Good morning! Taco Tuesday! Swipe right for tacos

Good morning! Taco Tuesday! Swipe right for tacos
2024-03-19 17:02:40 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Taco Tuesday! Swipe right for tacos
2024-03-19 17:02:40 +0000 UTC View PostOmg I'm dyinggg! My death bed chatty chat video. I have a cold. In this video, Seed round and Series A round venture capital - if you care. And there's boobs. In a Seed round, it's usually less than ~$5 million and comprised of angel investors, venture investors who put up $100,000 to $500,000 each to total the Seed round ask. I do not like working with angel investors. They're usually retired successful corporate leader types who retired with a nice sum, now they want to play investor. They'll give me their business "wisdom" CONSTANTLY but they don't know shit!! They know how to successfully navigate a corporate world to the top, and start-up world is NOTHING like that. They get on my nerves but if they give you money , they think that entitles them to dispense their "wisdom". They usually don't have anything of value for a startup entrepreneur. I recommend they take up golfing in retirement instead After you build the company and its probably starting to sell product and earn, now it's proven, you go to Series A round, maybe $20 million to $100 million to scale it up and blow the doors off. I'm debating making my raise so high it keeps angel investors away but maybe isn't a full blown Series A. Those are the types of questions I'm currently debating at my desk (while I bemoan the fact I can't purchase a man to use for sex and store him under my desk to service me - I'm an oddball milf that way😆)
2024-03-19 05:21:26 +0000 UTC View PostMy day so far.😆 Actually, I had a ton of communications on my new company: investors, advisors, key men. Specifically, the way I progress is to pitch one person until they are a true believer. Then 2 things happen: they go off to pitch my idea to their network, and since that person is a trusted advisor to that network, my story is already accepted there. Then, I go to my next convo and refer back to "Joe is on board", that tells the next person "hmmm...if Joe is on board, I feel good right away" then I give my pitch to person 2, and repeat. In this way, I build a very powerful team that will all be rooting for me (because it'll be their money inside, they WANT me to win)...but more than that. If I am pitching an idea, it's because I believe in it. Truthfully. I'm not faking anyone out. And all I'm doing is saying "do you see what I see?". And generally, because I'm experienced and may consider and throw away many ideas because I truthfully can't say to myself "I believe that's a winner", when one finally comes along and I poke at it for months trying to find a weakness and I cannot? Ok, now I believe. And others will too In fact, in a venture capital pitch, the VCs will throw all kinds of barbs on why it won't work. But I've already thought of all of them and more. So when they say "it won't work for this reason", and I say "yes, I considered that possibility, but look here how you navigate that issue..." That's what VCs are actually probing on - have you thought of it? And if you have, what will you do? And when they hear all the right answers, they're like "I will bet on this PERSON, they are skilled"
2024-03-18 23:18:33 +0000 UTC View PostI sent these to Kevin my work colleague I'll see in 2 weeks "bring back memories? Hope so. You know what I expect..."😆. He's fun because he let's me dominate him. That makes me hot to watch a man service me according to my orders
2024-03-18 20:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostREQUESTED: bridal pictures. See whatta good wife I am? My husband dares me to wear it on a hotwife date😅, and take a picture so he knows just how bad a wife he has. But I won't. Can you imagine me fucking another man in my wedding gown? Terrible.😈
2024-03-18 17:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning. Something to get you started for the work week. Mine will be busy, sorta already is. 2 weeks to my conference
2024-03-18 15:17:53 +0000 UTC View PostSt Paddys Day Live Stream recording. Thanks for coming you guys! And I’ll get back to you on a new betting/free gift scheme for possibly March Madness, or something, and another Live Cam with Elizabeth monarch this week.
And thanks for the Tip, Tom! You don’t have to tip here, but I do always very much appreciate it since it means you must like my stuff! That makes me happy
Stream started at 03/18/2024 02:00 am
Ok, come to my Live Cam in 20 minutes! 7pm Pacific. I've been in several mtgs all afternoon for my new company, lawyers and VC types and advisors, getting it all organized. So much to do! But it's fun ..
2024-03-18 01:42:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhissssky! All you want! I'm going to get your Irish on, and shove your face between my thighs. Sorry🤷🏻♀️ -{Swipe Right}- w/ @simona04 & the redhead nanny
2024-03-17 22:09:28 +0000 UTC View Post😲 You caught us! Nothing's happening, honey. We were just going to make dinner... (Don't forget! Live Cam at 7pm Pacific tonight. And another Live Cam possibly Tuesday with Elizabeth Monarch, my fake internet sister) w/ @lismuhree
2024-03-17 19:21:57 +0000 UTC View PostHappy St Paddy's Day! My little redhead nanny is actually Irish, as you can see😂. Hey! Live Cam tonight at 7pm Pacific! Come spend your St Paddy's Day with me. Bring your whiskey (Someone was sucking on my redhead nanny's tits if you look close. I'll find out who and fix em😈)
2024-03-17 16:10:53 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Saturday! Omg I've been running around all day. And more stuff tomorrow. Oh well. Got any St. Paddy's Day plans tomorrow? (Or maybe tonight since tonight might be the party night)
2024-03-17 05:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of St Paddy's Day, I had to post a new pic of the Celtic princess mom, Mrs Temperance Goodlady. I don't have any "new new" pics, just ones I hadn't published before. Her poor boobs, so swollen & milk-filled - she's a new mom. As you know, she got in trouble with her husband when he found out she appeared on my onlyfans, so she's unlikely to reappear (but, you never know). She's actually gone radio silent on me, no texts since then. No, she's not at risk or anything, he husband is just a very conservative religious person, and likely he sent her to Bible reform camp or something. That'd be more in line with what he'd do.
2024-03-16 22:09:44 +0000 UTC View PostWe're having a boob smashing contest. Your face can be the judge. (Do you like mom boobs?)
2024-03-16 20:29:00 +0000 UTC View PostOk track event over! Now I'm heading back home, 2-3 hrs drive. My little monster did very good. How is your Saturday going?
2024-03-16 20:24:24 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! I'm off to the school sports event. Here's a few more pics for your St Paddy's Day preparation. We're good moms, you know... w/ @lismuhree
2024-03-16 14:48:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhew! It's been a loooong day. Friday night but I'm so worn out, in my hotel, in another city, but I'm finally settled. And ya, I have to have my own pillow. I'm a bit of a princess about my pillow 😅
2024-03-16 04:39:56 +0000 UTC View PostJust for you girls. You know who you are. You should be careful around 2 bossy milfs...or you'll end up face first between our thighs with your hand in your panties. w/ @lismuhree
2024-03-16 02:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostI gave @lismuhree some cherry pie & milk. Her favorite! You probably would demand something else I'm sure
2024-03-16 02:13:37 +0000 UTC View PostOk, just home from the funeral, now running monsters to sports and stuff. And in between, my accountants calling with last minute stuff because corporate taxes due today😅. See whatta busy mom I am? I'll get me and lismuhree's pics up in a bit
2024-03-15 22:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post{swipe right} here's a few more of me & @lismuhree Irish celebration 😅. Btw Catholic funerals are forrrevvver long, Mass, eulogies, cemetery, now we're going to the reception. I'll post up more of us when I get back...
2024-03-15 19:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostMoms just mommin'. I'm headed to my family funeral now, I'll post @lismuhree & my St Paddy's Day pics later today
2024-03-15 16:37:33 +0000 UTC View PostOk, some inside baseball on pitching a company, and a never-before-heard story of one of my past companies I founded in agricultural technology, for livestock (mostly cattle as that's the money). And I'd spend my days in saleyards and pastures with cowboys and drink whiskey at the saloon afterward😆 Just some background on that venture: all laws that apply to cars? They apply to cows too. They're registered, they can get tickets, they can get impounded, they can get seized. And if a cattle truck is pulled over, the driver has to have all the license and registration for each head in his truck. All inspectors (and all lawmen) would do all this work by pen and paper and big registration lookup books. It was super inefficient and generally out of date, and could not receive revenue at the point of contact My company built the systems that were all server/mobile based so law enforcement could look up records on the spot, seize cattle rustlers (yes that's still a thing😅) and take registration money on the spot from a rancher out of compliance rather than seize his cattle which is a hassle. It was probably my most fun company ever.
2024-03-15 06:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostHappy pre St. Paddy's day! Me and @lismuhree are taking some pics for you. We're so good and nice to you. You agree don't you? DONT YOU!
2024-03-15 02:43:23 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Pi Day! I made you pie. Mom pie made with love. For you. And if you need to suck on my tits with your pie, that's what moms are for.
2024-03-15 01:23:40 +0000 UTC View PostI dunno why the other moms ever challenge me? Want me to squeeze @annabellepeaches ' huge mom tits for you? She deserves it.
2024-03-14 23:48:59 +0000 UTC View PostOhh heavens. @annabellepeaches creampie got all over @tris_love and my tits! What ever shall we do. Such a mess! I don't know how we'll ever clean up this creampie!🤷🏻♀️
2024-03-14 23:38:51 +0000 UTC View Post-{Swipe Right}- Moms make the best pie, but @annabellepeaches is an actual pastry chef so naturally her pies are best. awww…Christina can’t come over tonight, she’s sick, but Lismuhree will be here Oh! Live Cam on St Paddy’s day with me and my little sister Elizabeth. More info to follow. Come and chat with us!
2024-03-14 18:36:41 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what today is, right? It's Pi day. 3.14. You must eat as much pie as your can today, ok?
2024-03-14 13:39:44 +0000 UTC View PostHump day chat. I have a charity event to go to, theme is 80's - do you like my dress? And my HR lady is excited about my new company, now I have to close some venture capital investors and get going. We'll see... By the way, on TV or on Shark Tank, it's often presented as the founder of a company begging and submitting to the investor "oh please sir, perchance shall you give me money?" But that's not how it is in real life. In real life, venture capital people - especially junior people - must maximize what's called "deal flow". They must see as many start-ups as they can, it's a core metric they're measured on, if their deal flow is low, they're fired. They must beat the street constantly looking for potential deals to invest in and get them in to the VC firm for others to look at. So they're under great pressure to hear me (or anyone with a reasonably feasible proposal) Plus, it's a conversation and a story telling. They're not going to be mean to me or grill me (like you sometimes see on shark tank). I'm telling a story of a possible future vision, and if they can see it my way - believe in my story - then the projections and financials and backup info is somewhat secondary because everyone knows that's a best guess and likely to change anyway. I'm gifting them an opportunity, I'm not subtracting their money, they know that. And I'm not faking them out with a "story". It must be believable and the best way to do that is to tell the truth. The truth sells itself. And my story is my perception of what I think the future truth is - if they believe that truth as well, they'll bet on me, not on what's in my slide deck. Anyway...just some blah blah on entrepreneurship. Is that interesting or boring?
2024-03-14 07:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post