"Slappy Slut Training" 2022 (2 Videos, 3:30 min. & 6:28 Raw Footage) Gag reflex training and cum swallowing at 4 am. I usually don't publish private sex moments, but I'm making an exception to kick the year off on a wilder note. Love me some rough maledom porn. Probably should have called this one "Red Eye" 😅
2022-01-07 10:51:37 +0000 UTC View Post
"Footwanker" (Video, 10:01 min.) Holy fuck, I’ve never had so much cum on my feet & toes ever before. The gentleman responsible for my sticky predicament just left me there on all fours once he was done. I’m not bendy enough to lick my feet clean so I made my way to the bathroom on my hands and knees. Walking was out of the question - too slippery - and I didn’t wanna mess up the carpet. Also, I had no intention of going down in history as the first woman ever to slip on cum and break her neck. “Died with jizz on her feet” isn’t exactly the epitaph I want on my gravestone. - Now that I think about it, "Sole Survivor" would have been a much better title 😂
2022-01-06 10:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post"Sausage Pizza" (Vintage Video, 7:28 min.)
2022-01-05 08:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post
"Don't tease me, Bra!" (2 VIDEOS & Pics) - #Tittytuesday Tittydrop! 🪂🍉🍉Skimpy Lingerie. Panties & Pussy Flossing! Just a quick reminder that, yes, I will be turning 52 later this year. OMG. 😳🥵🤪
2022-01-04 10:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"Monsterload" (Vintage Video, 8:48 min.) - Happy New Year everyone! 🥂🍾 Bottoms up! - This little gem of a cum eating video will be online for 24 hrs only. Otherwise, I might get into trouble with OF. You can always head on over to Cumtrainer (add a dotcom) for an uncensored archive that is not as up-to-date as my OnlyFans but more complete in regards to some of my edgier content. So if you've been wondering "where's Pizzaboy?", "where are the delivery guy videos?", well, there's your answer. In exile.
2021-12-31 10:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"Slutface Returns" 2010 (Retro HD Video, 10:21 min.) Remember the "Slut Face" video from back in the day? I think it was 2006. You know, the one with me in nothing but bunny ears, high heels, and smeared make-up? I always loved that shoot and I thought, hey, if the Dark Knight can return so can Slut Face! And here she is back in action. Plenty of riding-cock and bouncing boobs action, some of it in slow-mo. And wow, those final shots where my whorish make-up gets covered in a gooey layer of cum frosting! Yummy. A worthy pick for penultimate movie of the year 2021. Sidenote: I suspect there are a few Titty-Sherlocks among you who've noticed a change in my nipples in this scene and the one I've posted yesterday https://onlyfans.com/246346089/chicktrainer - I just wanted to confirm that you're indeed correct. Those two scenes mark the end of an era, the end of the pre-milf years. At this point in time, I was already 'eating for two'. Shortly thereafter I would be taking a long, long break from porn. Little did I know that I had another decade of cock-suckery ahead of me after my comeback. Even more surprising is the fact that 2021 turned out to be one of my most successful years with tons of Chicktrainer fans returning to the mothership. 23 years of cum training despite the semi-retirement, despite the mom-bod, the aging, the economical stresses of the past couple of years. It does look a lot like I'm gonna have to stick around for another decade of cock worship and spunk chugging. And you know what guys, I think I was born to do this. I found my place, on my knees, cock in mouth, pleasing men. It brought peace to my life and it fulfills me. I was blessed with a beautiful body and the right submissive attitude to be a devoted slutwife. I have found my calling and I will do my best to keep you guys entertained for as long as I can. Who knows, maybe censorship will be the end of Britney Swallows in the near future. I hope not and as long as one of the platforms available to me will still publish my adventures in jizz-land I promise to be there, mouth open and with my ass lubed-up, ready to go. I hope more than anything that you'll be there too, still supporting me.
2021-12-30 08:58:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Only three more days and 2021 is history! 🍾🥳 But there's still time for a few cum-blasts from the past, starting with this one 📼 (Retro HD Video, 10:00 min.) Plenty of cool shots rolled into one hot clip. Enjoy!
2021-12-29 09:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"12 Loads Gokkun Cumdrinking" (Video, 10:51 min.) 📚READ ME for some background info: Ok, so technically it's thlrteen cumloads. But the 13th one is only the opening cumshot facial and stays plastered to my face during the actual cum-drinking event. (See https://onlyfans.com/242834020/chicktrainer for that starter cumshot) By 'Gokkun' I mean the DIY homegrown kind of multi-jizz-loads extravaganza you've seen me do before. It's been a few years since I drank this much spunk out of a glass (or bowl as in this case) so I've added two more ejaculations into the mix to round things up to a baker's dozen. (Watch https://onlyfans.com/243316276/chicktrainer for a cum collection prequel) We've dealt with the unavoidable trolling/heckling before that's why you'll find the usual "proof of ejaculation" shots at the beginning and, once more for the record: cum can look milky white when it comes out of the cock but doesn't stay like that for long once exposed to air. It's a bitch to light and if the white balance is just a teensy bit off it can look a bit yellow-ish or even green-ish. I've even desaturated the edit this time around to compensate for the discoloration. Another difference to other high-quantity cum drinking (Gokkun videos) out there is that my bowl is NOT half spit half jizz. It's ALL semen. Full disclosure, the only regret I have watching the scene is that I made a last-minute decision to add one single drop of cream into the mixture to improve the on-camera look. As it turns out the jizz bowl looked a little too opaque for my taste, but rest assured it's 99.9% semen. Cheers and have a great Christmas Day!
2021-12-25 14:34:39 +0000 UTC View Post"FIVE Loads Gokkun XXXMas Special" 2005 (Vintage Video, 14:51 min.) Saving the best for last... 👉🏻12-loads Gokkun Spunk Bowl coming tomorrow! 🤢🧐 This is just the warm-up. Quite literally: warmed-up jizz. Plus one fresh load. Out of the classic holiday specials that's the one that makes the others pale in comparison. It's also the longest at 15 minutes runtime. Don't you just love the DRAMA at the end where I'm having a hard time finishing what I started? Gotta love the suspense! Will she, won't she? 😅
2021-12-24 08:25:52 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ho, Ho, Hoe" (Video, 7:41 min.) 🎄✨ Take a break from the holiday shopping and gift-giving madness. Sit back, relax, whip out your dick and treat yourself to some quality time. Maybe you can get your GF/Wife to crawl under the desk and take care of your red-nosed little friend while you watch this and reflect on all the good things that happened in 2021.
2021-12-23 09:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post
"Sperm Burglar" (Video, 6:58, min.) Today I'm publishing one of the prequels for the upcoming 12+ loads Gokkun/Cumdrinking video which will go live on Christmas Day. It's open-ended in regards to the cumshot because this was part of the cum-collection phase, it'll all make sense by the end of the week. As a fan of eighties horror flicks, I‘d unintentionally created something of a tongue-in-cheek John Carpenter hommage. Well, cock-in-mouth would be a more apt description. Anyway, I figured out the name of his signature font and made a fittingly cheesy title card that should remind a handful of you guys of the good ol‘ days of slasher movies. 80s synths, VHS glitches, just like a vintage video store rental. Thought I'd do something a little more creative than just a 10-second shot of me jerking off a guy into a glass. The actual dozen-loads cum-drinking video should be up by the 25th. Absolutely adore the music btw. Such a cool mix between Carpenter's own scores and (the Italian band) "Goblin", which you may be familiar with if you‘ve ever seen a Giallo. Guess the video comes as a bit of a surprise if you thought this week would be all Santa Hats and mistletoe. 🤪🤩
2021-12-22 09:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post
XXXMas 2006 (Photos) Restored & Redecorated Pt.2
2021-12-22 08:56:16 +0000 UTC View Post
XXXMas 2006 (Photos) Restored & Redecorated
2021-12-21 11:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"Bright Lights Big Titties" (Video, 9:59 min.) Everybody's stressed out and in a hurry, so here's something relaxed and festive to get you into the holiday spirit. The pretty flashing LEDs go away at the halfway mark and the lights come back on for an extended cock-gagging cum facial sequence.
2021-12-21 10:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Magnificent XXXMas Juggies (Photos)
2021-12-20 09:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Bright Lights Big Titties" (Photos) Who needs a tree when you got a huge natural rack to hang your festive Christmas lights on?
2021-12-20 08:58:45 +0000 UTC View Post"Santa's Little Helper" 2004 (Vintage Video, 13:25 min.) Once upon a time, I signed up for a job as Santa's Little Elf. The job sounded easy enough. I was almost done with baking cookies and gift wrapping and wanted to finish up by putting the Christmas Crackers on the dining table when suddenly this bearded guy comes in and shoves his dick down my throat. He then went on to fuck me and he even had me gulp down his salty egg nogg. Clearly, I was being taken advantage of in my position as a lowly employee. No way I was gonna do that ever again. Little did I know that he'd be back a year later and every year after that. And the things I had to do just became increasingly demeaning. Luckily I have video proof to back up my allegations and I'm about to publish all those tapes! 😇🎄🎁
2021-12-20 08:40:00 +0000 UTC View Post"Christmas Pudding" 2003 (Vintage Video, 10:39 min.) This is definitely one of my all-time personal favorite "Cum on Food" videos. Watch me eat a generous spunk load squirted onto strawberry Jell-O. Forget Christmas Pudding, this is way tastier!
2021-12-19 09:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
"Cum Cookie" aka "The Limp Biscuit" (2 Videos, 7:45 / 2:45 min.) Just realized that we had a second camera rolling. I don't think I ever published the other angle. It's a nice bit of bonus footage if you're interested 😛🍪
2021-12-17 09:34:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"Boobs in an Elevator" (2 Videos) - #TittyThursday Boob Drop! 🪂Going down, mam? 😋
2021-12-16 09:28:55 +0000 UTC View Post"Debasement" (Vintage Video, 7:36 min.) Fucking in the basement. This time in sexy pink sneakers and what must be the girliest outfit I've ever worn on cam. Amazing ass shots and some rear-action pussy fucking. But all of this is just a warm-up for one of the all-time great cum facials (and a little swallow).
2021-12-16 08:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"Vegas Stripper 1" - Hot little rediscovery from my photo archives. Guessing this was shot back in 2003.
2021-12-16 08:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"Spunk Lips" 2008 (Retro HD Video, 5:19 min.) Pretty awesome jizz-mustache in this one. Don't you wish the Got Milk ads had been more like this? Barefoot in Blue Jeans, facial cumshot, and swallow. Can't for the life of me figure out what song is playing in the background. I'm pretty sure it's ZZTop, but which album and track? Any Southern Rock enthusiasts here who could help me out?
2021-12-15 09:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post"Anal Classic" (Vintage Video, 4:33 min.) This is NOT the first anal scene I ever did, but if I remember correctly, the second or third time I'd had a cock up my ass on camera. By the way, it's pretty easy to tell this is a "Vintage Classics" movie from around 1999/2000 not only by the blonde hair (wig) but also from the fact that my boobs were still pointing skyward back then. Still seems like they tripled in size, doesn't it? Probably just weight gain and breastfeeding. Maybe it was hormones from all the semen I've chugged over the years. This could be an interesting question for our family doctor.
2021-12-15 09:08:35 +0000 UTC View Post
"Big Udders BJ" (Video, 4:04 min.) - A decade before the emergence of the now-ubiquitous Titty Drop I shot this. While it doesn't have the usual t-shirt reveal moment in many ways it's more interesting. Lots of swaying boobs action and ridiculously bouncy udders from below. Plus there's a bit of an 'endurance blowjob' element looking at the way I'm struggling to stand in a high-heeled stress position. Rounding things off are impressively inelegant 'Big Butt' shots which I'm secretly in love with. They're anything but flattering, but if you're an ass-man I bet those angles will get your juices flowing. Scroll up for the related "Tops and Tits" video. (17:32 min. Behind-the-scenes Outtakes Reel)
2021-12-14 09:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Tops and Tits" 2012 (Video, 17:32 min. Behind-the-scenes Outtakes Reel) - Both the "Big Udders BJ", as well as this huge compilation, were recorded in a single day. Basically we were trying to figure out how to shoot my somewhat battered and bruised mom bod. My saggy belly, for example, hadn't quite recovered so we tried to shoot around that problem zone. Save for a few smaller on-cam experiments in early 2012, these were my first releases after the baby break. Yesterday's "Anal Comeback" was the first hardcore penetration shoot. Those three scenes marked the beginning of a new area: my MILF-Years!
2021-12-14 08:34:45 +0000 UTC View Post
