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I’m not masturbating until I feel better so I can explode du..

I’m not masturbating until I feel better so I can explode during my first video of the new year

2022-01-02 02:53:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Is it January 8th yet? @megandaw

Is it January 8th yet? @megandaw

2022-01-02 01:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m so sorry I’m still so sick. I’m really trying to get bet..

I’m so sorry I’m still so sick. I’m really trying to get better and I don’t know why it’s taking so long this time nor why it seems to come and go. With the COVID surge mounting, getting to see my doctor about my Gastroparesis isn’t easy. I’m really trying to up my hydration because I feel like I’m so dried out, and that that may be the root cause of the persistent symptoms. The snow is melting down finally which is good news for cabin time. But today is horrible and I am hoping I can sit up long enough without nausea to make content and film at some point. I’m so sorry to those waiting on customs. I feel so terrible and will provide some free trials to you all.

2021-12-31 19:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post

I completely ate shit trying to get into the cabin 😂 It’s on..

I completely ate shit trying to get into the cabin 😂 It’s on a hill. The hill has ice and snow. My car is not a “ice and snow on the hill” car. My disabled, lame, finicky knees are not “ice and snow on a lumpy hill full of pot holes” knees. I’m getting a hotel room tomorrow. Please enjoy this symphony, which I feel best illustrates my attempts at reaching the summit. https://youtu.be/t4NSiFvU5G0

2021-12-30 00:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello ❤️ So, my stomach is still super messed up but! I sho..

Hello ❤️ So, my stomach is still super messed up but! I should be able to get to the porn cabin tomorrow. Keep fingers and toes crossed for me that my trip up is smooth and it’s not snowed in.

2021-12-28 23:35:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Everyone is sleeping and I’m playing with my tits in the bat..

Everyone is sleeping and I’m playing with my tits in the bathroom.

2021-12-28 08:45:46 +0000 UTC View Post

**IM RUNNING AWAY TO THE DESERT WITH @immortalmedusa JAN 7t..

**IM RUNNING AWAY TO THE DESERT WITH @immortalmedusa JAN 7th-10th** Who is ready to party? 😈

2021-12-27 03:24:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey all! There’s a winter storm happening in WA right now an..

Hey all! There’s a winter storm happening in WA right now and I am snowed in away from my porn phone and some of my equipment. I’m going to try and make some content for you all as I’m able with everyone running around. Thank you for your patience and understanding. This holiday was not fun lol I’m ready for next year.

2021-12-26 20:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Thinking of everyone else who has trouble with the holidays ..

Thinking of everyone else who has trouble with the holidays ❤️❤️❤️

2021-12-25 05:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry. I got my period and everything is pain. Love you al..

Sorry. I got my period and everything is pain. Love you all. See you soon!

2021-12-24 17:27:45 +0000 UTC View Post

🤫🤫🤫 **Dont tell my husband I snuck to the bathroom while he ..

🤫🤫🤫 **Dont tell my husband I snuck to the bathroom while he was watching TV to “take a shower”.** *Do you get as horny as I do when I’m being naughty?*

2021-12-21 20:59:52 +0000 UTC View Post

POV : the sun isn’t up yet on this rainy morning when we wak..

POV : the sun isn’t up yet on this rainy morning when we wake up horny…

2021-12-21 14:35:55 +0000 UTC View Post

*I nudge you awake, then quietly beg you to eat my pussy unt..

*I nudge you awake, then quietly beg you to eat my pussy until I cum.*

2021-12-21 12:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Like if you’d pump me full of cum

**Like if you’d pump me full of cum**

2021-12-21 09:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post

I’ll be back up in the porn cabin Tuesday. I thought it was ..

I’ll be back up in the porn cabin Tuesday. I thought it was going to be today but I’m still super nauseated and weak. Tomorrow I have another doctor’s appointment. I think this time was so rough because I was dehydrated and exhausted anyway after coming back from the desert lol So new content and the three customs I have waiting for editing ready in the evening 😘

2021-12-19 21:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Where are you grabbing when you mount me?

Where are you grabbing when you mount me?

2021-12-19 17:44:08 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m heading to a clinic for a hydration IV. When my stomach ..

I’m heading to a clinic for a hydration IV. When my stomach gets like this, it’s hard to keep anything down and sometimes I fail in staying hydrated. So off I go 😘😘

2021-12-18 21:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post

wanna make my udders grow?

**wanna make my udders grow?**

2021-12-18 07:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post

likes on posts let me know which content you enjoy seeing!

*likes on posts let me know which content you enjoy seeing!*

2021-12-18 01:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Say Good Morning to Mommy 🥵

**Say Good Morning to Mommy** 🥵

2021-12-17 14:08:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Play with my tits before bed? Make me soak my panties 💦

Play with my tits before bed? **Make me soak my panties** 💦

2021-12-17 08:04:15 +0000 UTC View Post

This sweet heifer is putting herself out to pasture for the ..

This sweet heifer is putting herself out to pasture for the day. I will be working through messages. **Im just struggling with my self-image and feeling valued today** I feel like I don’t fit in anywhere in BBW porn even though I’m so proud of the quality of my content. I’m not “cute fat” and my boobs aren’t big pretty beach balls and my face isn’t the prettiest/i have strong features and my butt isn’t big like most BBWs 😭😭 So I’m gonna go cry and sleep lol I’m not sure where on my healing journey “finally feeling pretty” happens, but I hope it’s soon!

2021-12-16 21:41:32 +0000 UTC View Post

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