because you were tantalised by what my future plans are for all this? 😉 Well, you and me both! Let’s see what I come up with by tomorrow 😅

Rubbing in some oils 😉

Rubbing in some oils 😉

Late night selfies 😏🔥

Late night selfies 😏🔥