Oh, Cowkini. I had such plans for you today and then my husband came home early.
Some of you have been asking about my husband. So here is a rundown:
He’s amazing but isn’t attracted to me sexually since my PCOS weight gain. Which sucks and I don’t get since I’m into all bodies but people are allowed to have preferences. He hasn’t been an asshole about me gaining weight and supports whatever choice I make.
Now, I am *ahem* a slightly sexual person. My self-esteem and sense of self took a big hit. I was depressed and lost my sex drive. Before when I felt this way, I started doing sex work and posting nudes online. So I thought I’d try again.
Since my old nudes stomping ground Tumblr is vanilla and censored now, I started posting on Reddit with his permission. I was having loads of fun. Lots of phone sex and sexting 😛😛
As I gained a bit of a following, the OnlyFans question came up more and more. So I made one! My husband knows about it but is very “out of sight, out of mind” regarding me ... performing.
So sometimes he comes home early and I don’t get shoots or sets done. My hope is to get enough income from OF together so I’m able to have a working space. Then I can book Skype shows with you cuties whenever you’d like to see me.
What are your plans this weekend? Anyone getting a long weekend? If you don’t have any dinner plans, wanna stuff me? 😈
I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving and haven’t for a long time. Just think it’s a weird holiday lol. In my 20s my friends who didn’t have a place to go and I would do “Skanksgrieving” instead. This holiday was born of a handful us being huge indecent slutbags after breakups and spending the holiday together crying about our exes and delighting in what we’d been up to. Hence.. we were skanks who were grieving. We made it a tradition to stuff ourselves, talk about sex/relationships and watch Kung Fu films.
I get my holiday foods in during fall solstice and Christmas.
I’m going to be making my prized lasagna for the holiday and will be watching my traditional Mae West and martial arts films. I haven’t decided exactly which movies to watch. I’m heading Scarecrow video (one of the largest remaining video rental stores in the world) to pick some up in a few.
And then I’m going to get a fucking Christmas tree this weekend. I’m one of those Christmas bitches.
🎄🎅🎁 The month of December will be a month of exclusive content🎁🎅🎄
Aside from a couple of holiday themed photo sets that will go to Reddit and elsewhere, in the month of December OnlyFans subscribers are the only ones who will see the content I create during the month. From photos to videos, what happens in OnlyFans stays in OnlyFans.
With this, fans are going to decide my photo sets and videos for the month.
Happy Holidays. A little gift from me to you and thank you for being subscribed ❤️❤️
❤️🎄❤️ During the month I would also like to raise money for my favorite local charity: Birthday Dreams http://birthdaydreams.org/
They are an organization I’ve volunteered with for years now who provide birthday parties and presents to homeless and other at-risk youth. Typically, I make cakes and deliver birthday boxes. The joy and excitement I see from these kids when I hand over everything they need for their birthday parties is unparalleled.
I know that a birthday party seems trivial but for kids who are experiencing destabilized lives from poverty and COVID, having a day that’s all theirs and normal is important and special. Especially when they wouldn’t otherwise be able to have a party.
It’s 1am. What am I doing?
Can you even believe how soft and supple but heavy and firm my tits are? They feel amazing when they’re like this.
Hoping to get a new phone for Christmas, mine is a few years old now. The iPhoneX has been not a fun phone for taking photos.
I had some lovely homemade weed infused honey in my tea tonight. I’m on a 5 game win streak on Dota. I got a lot done today. It was a nice day.
What did you get up to today?
Dudes can be so rude, I swear. I don’t know if it is because, overall, my posts are getting more attention on average so they stay more visible or the holidays make people agitated so they have to degrade others to feel better but ... it was a rough day out there lol
I did have a gentleman say something gross to me in u/biggerthanherhead of which I am a newly minted mod. I got to ban him. So that was nice.
It’s 2am. You know what I’m up to....
I love playing with myself in the bathroom for you every night. I’m edging myself tonight. Over and over. I won’t orgasm until tomorrow night.
Could you do me a favor and DM me a fantasy of yours? I want to wind myself up while gaming before I make myself orgasm in a little while.
Or if you’d like to hop in discord and let me silently listen to you cum while I game....
1. I keep having this fantasy of a fellow shaving my pussy (bush left, as always), eating out my silky smooth snatch before fucking me rough and hungry.
2. I used to record these clips to masturbate to and if you’re into them, I’ll probably ask about topics or role play and do some more and put them up! Then you can listen to me in secret while you’re out 😉
This one is a naughty sub getting her Dom to fuck her without a condom. She steals his load.
https://soundgasm.net/u/ramenslurper-/Daddy
Baby oil play. Let me tease you about NNN, talk about my beautiful full body, and orgasm for you.
RIP to my black dildo, I completely forgot baby oil and rubber don’t mix in the moment.
I’m having an awkward day. Do you ever have those days? Nothing looks good on you, you’re clumsier than usual, and you can’t find your groove? That’s me today. How are you feeling today?
Enjoy me being a horny, awkward cute slut for you all. I made a transition video! I’m getting better at them!
I’ve put on weight recently. My belly is bigger, my breasts are heavier, and my thighs are soft. It’s driving you crazy. I am ready for breeding. You’ve been telling me all day. And I’m dripping from the thought. Please fill me up.
Just me playing around. Fucking myself. Playing with my tits. Drooling all over a dildo and then into my hand. 😘😘😘
Trying to get into body worship mojo but I ate like a whole coffee cake while stoned last night and I feel very cakey today 😂
Thank you for all your support and love!
Happy Hump Day 💖💖
How’s your week shaping up? Which shows have you been watching lately.
I’m rewatching Boy M*ets World for a bit of escapism and Fargo because it’s dope.
Fuck me slow and deep while I lay on my side. Preferably you wake me up by spitting on it and shoving your rock hard cock into my sleeping, warm body. I love how it feels to wake up to a thick cock fucking me.
I love to bounce on that cock of yours while I lay on my side. My knee pulled up to my shoulder, you massage my clit and pinch my nipples.
You’re such a good boy. I love how deep you fuck me, how you rub my sore, swollen tits and tell me how good my creamy pussy feels. I am fertile, needy and for the taking.
However we decide to play:
A good heifer and perfect breeding cow.
A sweet Domme who wants you to feel good.
A horny little slut. Your fuck toy.
Your loving girlfriend who tells you how good you feel buried in my tight pussy.
It’s all yours.
😘 Tell me how much you love these big, heavy tits. I love thinking about smothering you with them while I ride your cock and playing with them in front of you while you jerk off.
Which reminds me; I LOVE Skype shows.
Topless tit play and dirty talk while you wank it is $2/minute minimum $10. Specific outfits, role play, dildo riding, etc are $1-2 extra a minute depending on requests. Let me watch you cum while I play with my tits. Seeing a guy stroke drives me wild. I watch a lot of solo male masturbation porn 💦💦
Tfw You wear a pumpkin on your head with your tits out for Halloweenie and Reddit doesn’t care.
I had fun! My head is apparently massive and I couldn’t find a pumpkin that would fit at any stores. I went to get my pumpkin from a patch, the teenagers working helped me try to locate one and we all had a good giggle about size assumptions vs reality.
I’ll be in my discord while I play DOTA tonight 7pm-9pm PST if anyone wants to chat or play other games!
https://discord.gg/ukWuqSwp
Would you like a video of me telling you about how much I love your cock😛 or about how much it doesn’t deserve me? 😉
Text cock ratings are $6
Video cock ratings while I play with my tits $10
Video cock ratings while I orgasm $45
