TheFapPics
ramenslurps

ramenslurps

onlyfans

ramenslurps posts

Everyone being so nice and telling me how horny I make them ..

Everyone being so nice and telling me how horny I make them makes me super horny. I cannot turn it off lately. And I really like it. 😈

View Post

My plan for tomorrow is to spank and fuck myself silly after..

My plan for tomorrow is to spank and fuck myself silly after therapy. I’m sure the adrenaline rush will be much needed and being emotionally open post-therapy (which you all help pay for btw so thank you, literally could not do this without you) usually means I’m really fucking nasty and want to get fucked hard. Prepare for a different version of this outfit, probably a lace hood (🎁 4th day of mystery Christmas) and nipple clamps for tomorrow. Want to fuck myself up. But for today enjoy “Marie is scared of high heels but looks so cute in them, didn’t clear her floor and then has a little orgasm just for you”

View Post

My body is so incredibly voluptuous, fertile and opulent you..

My body is so incredibly voluptuous, fertile and opulent you cannot help but daydream about fucking me. You’re overtaken by thoughts of me smothering you with my heavy tits and plump ass. You want me so badly, you’ve started fantasizing about things you never have before like smelling my hairy armpits or fucking a girl with a huge, soft belly. If you’ve loved women like me before, you’ve never had a woman like me before. Bold, insatiable and thirsty for you attention in whatever form it comes. My confidence in my body and embracing of my natural growling feral state has you worshipping me. Which is right where you belong. I’ll be sending a little $3 PPV of me showing off my body hair and squeezing and honoring my huge belly to your inbox. If you like the tone of this post and are soaked or straining against your pants, don’t pass it up.

View Post

Is it insensitive to post content while the US is potentiall..

Is it insensitive to post content while the US is potentially erupting into civil war or does it help with everyone’s nerves? Cops are taking selfies with these terrorists and broke my friend’s arm for holding an umbrella at BLM protests. OK.

View Post

My sloppy slit is very needy lately. Would you be able to si..

My sloppy slit is very needy lately. Would you be able to sink your face and tongue deep into it? Let me hold your hair and glide my fat lips from chin to nose. So warm, soft and wet for all you. Would you be able to satisfy this horny pussy, Baby? I’d show you how grateful I was to you for stopping the dull ache at my clit that’s made me such a wriggly little mess lately. You can go to my pinned post, donate $5 per smack and make me spank my jiggly ass and say your name for being such a slut lately.

View Post

Wake up with me Likes on posts let me know what you want to ..

Wake up with me Likes on posts let me know what you want to see Tips are always so appreciated ❤️

View Post

Would you like to see me spank my beautiful ass with a paddl..

Would you like to see me spank my beautiful ass with a paddle and say your name in my next video? Visit my pinned post, make a donation of $5 per spank and come be part of my warmup today 😘😘😘

View Post

🎶🎶 someone just bought one of those dildos that can cum insi..

🎶🎶 someone just bought one of those dildos that can cum inside of you and I’m not gonna say who🎶🎶

View Post

Messaging is still hella broken. Uploads aren’t working. Enj..

Messaging is still hella broken. Uploads aren’t working. Enjoy my face and these amazing tit pictures that Reddit seems to hate for some unknown reason.

View Post

DM me questions for a Q&A or ask here! Any question is allo..

DM me questions for a Q&A or ask here! Any question is allowed to be asked. I want to make a strip tease Q&A for you all!

View Post

I’m having a great Sunday except for the fact I have the Pow..

I’m having a great Sunday except for the fact I have the Power Rangers theme song stuck in my head. I don’t know how, it barely has lyrics. I actually do know how, I was a Power Rangers addict when it was on. Fan club? Yes. Pretend play with my friends? Yes. Costumes? Every Halloween. Lunchbox, backpack, trapper keeper, toys? Yes yes yes. So it’s deeply nestled into my subconscious. And it’s making me nuts right now 😂 Cute belly tax

View Post

I’m really fucking horny. Should I do a dildo ride from be..

I’m really fucking horny. Should I do a dildo ride from behind using my tub’s edge tonight?

View Post

Hi! Messages are still a mess. I’m trying to find everyone..

Hi! Messages are still a mess. I’m trying to find everyone’s messages as they come in but it’s super tricky. Can’t search my messages anymore either. Perpetually says I have one message waiting. We are going to get through this, it’s gonna be OK ❤️❤️

View Post

Now with photos of me at like 22/23 When I was 21 I met with..

Now with photos of me at like 22/23 When I was 21 I met with a psychiatrist and ended up firing him I wanted to fuck him so badly. We’ve had over a decade long affair at this point. I’m still the best bow job he’s ever had. 🏆 I wrote this for /r/sluttyconfessionals on Reddit Let me start this by saying that in my 20s I was so unrepentantly horny I am not sure how I functioned in my day-to-day. How I did something even as simple as hold down a little café job is absolutely beyond me. I masturbated in the walk-in a lot. But, I didn't fuck a lot of people. To this day, I'm still selective. My vagina has a very "Oh, you wanna go out? Well, you've got orgasms at home." mentality. I understand now how completely inappropriate this former patient-doctor tryst was but at the time it was just really fucking hot. I was really fucking hot. I look at pictures of me back then and I can't blame the guy. When I met Dr. Ryan (43 at the time) he had an affect on me. But I didn't want him to make me better, I wanted him to fuck me up. Like, really bad. I could barely focus during our initial therapy session. I definitely couldn't focus on the next three I attended because that's the kind of dumbass shit you do when you're twenty-one. You walk out of your psychiatrist's office with soaked underwear and book the next one. Then you go home and furiously masturbate. I went to four appointments. And then I realized being horny for your emotions doctor could possibly sway results. So that was that. I quit. What I didn't know was that I lived a mere three blocks from Dr. Ryan's actual house. Where he, his rich dude smile and his penis lived. So imagine my confusion when he walked into my coffee shop. And smiled at me. I wrote my number down and gave it to him. I don't remember how I got to the top of that mountain of gumption but I did it. He didn't call me for 13 days. And when he did he said, "I have to be very careful about this" You know, he wasn't very careful that time he took my underwear off and left them in his office potted plant. Or when he made a mess of my makeup in that little alley and got some of it on his slacks before a panel he spoke on and I attended. Or that time he had me tied up, blindfolded on his 2nd story balcony for fun and his friend stopped by. We fucked on the first date. In his office. I wore a little black skater dress, black satin underwear, and probably some ugly military jacket. I had horrible jackets back then. We listened to Lightning Hopkins. He bent me over his big, cold desk and spanked me so hard I couldn't sit down the next day. The throbbing purple welts on my ass and thighs reminding me of being pinned down, knee up on the edge of the tabletop while I called him Daddy. The moments before when we'd been making out and he had his fingertips barely touching the wet spot growing through the soft thin satin fabric of my panties. When I'd wiggle and arch my hips to his touch he'd quietly whisper, "Good girl". I was absolute putty in that man's hands. And he bruised me, fucked me, choked me, tied me up, and made me drool buckets with them. I'm sure if I added up all the time I spent sucking his cock, I'd find the time to finally beat Battle Toads. He could text and I would be at his house in 5 minutes. I was his personal little fuck doll. I loved it. Any outfit, any toy, any binding I’d try. We had to stop after a few years. I got serious with a boyfriend. We still live in the same city. He moved some blocks away but not far. Sometimes we still text. Sometimes we still m*et up in a dark parking lot in our shared neighborhood and see if things still work the way they used to. They do. I'm very selective.

View Post

Silly me, I forgot this oiled up belly rub from the other da..

Silly me, I forgot this oiled up belly rub from the other day. Forgive me? 🥺 Inbox me with how you’d treat this oiled up body. I need inspiration for when I orgasm later: ❤️

View Post

This morning I’m so horny, I wouldn’t wait for you to wake u..

This morning I’m so horny, I wouldn’t wait for you to wake up. You’d feel my tongue softly, eagerly stroking you before I even said good morning. My desperate pussy dripping in anticipation. You promised me we’d try Free Use today and I can’t wait. Belly Feet Horny

View Post

❤️Happy New Year, babes ❤️ I’d love to slink off to change a..

❤️Happy New Year, babes ❤️ I’d love to slink off to change and surprise you in this just before the New Year. I’d want to be cumming all over your cock by midnight.

View Post

https://soundgasm.net/u/ramenslurper-/Morning-Masturbation ..

https://soundgasm.net/u/ramenslurper-/Morning-Masturbation This is an audio recording of me masturbating this morning, vibrator sounds in the background ☺️ I fantasize about having my pussy eaten out until I have a small orgasm then fucked hard and fast as I orgasm deep and loud.

View Post

Can we all just take a minute to imagine my boobs if I got p..

Can we all just take a minute to imagine my boobs if I got pregnant. What would even happen? Would I be able to wear shirts? Move?

View Post

View Post

Hi all! Messaging across the platform is really broken for..

Hi all! Messaging across the platform is really broken for creators. I can’t sort or search my messages right now and new messages aren’t going to the top. I’ve also tried a mass DM this morning and it wouldn’t go through. 😤 Bear with me today. Here is another Twisted Tea meme relevant to my interests.

View Post

Face or cock, stuff one or the other right there.

Face or cock, stuff one or the other right there.

View Post

My feelings on American politics at the moment.

My feelings on American politics at the moment.

View Post

View Post

I’m super plump right now. Hoping to have all Christmas wh..

I’m super plump right now. Hoping to have all Christmas wheel customs done and sent out by end of tomorrow and any regular order customs by Thursday 😘😘😘😘

View Post

I can’t sleep. Eat my pussy?

I can’t sleep. Eat my pussy?

View Post

Today I am snuggling Wormie, organizing my many bookshelves ..

Today I am snuggling Wormie, organizing my many bookshelves and drinking a lot of tea. Content posts will be back tomorrow. Aunt Flow is in town so we are going to be doing some oily body worship where I feel shy and you help give me self-esteem boost. Once I get it, I start asking you to breed me. How are you all doing and what are you doing today?

View Post

If you would like a postcard from me, send me a shipping add..

If you would like a postcard from me, send me a shipping address to my DMs! Subs who have been with me longer than 2 months get first priority. I promise I will not sell your address to anyone but those amazing gay dude underwear catalog companies and my local joke store for the weird mailers they send.

View Post

Did you know a total dork with ADHD symptoms runs this OnlyF..

Did you know a total dork with ADHD symptoms runs this OnlyFans account? So sometimes she gets so lost looking at memes and reaction images, forgets she has multiple Christmas sets sitting on her phone waiting for you all to see them. There’s a reason I work with children in my day-to-day and not a corporate job 😂 Anyway, let’s start with finishing up some photos from the red set 🥵 They don’t get too spicy here. But green? Well... 🎄🎄

View Post

😘😘😘 Little undressing transition and dildo riding for you

😘😘😘 Little undressing transition and dildo riding for you

View Post