🍕The Pizzaboy's POV Snapshots 🍕(Badly shot flash photos from my phone when I handed it over asking for the 'quick favor')
2021-11-22 08:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post"Glitter Girl" 2001 (Vintage Video, 6:52 min.) Riding cock and a HUGE mouthful of spunk swallowed! 😛This is me once again as a 20-years-younger, slender and redheaded Britney. Covered in body glitter (don't ask) and I still had my little trimmed landing strip back then. Yup, that was a long time before the "smooth-shaven pussy" phase. But this kind of 'downstairs look' does get requested, believe it or not. Considering the video camera we used at the time this is a pretty good-looking reverse-cowgirl, bouncy boobies scene. Some damn fine ass shots and an impressive close-up swallow at the end.
2021-11-22 08:41:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Red Lotus" Cum Drinking 💦🍸🍹 2008 (Retro HD Video, 04:51) For this little scene I dug up what I call my 'Asian Pornstar' outfit and poured myself a STIFF drink - pun intended. If you'd like to make your own Red Lotus Cocktail, here's how: 1 1/2 oz vodka, 1 1/2 oz Lichido Liqueur, 1 oz cranberry juice. Mix it all up in a shaker and serve on the rocks. If the drink is for yourself, the semen is optional. On the other hand, if you're gonna surprise your special lady just make sure to tell her that the white floaty stuff is Batida de Coco. She'll never know 😂
2021-11-18 09:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
"Boiler Room" (Photo gallery) Oh my! This one took me by surprise. Literally just stumbled across this photoshoot which must have taken place the same day I did the upcoming 'Red Lotus' video. So I'm guessing 2008. Unlike other galleries, this one hasn't aged a day. My body has changed a lot but the pics are damn fine. Back to the basement for some awesome booty & panties shots, black plateau heels, and a tiny landing strip on my pussy. The cock sucking close-ups are also pretty neat. Overall an unexpected treat.
2021-11-18 09:10:37 +0000 UTC View Post
"Commando" (2 Videos) - #TittyThursday Tittydrop! 🪖🧨🔥Two different versions: Extended striptease in clip number one plus an alternative recording of another boob-drop 😋Make sure to check them both out!
2021-11-18 08:57:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"Commando" (Pics) - #TittyThursday Tittydrop! 🪂🍉🍉Bottomless and top-heavy in camouflage.
2021-11-18 08:46:31 +0000 UTC View Post"Bay Splooge" (Vintage Videos, 2:13 min. & 6:47 min. extended cut) A quick blowie and swallow at the local indoor pool. Inside a changing booth, of course, cause that's what they're there for. 😛If you're in a hurry to blow your load in the office bathroom, the short version will do, for a more extended wank on the subway ride home I suggest you go for the seven-minute director's cut. Sorry about the shaky cam, this was 20 years ago and I'm not sure if Image Stabilization had even been invented back then.
2021-11-17 08:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
"Going Commando" 2008 (Retro HD Video, 10:02 min.) Arnold approves! Pussy fucking, titty fucking, cum on tits, and a very sloppy cum drooling finish.
2021-11-17 08:29:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"Going Commando" (Photos) Welcome to the Chicktrainer Army! 🪖🎖💣 We shoot to thrill. A raw and gritty selection of butt, thong & feet shots in a camouflage nylon fishnet body. Definitely one to check out if you've been waiting for more panties pics!
2021-11-17 08:14:19 +0000 UTC View Post
"Pinkfish" 2008 (Retro HD Video, 7:44 min.) Pussy-fucked in a Crotchless Fishnet Bodystocking and High Heels 🐠💦 Pantyhose / Nylons content gets requested a lot. Cumshots on pantyhose even more often. I also keep getting tons of inquiries about cum sprayed boobs. In a way, I'm pretty much guaranteed to disappoint someone every time I post another video because there are just SO many specific kinks to satisfy. This time there's no facial, no swallowing, no anal, sorry. 🥺On the other hand if you've been waiting for me to dress up in a fishnet body stocking only to receive a cum shot on my boobs then this is your lucky day. 🤩🥳
2021-11-16 08:54:19 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hypnotits #2" 2014 (Retro HD Video, 7:52 min.) Punchier, slappier, and oilier than the first one! 😱🥊💥Shot about 7yrs ago, these shorts were the precursors/blueprints for what would later become the Boob Bounce and Titty Drop videos that I'm posting these days. "Hypnotits #2" is a bit rougher and I also oiled my boobs for the second attempt. Plus the framing of the breasts flopping around is a lot better. I remember this being difficult because there was no external monitor. We pretty much had to guess what that action cam was pointing at. Right at the beginning, you get a brief glimpse at the full-speed footage before it‘s slowed down to 120 frames per second.
2021-11-16 08:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
"Facializer" 2008 (Video & Pics, 6:46 min.) On my knees in pants and high-heeled boots getting my lips glossed with jizz. Isn't it weird how Wonderbras work best on busty women who really don't need them? 😜 Ever heard the quote by Jerry Hall about keeping her then-hubby Mick Jagger under control? She basically said that as soon as Mick's attention started to wander (to another chick), she dropped everything and immediately gave him a blowjob so he would lose interest. - Very helpful tip if you ask me and I've heeded the advice ever since. There may be other ways to keep your boyfriend from cheating, but for me, that's it's the least demanding (and most fun) way to do it! 😋
2021-11-13 10:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post"Slutty" 2003 (Vintage Video, 11:07 min.) This one hasn't aged a day. Another instant classic and I'm not saying that lightly. One of these days I'm going to post stuff from my 'Box of Shame', the unpublished garbage no one should ever see. Then you'll know why I'm gushing about certain Golden Oldies. "Slutty" rocks! Pussy munching, pussy-fucking, I look really hot in this one with my smeared whore-face. The ass shots are fantastic, you won't hear those words coming out of my mouth often. Not sure if my body ever looked better in the pre-milf years. Skirt, bra, and knee-high socks plus a lovely facial swallowing combo at the end. A definite must-watch. 😍🤩
2021-11-12 07:59:54 +0000 UTC View Post
But wait, there's more! Las Vegas 2003 continued (Photos) - Here's the first half of this gallery which I posted 24 hours ago. https://onlyfans.com/223455925/chicktrainer 👈🏻Check out this previous post for more background info on the shoot.
2021-11-12 07:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"Who Made Who" (Video & Pics) - #TittyThursday Tittydrop! 🪂🍉🍉Panties and Jumbo Juggs! 😋Nothing like a bit of crotch cleavage and a titty slap in the face to get you out of bed in the morning, right?
2021-11-11 09:12:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Look what I found! Las Vegas 2003 (Photos) Shot on a steam-powered Minolta Dimage 7 (Yes, THAT legendary piece of equipment 😵💫) at a mind-blowing resolution of 1280x960 pixels. Honestly, at this point, I'm worried that if I keep digging deeper into the archives I'll end up posting cave paintings and ancient papyrus scrolls. But joking aside, that's a sizzlin' hot gallery. Skinny and firm-breasted Britney posing top- and bottomless at the Venetian Hotel. Even my ass was in decent shape back then, nothing to write home about but far from today's flab-fest. 😅And lest I forget, a whole bunch of barefoot shots for those of you who get off on seeing my tiny little toes.
2021-11-11 09:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostVintage Speed Swallow! "Black Out" 2002 (Video, 2:17 min.) aka 'Gone in 120 Seconds'
2021-11-11 08:34:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Sex is only dirty if it's done right! "From Ass to Throat" (Video, 8:09 min.) Some scenes are just instant classics right out of the box. Destined for greatness. My God this is a good one, I love it to bits. What a great 'big tits anal' movie this turned out to be! It's SO dirty. Awesome boob shots, ass-to-throat instead of ATM, the transparent stripper heels look insanely hot, and the cumshot (even though it's not a clean swallow) is just the cherry on top. 🍒🍩🍌
2021-11-10 10:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Curvy as fuck! Who's in the mood for a nice BIG mom bod gallery? Damn straight you are. The skimpy little bit of nothing I'm wearing in this shoot barely qualifies as lingerie. But maybe that's the point of those revealing outfits. Not much left to the imagination. You're here to see me naked anyway and as self-conscious as I am about my booty, I even dared to leave in several butt shots. I hesitate to call this pair of panties a thong. I would have achieved the same effect by clenching a snippet of yarn between my ass cheeks (or my pussy lips, depending on which side you're looking at).
2021-11-10 10:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post"Goo Face" 2003 (Vintage Video, 7:44 min.) It's Wicked Wednesday, yay! - Ok, I just made that up. 😜 - Today I'm going to take you back almost 20 years to revisit a nice and sloppy cum facial in stripper heels and a thong. Some cool close-ups in this little Evergreen. And after a bit of wiping off my tits, nose, and chin I do a pretty good job at swallowing the leftovers 😛
2021-11-10 10:19:30 +0000 UTC View Post
"Tangled Up Titties" (3 Videos) Mixing up things a bit for #TittyTuesday with a brand new Strip & Drop in lingerie. Black lace gloves, panties that reveal more than they hide (with a bit of pussy flossing thrown in for extra eye candy), and of course some good old-fashioned nylon stockings. So what's the difference between the three you ask? Well, the first 'extended' clip is a short glimpse behind-the-scenes as I get dressed before the striptease. Clip 2 has been edited from different footage. Clip 3 is the alternate version of the titty drop from scene one. You'll figure it out. Anyway, so the reason I shot this thing twice is that I loved the accidental Titty Twister moment. I had no idea my boobs would get tangled up in my string top like that. I'm not 100% sure what they're called, "Exposed Breast / Open Bralette" is what Google tells me. The idea is that busty women can show a bit of underboob without completely exposing the boobs and nipples. What really happened is that when I started stripping my tits got all tangled up like two milky floppers in a fishing net. Both hilarious and oddly fascinating at the same time. 😅But honestly, I feel blessed to have those kinds of 'big boob problems'. Oh, before I forget, my nipples felt really RAW after shooting this. First of all the string-pulling was rather painful, but even worse was pinching and lifting my breasts up with lace gloves. Felt like gripping those nips with sandpaper. Lesson learned.
2021-11-09 10:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Black Lace Glove & Nylon Stockings (Pics)
2021-11-09 10:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostAin't that the cutest Blast from the Past! 🍊💦💛 "Orangina" 2004 (Vintage Video, 8:26 min.) One of those Golden Oldies that has a little bit of everything in it. From pussy fucking to barefoot blowjob with an actual footjob interlude, cum on tits, a smidgeon of deep throating, cum swallowing, and of course the ever-fascinating contrast between petite short-haired Britney and those surprisingly big boobs hanging out. I doubt I still have that orange top but if I tried to fit into it today I'd either look like a shapeless sausage or it would literally burst. This is obviously a pre-milf scene and I've gotten quite a bit thicker (pretty much all over) since we shot that more than one and a half decades ago.
2021-11-09 10:03:38 +0000 UTC View Post
"Anal Alice" 2008 (HD Video, 18:15 min.) Let's kick off this week in style with an absolute all-time classic. One of my favorite scenes and one of the longest in the archive. So, here's the one chapter from "Through the Looking Glass" they never told you about when you were in school. It tells an interesting story about Alice's encounter with Humpty Humpy, the evil twin brother of the famous egg-shaped character... This is an extended and remastered version of the popular anal/ass-to-mouth cosplay movie. To add some more authenticity I even left in the "preparation" phase right at the beginning, lubing up with a butt plug and a bit of fun banter. Alice's adventure in Anal Wonderland is just a really well-shot ass fucking scene considering what we were working with at the time. After I take a little break mid-take somewhere in the 2nd half of the movie the ass pounding continues with a surprise throat-stuffing and a tear-jerking Happy Ending. Meaning of course that I get my lips and face drenched with spunk after yet another ass-to-mouth blowjob. Hey, wait, did you hear that too? - I think that was the sound of Lewis Carroll turning in his grave.
2021-11-08 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
"Seven Days" (Video, 13:18 min.) This one was deliberately shot as a collage of short clips, it's NOT a giant trailer! 😅A typical week in the life of Britney Swallows? Seven days of sexual escapades in one single video? Man, what a fun shoot that was. The editing however took me forever. Major hassle. There's something for everyone here and some of the ideas look good enough to turn into full movies. I've got my favorites, but what are yours? Gentlemen, it's time to cast your vote. Which segment would you like to see as a standalone movie?
2021-11-05 09:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hypnotits #1" 2014 (Retro HD Video, 2:39 min.) Shot about seven yrs ago, these shorts were the precursors/blueprints for what would later become the Boob Bounce videos which in turn evolved into the modern Titty Drop videos that I'm posting these days. The old originals are still a surprisingly soothing experience. So relax, grab a pillow (or even better, grab TWO pillows) and show Mr. Stiffy a good time. "Hypnotits #2" will get a little bit rougher and slappier, I believe I also oiled my boobs for the second attempt. Plus the framing gets better. Anyway, I'm posting this a bonus material, and because I think it's of historical importance. 😁After all I want to show you the full evolution of Chicktrainer and these scenes were another important stepping stone in a 22-year progression.
2021-11-05 08:47:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"The Anal Alternative" 2014 (Retro HD Video & Pics, 8:50 min.) Really should have called this one "Strings Attached" 😜 You'll see why. - Took me many years to get good at anal, but looking at this scene in particular I am astonished at how casually I've been able to take a cock up the ass for the last seven years. A skill that comes in handy when one of the other fun-holes is incapacitated for whatever reason. I googled a bunch of sex surveys and found out that on average less than a third of women practice Anal Sex. Can that be true? Anyone got statistics to back that up? I assume it's got something to do with the fact that the first anal experiences are almost always the worst. You're inexperienced, you skimp on lube, you go too fast. And like they say: Once bitten, twice shy. So you gotta get over that initial frustration phase and then just keep practicing. I guess it's similar to deep-throating which seems almost impossible at first until, after many hours of gagging on cock, you stop pushing the cock down and start swallowing the shaft instead. In both cases, the apparent difficulty is simply a mind-over-matter problem.
2021-11-04 09:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post
"The Anal Alternative" (Photos) I was just talking about pussy floss in my previous post and lo and behold, I stumbled across this gallery from 2014. Looks like I've been giving myself on-camera 'Vag Wedgies' for a long time! 😂Yeah, there's a term you haven't heard before. The stuff you learn on Chicktrainer, just incredible. You get a boner AND a better education. Who needs night school when you got me, right? Funny anecdote: There's a couple of shots from behind in there with my boobs popping out on the side. Back in the day, the expression 'Sideboob' was already a thing but I decided to call those straight from behind shots 'Sidewinder' pics. 'Stereo Sidewinders' if both boobs were showing. The whole thing caught on on Tumblr and Twitter and to this day I'm pretty sure I coined that term. I don't have a lot of Stereo Sidewinder photos myself because you really need massive boobs to pull it off from behind. I posted my own pics back then and also collections of Stereo Sidewinders of models I found on the web. Started a bit of a trend.
2021-11-04 09:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post
