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Happy New Year! Here's some of my favorite shots from the pa..

Happy New Year! Here's some of my favorite shots from the past year!

I hope y'all had a great night filled with revelry and a fun start to your new year! Mardi Gras season starts in a few days so stay tuned - laissez le bon temps roule!

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Happy New Year’s Eve! 💋Whether you’re ready to hit the town,..

Happy New Year’s Eve! 💋

Whether you’re ready to hit the town, or hanging in cozy clothes and binging your favorite tv show tonight, know that I am sincerely so appreciative of you for your kindness, support, and sharing this fun, naughty space with me.

I really do smile at your silly comments, fun naughty messages, and enjoy waking up to your kind words and generous tips. You make this a fun space and I’m grateful you come (cum?) visit my little corner of the internet for nerdy history and space facts, and indulge my sexy side.

Happy New Year and much love 💋

Pretty Sadie Reed
xoxo

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When Santa puts you on the naughty list 😈A little snippet fr..

When Santa puts you on the naughty list 😈

A little snippet from the 8+ video of me teasing myself with the toys Santa left in my stocking with strict instruction not to cum until I really couldn’t hold it anymore 🤭🥵.

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That time between Christmas and New Year’s when you’re not r..

That time between Christmas and New Year’s when you’re not really sure what day it is but does it really even matter? 🤭💋

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Merry Christmas y’all! I thought you wouldn’t mind waking up..

Merry Christmas y’all! I thought you wouldn’t mind waking up to a little post-Christmas treat! 🤤💋

The full video was sent to your inboxes! 🤭❤️‍🔥

xoxo
Pretty Sadie Reed

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Cheers & Merry Christmas to y’all 💋Wishing you a relaxing, p..

Cheers & Merry Christmas to y’all 💋
Wishing you a relaxing, peaceful, naughty holiday! 🎄😻

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Merry Christmas Eve, y’all! 😻💋🤶

Merry Christmas Eve, y’all! 😻💋🤶

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You know there really should be an industry around holiday-t..

You know there really should be an industry around holiday-themed sex toys. ❤️🤍❤️🤍

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Most of the time, when I have a little history lesson to off..

Most of the time, when I have a little history lesson to offer I just do a brief Google scholar fact check to make sure I’ve got the details right.

According to Google AI, the history of hot chocolate is from “The Middle Ages when firewood logs looked decorative and began taking on a chocolately taste.”

I can assure you that is not, in fact, where hot chocolate and its association with Christmas comes from but it was too outrageous so now you’ll just have to wonder what the actual history was.


(Okay really it’s been around forever but in Belfast in the 1800s it was sold as a hot holiday drink - bitter cocoa with milk added to sweeten the taste - as a holiday treat.)

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Now THIS is a real Christmas treat! A 1940s World War II Swe..

Now THIS is a real Christmas treat!

A 1940s World War II Sweetheart lingerie set. They’re made of silk and hand embroidered and really hard to find in wearable shape.


Typically, the stitching has come undone, or the silk has fallen apart, or they’re just in really delicate condition because they weren’t stored properly over the last 80 years.

They were made in all different vibrant colors with different cheeky sayings on them and were sent by soldiers who are stationed overseas in the Pacific Theatre home to their girlfriends.

The fact that this baby blue set fits and it’s an awesome shape it was such a treat – so enjoy the pictures as much as I enjoyed making them!

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A sensual little video of me under the tree with a POV of yo..

A sensual little video of me under the tree with a POV of you trying out 3 new toys on me from behind! 🤭🤤

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I couldn’t wait for Christmas to open a gift and boy did I p..

I couldn’t wait for Christmas to open a gift and boy did I pick the right one! Come back tomorrow for a POV video of laying back and you trying each toy on me from behind! 🤭🤤💋

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Happy Almost Mardi Gras!!Wearing a 1960s Mardi Gras “Mardi B..

Happy Almost Mardi Gras!!

Wearing a 1960s Mardi Gras “Mardi Bras” 💋

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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where..

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.“ // George Carlin 💋

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a 1950s holiday apron so I can both put some records on and ..

a 1950s holiday apron so I can both put some records on and pour drinks 🍸

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A 1970s surfer Santa bikini! I didn’t even know I needed thi..

A 1970s surfer Santa bikini! I didn’t even know I needed this in my life and I didn’t want to take it off!

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Come and trim my Christmas tree 🎄 🎶The song “Santa Baby” was..

Come and trim my Christmas tree 🎄 🎶

The song “Santa Baby” was written for Eartha Kitt in 1953, and at the time the songwriters thought it was a bust. They allegedly wrote it in 10 minutes sitting in a Manhattan apartment, before trying to move onto writing other Christmas songs to hit their music label quota. Pretty wild that now it’s one of the most famous Christmas songs all these years later!

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A quick little fun history on Christmas ornaments: fruits an..

A quick little fun history on Christmas ornaments: fruits and and nuts were traditionally used in the days of old to decorate the tree as a sign of good will for the coming spring harvest. A German glassblower down on his luck couldn’t afford fresh fruit to string, and instead made his own out of glass (how that’s cheaper I’m not sure but…) and the glass ornaments took off in popularity.

This trend continued into WW2, when an obvious stop to German imports was made. From there, ornaments made of other materials like plastics rose in popularity.

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A little fun naked interlude before trying on the rest of my..

A little fun naked interlude before trying on the rest of my big haul of Christmas lingerie! 🎄💋

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This is my baking Christmas cookies outfit. Like a regular J..

This is my baking Christmas cookies outfit. Like a regular June Cleaver!

I know Americans really cornered the market on Christmas cookies but they actually date back to the Danes from the 17th century! The association with gingerbread for the holiday supposedly comes from this Brothers’ Grimm tale of Hansel and Gretel (no joke!) and people making their own decorative festive cookies for the holiday. 🎄

For the record, I made all my own Christmas cookies one year. All different kinds. I even wore something like this while I did it. Not only is a bakery-bought better, but I was covered and flour and a skimpy outfit does not, in fact, protect your buns from a hot oven behind you! 🙃🤭

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I feel even MORE naked without a bush! 😅🤤

I feel even MORE naked without a bush! 😅🤤

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I feel like Christmas lingerie is like a whole different lev..

I feel like Christmas lingerie is like a whole different level of lingerie. Don’t bother sending your letter to Santa - I AM THE GIFT in this getup! 🎅🏼💋

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Ignore the dirty mirror!Admire my new sparkly mesh bodysuit!..

Ignore the dirty mirror!
Admire my new sparkly mesh bodysuit! ✨

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🎁🎄 Merry Christmas Season! 🎄🎁Is it giving Naughty Elf, or Na..

🎁🎄 Merry Christmas Season! 🎄🎁

Is it giving Naughty Elf, or Naughty Mrs. Claus?

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It's the last day of No-Shave November, so to end it on a fu..

It's the last day of No-Shave November, so to end it on a fun note I made a fun video in a hot shower, lathering up, and slowly shaving it all off. I even liked how slippery it felt that I figured test driving masturbating couldn't hurt 🤭

Here's a little tease! 💋

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Congrats - you survived the holiday, whether you were stuck ..

Congrats - you survived the holiday, whether you were stuck with your crazy uncle, or your crazy co-workers.

Cheers to riding out the rest of 2024 with me - it's going to be a lot of fun! 💋🤩

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Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!I'm so thankful you're here, and t..

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

I'm so thankful you're here, and that we get to have fun together on my tiny corner of the internet.

Cheers, from me to you over a warm cup of coffee, ahead of whatever today brings (be it family dynamics, or heading into work, or sitting this holiday out). Know I'm grateful for you being here. 💋

P.S. A fun fact for your back pocket: Thanksgiving was made an official holiday in 1863 following the Civil War by Abraham Lincoln, seizing the opportunity to unit a war-torn country and designating a specific day to celebrate across the nation.

xo
Pretty Sadie Reed

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A deadstock pair of sheer, black lacy panties from a no-long..

A deadstock pair of sheer, black lacy panties from a no-longer-there stripper boutique. If you visited Bourbon street in the 1970s and needed a sexy little souvenir, maybe you would've found something like this!

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