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“You’re so cuuuute I just wanna eat you up!”

“You’re so cuuuute I just wanna eat you up!”

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Should I wear this to my conference next week? I'm gonna see..

Should I wear this to my conference next week? I'm gonna see my little pal Kevin🤭. I haven't had a boyfriend date in a looking time😅

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Just got back from the dentist. Do my teeth look ok?

Just got back from the dentist. Do my teeth look ok?

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Good morning! Welllp…it’s a Monday😅. And I got a dentist app..

Good morning! Welllp…it’s a Monday😅. And I got a dentist appt in a hour or so. I’m just settling into my work stuff, and I have to return to the outcomes of my marketing campaign I mentioned was launching about 2 weeks ago if you remember? I was all stressed to finish it and then out it went. Now the results are coming back and I need to review with my marketing team

What’s your week look like

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Back from LA! It was a long day, but lots of fun. To answer ..

Back from LA! It was a long day, but lots of fun. To answer one of the comments, it was just me and my neighbor traveling. I'm glad you liked by carousel of pictures to entertain you😅 (I use those comments to know what to take next time, I'll make some pictures Monday or Tuesday with it)

And it cracks me up when you all comment to each other in comments😂. Thst is so entertaining to me to read my comments. About punching raccoons, and hotwifing the girls here - don't come crying later if I do

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And here's some sexy pi s for you while I'm out. I know how ..

And here's some sexy pi s for you while I'm out. I know how you'll get if you don't see milfy pics😆. Are these milfy enough for you? (Swipe right). See what a good mom I am taking care of you!

Which is your favorite?

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Here's a couple from my jazz festival. It's in LA. So I flew..

Here's a couple from my jazz festival. It's in LA. So I flew down early and I'll head back to airport in about 3 hours and head back home. It's pretty nice - I came with my neighbor and she's a big lobbyist so it's other people in politics at the fancy VIP tent

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A few more. My plane is about to leave. I'll send you some p..

A few more. My plane is about to leave. I'll send you some pics from my travel! Maybe there will be boys at this event😈

(BTW, why is a Trad Wife outfit? Because it's a long gingham dress! Like a good housewife wears)

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Good morning! Off to airport. Like my Trad Wife outfit?

Good morning! Off to airport. Like my Trad Wife outfit?

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Saturday Nite chatty chat!🥰 Date night got canceled though😕...

Saturday Nite chatty chat!🥰 Date night got canceled though😕. Told you I wasn't going to get lucky...😂

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To answer my poll below, I'm a 34 F cup, or 32 double-F cup ..

To answer my poll below, I'm a 34 F cup, or 32 double-F cup (depending on the bra maker)

I think they're too big probably. Swipe right. See? Too big

(Those who guessed 34 DDD are technically correct as well. Some bra makers use DDD, some use F cup. It's the same size though)

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Some more lingerie for you! I'm going to go on a date night...

Some more lingerie for you! I'm going to go on a date night. Don't think I'll get lucky though...

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I went shopping. My daily bras are all old. Guess my size of..

I went shopping. My daily bras are all old. Guess my size of boobs? Put your guess in comments.
And which do you like? Pic 1 black, or Pic 2 black & white?

Can you just hold my boobs for me?

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Ok, governor gossip since many asked. (Dave. Katie. D-Girl. ..

Ok, governor gossip since many asked. (Dave. Katie. D-Girl. Others.😆). Governor Newsom cheats on his wives all the time. But that's pretty well known. He slept with his former Chief of Staff's wife and that ended his last marriage. Funnily enough, that first wife is now engaged to Donald Trump's son😂. (true story, Google it, I think her name is Kimberly Gilfoyle)

He cheats on his current wife, that's most of the gossip the au pairs talk about currently. Or that he does have a male au pair because his wife doesn't trust him around a female au pair. Not totally sure it's true, but they do have 1 male au pair)

Ok - is that good gossip?

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So I have that political thing tomorrow in LA. A lot of my n..

So I have that political thing tomorrow in LA. A lot of my neighbors work in politics since it's the state capitol. In fact, the governor (Newsome) lives a few blocks away. I get all the gossip from my neighbors au pairs (like a nanny), because the Governor has au pairs, and all the au pairs hang out together and go clubbing and stuff and they gossip about their families. So I hear what's up at the Newsome house from my neighbors' au pairs

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Don't disobey your mommy mistress. I hate when I have to dis..

Don't disobey your mommy mistress. I hate when I have to discipline you...but you know i will. What kind of mommy would I be if I didn't properly guide you?

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How do you like this top? This was the day I offered the poo..

How do you like this top? This was the day I offered the poolboy some cold lemonade and I talked to him about stuff, asked if he had a girlfriend, how's college going.

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Good morning! Requested: more lingerie! Ok, I have a ton. An..

Good morning! Requested: more lingerie! Ok, I have a ton. And I'll take some more new ones on monday for you. Welllp, my little monster this morning said he doesn't want to go to kick boxing. So I can't go ogle the men😞. Yes, the smell of the fighting men makes my pussy wet for sex with them🥹. It's not my fault!

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Happy friday night! Went to a bar w Mr poindexter - it's sor..

Happy friday night! Went to a bar w Mr poindexter - it's sort of an upscale bar where the douche-y older divorced people go to hook up for sex. There were some party fail girls throwing their drunnken selves on older men.

Aaaand, tomorrow kickboxing class at the MMA gym. Yeahhh...it's a nice hunting ground that maybe I could find a younger man to use for sex😅. Shhhh. (But no man there has ever even looked at me there, so I dunno. I'm not kidding when I say men NEVER come on to me. It NEVER happens. Even my husband, I had to ask him out several times before he finally went on a date w me)

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I put dinner on the table for you. Please clean your mess wh..

I put dinner on the table for you. Please clean your mess when you're finished.

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I think all men should just allow me to use them for sex. Th..

I think all men should just allow me to use them for sex. That seems reasonable, doesn't it? I don't know why you all complain and fight me on this.

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Good morning! Happy friday. Want a funny story? Comment belo..

Good morning! Happy friday. Want a funny story? Comment below asked why did the mountain bike salesman at the restaurant not say hi to me?

Because he was with his wife I assume. Basically everyone in my town knows who I am mostly, and certainly in all my neighborhoods they do. Wives DO NOT like me if they don't know me. Women are just that way. They think I'll come onto their territory and they won't be able to defend against the alpha female from taking all their stuff😆

Seriously, I once became aware of a lady at ANOTHER SCHOOL in my neighborhood - never met her, never knew her, didn't know the school, nothing, literally on the verge of tears crying to a woman friend of mine who went to that school "that Mrs Poindexter is RUINING MY MARRIAGE!!!"

Swear to god. Most bizarre thing ever🤣. Never had met her, never had met her husband, had NO CLUE who they were.

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Went to sushi for dinner. And throwback to Miss Poindexter d..

Went to sushi for dinner. And throwback to Miss Poindexter days when I used to race mountain bikes

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My mood right now... But hey! My neighbor invited me to go t..

My mood right now...
But hey! My neighbor invited me to go to some fancy political thing on Sunday. Not really my bag, but she invited me, and it's a pretty posh soireé and I like her so it should be fun just me and her

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It's quittin' time! Yeah, I need to go just lie on the couch..

It's quittin' time! Yeah, I need to go just lie on the couch with a glass of champagne or something. I'm on my own today...

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I'm actually not in a sexy mood today. I know, I know...your..

I'm actually not in a sexy mood today. I know, I know...your milfy mom is not very milfy today🫤. Just kinda overwhelmed with work. And me and mr poindexter are not getting along right now.

But if you're married, you know how that is! Not every day is paradise😆

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Me working quietly. I had marketing mtgs all morning and I h..

Me working quietly. I had marketing mtgs all morning and I have attorney mtgs all afternoon. Ugghhh....today is kinda hectic and stressful

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Requested: JOI video. I only have a couple, and I'm not a go..

Requested: JOI video. I only have a couple, and I'm not a good actress, but you can decide for yourself. Yeah? No?

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(Swipe right) For your Thursday coffee break. We have many m..

(Swipe right) For your Thursday coffee break. We have many many moms here at milf estates for you!

@cchristina.lee @elizabeth.monarch @annabellepeaches @simona04 @lismuhree

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My little sister @elizabeth.monarch (OK. I'm lying. Elizab..

My little sister @elizabeth.monarch

(OK. I'm lying. Elizabeth is just my internet sister. Although if you're new here, my real sister does appear here but it's rare)

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