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Stream started at 04/27/2023 01:52 am This was a fundraisin..

Stream started at 04/27/2023 01:52 am

This was a fundraising stream for a cat owned by my ex. If you'd like to contribute to it, I'd still appreciate it but I'm no longer associated in any way with the Creator mentioned.

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### ***Now you don't have to wait until I go live!*** Both ..

### ***Now you don't have to wait until I go live!***

Both of my Spinners are available for either incredibly cheap promotion or quality content and both at the same price

Take a chance, spin that wheel 😈
1 for $5
2 for $9
3 for $13

I'll send a screen-recorded video of each spin straight to your DMs...

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Anyone who buys me an item off my Amazon list is guaranteed ..

Anyone who buys me an item off my Amazon list is guaranteed content featuring that item - exclusively for them.

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Someone out there should do a timeline of OnlyFans contests/..

Someone out there should do a timeline of OnlyFans contests/competitions:
πŸ”₯When did they start?
πŸ”₯Which has been the biggest so far?
πŸ”₯Are there any ideas that haven't been done before?
πŸ”₯Evolution of rewards
πŸ”₯Comp with the most "sequels"

General cool shit like that. I haven't been around that long so I've got no clue, but I'd love to know!

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***Time for a break from promo for a sec***....this is for a..

***Time for a break from promo for a sec***....this is for all the Fans and Creators who happen to be Fans

Can you name my *favorite* band?

Anyone who does gets a prize (depending on Creator or Fan)

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This one is not going to go to my VIP for a few reasons I'll..

This one is not going to go to my VIP for a few reasons I'll keep to myself....

It's been 3 days. How good do you think this felt?

This is going to be a building cumshot with more πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ than I've shot in a while. Bonus πŸ–ΌοΈ of my chest immediately afterwards

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I may not have known him particularly well, nor did we share..

I may not have known him particularly well, nor did we share that much. But I thank him for the good memories I have and thank him for supporting my father when he did.

RIP Uncle Jeff

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I can't believe someone actually made art of me, but @gbm79 ..

I can't believe someone actually made art of me, but @gbm79 did!!!

It's fantastic and I fucking love it.

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Day 5 (late) of Random Facts On Saturday I picked up weldin..

Day 5 (late) of Random Facts

On Saturday I picked up welding again for the first time in over 2 decades. I wouldn't exactly call myself skilled but I definitely had fun! Also, I thought it was cool the effect that blurring my face had on the picture.

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Day 4 of Random Facts I'm going back into a field I haven't..

Day 4 of Random Facts

I'm going back into a field I haven't experimented in since I was much younger.

Do you like pre-cum?
Tip to remove the sticker 😜

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Day 3 of Random Facts I haven't had a job interview in over..

Day 3 of Random Facts

I haven't had a job interview in over 3 years and I'm nervous as hell but this one means a lot...

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Day 2 of Random Facts: I've only been to two countries outsi..

Day 2 of Random Facts:
I've only been to two countries outside the United States: Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ & Germany πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Want to remove the stickers? Tip me $5 to get this pic uncensored sent right to you 😈 Or sub to @bayerischVIP where it'll be πŸ†“

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Full credit to @nixzymonroe for the idea: A Week of Random F..

Full credit to @nixzymonroe for the idea: A Week of Random Facts & credit to @coochielouwho for this great shirt πŸ₯°

Day 1

I absolutely despise the smell, taste, and texture of bananas

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My first 5k in a bit

My first 5k in a bit

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Happy Saint Patrick's Day to all!

Happy Saint Patrick's Day to all!

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#### It worked the last time, so let's do it again! I want ..

#### It worked the last time, so let's do it again!

I want to see what people would want to compete in (prizes will be sorted out later). If you want to see something else, let me know in the comments.

Option with the most votes wins (and I'll seriously consider running the top 3)

AG = All Genders MO = Male Only FO = Female Only

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So fun tidings.....I might have COVID again. I'll find out f..

So fun tidings.....I might have COVID again. I'll find out for sure in the morning. This isn't me asking for tips, this isn't me asking for sympathy. Just letting everyone know if I'm slow to respond/act, you'll know why.

Update: I'm officially COVID positive. Fuck -_-

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### Creators Do you want stupidly cheap promo? This is your..

### Creators

Do you want stupidly cheap promo? This is your chance πŸ˜‡

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#### For the [Μ…Μ²F][Μ…Μ²a][Μ…Μ²n][Μ…Μ²s] Take a chance, spin that ..

#### For the [Μ…Μ²F][Μ…Μ²a][Μ…Μ²n][Μ…Μ²s]

Take a chance, spin that wheel 😈
1 for $5
2 for $8
3 for $14

Let's go!

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Strip to "Pony" by Ginuwine.... Turns out, I like a challen..

Strip to "Pony" by Ginuwine....

Turns out, I like a challenge 😈

Featuring flannel, πŸ‘–, and multiple pairs of 🩲

If you want to watch for πŸ†“ it'll be on @bayerischvip πŸ˜‰

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Good Saturday morning to you! πŸ˜‰

Good Saturday morning to you! πŸ˜‰

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## I will go out of my way to ensure the contest goes your w..

## I will go out of my way to ensure the contest goes your way. You can bank on it 😏

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Something to remember: your fan count doesn't make you bette..

Something to remember: your fan count doesn't make you better or worse than anyone else. We were all at that stage once where we had only 1 single fan, no matter how long it lasted. Who knows, some of us might reach 10k, 20k, or higher. What matters is keeping respect alive, for both Fans and Creators. Don't talk down to people, try your best not to create drama, and treat people the way you were raised to treat them. If you lose a competition? Dust yourself off and keep going. You're still a King/Queen to me! You want to know why? Because you *didn't* fucking give up. No matter how big or small you are, your heart keeps you in this. If it didn't you wouldn't be reading my words right now. Give yourself some credit for kicking ass and taking names. We grow and thrive when we support each other, not knock each other down.

Y'all already know I love making these blog posts. I like to bring a little positivity on occasion and remind folks that life *will* get better. Give it your all and don't look back!

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I know how much men like cosplay.... It's not exactly a secr..

I know how much men like cosplay.... It's not exactly a secret. The question I have is do people who are *attracted* to men like cosplay? I'm debating getting the supplies together for a serious photoshoot & video bundle, but I need to know there's actual interest. Every time that I've done one of these polls in the past and people have agreed with the poll, they still haven't actually purchased the content. If I were to make content in cosplay, would YOU actually check it out?

Edit: Apologies for the typo in the second option. I made this poll when I was half asleep.

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I'm finally figuring out how to edit πŸ˜‚ Want to remove the ..

I'm finally figuring out how to edit πŸ˜‚

Want to remove the cucumber and see some insane πŸ’¦? You know what you have to do 😈

Tips get even more!

Or just subscribe to @bayerischvip for new content, uncensored, as often as I can...

https://www.onlyfans.com/bayerischvip

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I'm finally back and I got to say it feels good πŸ˜‰

I'm finally back and I got to say it feels good πŸ˜‰

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Very first time I have cum since I moved into my new apartme..

Very first time I have cum since I moved into my new apartment. Not only is it super nice to not have to be quiet but, that was A LOT of built up tension. Wanna see? 😈

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Want to see a truly crazy πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ cumshot? πŸ˜‰ You can either pay ..

Want to see a truly crazy πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ cumshot? πŸ˜‰ You can either pay here or see it *for free* on my VIP @bayerischvip

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It was only recently (because I passed out HARD last night a..

It was only recently (because I passed out HARD last night and my phone was turned off all day at work) brought to my attention that I sent out a fucked up mass DM for my lady and one of her best friends.

I'd like to state, for the record, I do NOT tolerate cheating and I do NOT cheat myself. I've unsent the DM and I'm sorry if its existence was inappropriate. That's not my style. Thank you for your patience!

Thank you to @crownpeach69free and @x-meller-x for alerting me even though I unfortunately only took care of it after the fact πŸ˜“

Edit: For those who go back down my old posts, I acknowledge that I bought votes (once) against @aria-free and I apologized for it. I fucked up big time with that one, but please understand I was new and had no idea. I *always* own my fuck-ups. Ask @twiztidbabie πŸ˜‚I'll put myself on blast all day long to keep my integrity whole. Your reputation is all you have on this site. I intend to keep mine sterling.

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Fresh out of the shower from earlier... Want to see the unc..

Fresh out of the shower from earlier...

Want to see the uncensored version?
Either tip or subscribe to @bayerischVIP 😈

The more you tip, the more I'll show πŸ˜‰

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