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7:00 pm

7:00 pm

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6:30

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Starting S1E8 at 6

Starting S1E8 at 6

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Happy Star Wars Saturday. I may or may not be wearing a Dart..

Happy Star Wars Saturday. I may or may not be wearing a Darth Vader onesie in this picture. Only Caca knows. Tonight-6pm PST: Clone Wars Season 1 Episodes 8 & 9 and maybe 10...we’ll see how the night goes.

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15 minutes and we start this ❤️

15 minutes and we start this ❤️

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Are your guys notifications a mess? My unread msgs number is..

Are your guys notifications a mess? My unread msgs number isn’t going down and I am not seeing new messages at all. When I send blasts it’s putting all of my messages out of order. I feel like a dick because I’m not seeing some of your messages at all. Still answering stuff from last night and I was ON all night and didn’t see these messages. 😩 Did they replace the hamster with a zombie? Is it a zombie hamster?

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Which one should we watch tonight?

Which one should we watch tonight?

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Happy 2021! Future so bright, we gotta wear shades!

Happy 2021! Future so bright, we gotta wear shades!

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Happy 2021!!!

Happy 2021!!!

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Hasta la vista 2020! Ya bitch (this is the 3rd thread. Fuck ..

Hasta la vista 2020! Ya bitch (this is the 3rd thread. Fuck it)

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It’s so fucking funny we are watching it again.

It’s so fucking funny we are watching it again.

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Last movie of 2020. I promise this one is appropriate to say..

Last movie of 2020. I promise this one is appropriate to say goodbye to this year lol. 8pm. See you soon.

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Should Onlyfans replace the hamster that runs tech support w..

Should Onlyfans replace the hamster that runs tech support with this adorable bastard in 2021?

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Good morning. Like this post if every time your allergies fl..

Good morning. Like this post if every time your allergies flair up you have anxiety about the Rona. Fuck 2020. I wanna blow it into a snot rag and flush it away. (And not turn it booger side out and rub it into my face then get corona a week later. Looking at you, Guiliani) What are you leaving behind in 2020 and what are you manifesting for 2021? I’m leaving behind back problems and allergies. I am manifesting running into Ant-Man at Target and letting him bone me in the parking lot, a pet raccoon named Rocket, buying Starbuck (Bo Katan) a mocha latte at Starbucks, and soft lips all year. Fuck chapped lips. And fricken laser beams. You know what I could do with fricken laser beams?!! Anyways...let’s enjoy the last day of the decade. ❤️

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MORNINNNGGGG! Your girl slept in late. Needed that. How are ..

MORNINNNGGGG! Your girl slept in late. Needed that. How are my favorite people on the planet today?

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Good morning! 😂 It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday. $10 cock rates..

Good morning! 😂 It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday. $10 cock rates all day. 😘

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6pm

6pm

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Someone. Get the paddles. Shock the hamster. We got movies t..

Someone. Get the paddles. Shock the hamster. We got movies to watch and smut to slang round here.

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Is the page spazzing for everyone or just me?

Is the page spazzing for everyone or just me?

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Good morning! Happy Meme & Marvel Monday. X-men Days of Futu..

Good morning! Happy Meme & Marvel Monday. X-men Days of Future Past today at 6, and meme free for all, all day. Send me all the funnies. 😘

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Gah...this is Cock Goblin discrimination. Lol...I cannot che..

Gah...this is Cock Goblin discrimination. Lol...I cannot check my DM’s or schedule content. I’m gonna call it a night guys. My back is still bugging me so I’m gonna soak in some Epsom salts and go ninight. Sweet dreams.

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OF acting a fool again...ugh

OF acting a fool again...ugh

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My OF is spazzing again. Not letting me reply to msgs 😩

My OF is spazzing again. Not letting me reply to msgs 😩

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Good morning sinners 😈

Good morning sinners 😈

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6pm. See you in a bit

6pm. See you in a bit

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Well...i cant live stream. I can do movies. And we like movi..

Well...i cant live stream. I can do movies. And we like movies round here. Here’s some stuff I’ve been wanting to watch. Which ones should we do? Open to suggestions in comments.

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My deepest apologies you guys. I have to cancel tonight. I’v..

My deepest apologies you guys. I have to cancel tonight. I’ve never had to cancel a stream before but I really hurt my back and I’m afraid of making it worse. I’m fucking bummed out. Not what I expected to happen today. 😥😭

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My messages are glitching again. I’m gonna eat some lunch an..

My messages are glitching again. I’m gonna eat some lunch and check back in a bit❤️

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Gooood morning!

Gooood morning!

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