Itβs kind of a fact. Tip this post if youβd love for me to keep your hands warm. ππ₯ Are you guys making awesome Bernie memes for me? I got some excellent submissions this morning. Keep them coming! We have a little over 5 hours β€οΈ
2021-01-25 19:40:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Itβs Meme Monday. You know what to do. Bring the funny! π Also, totally ok to tip my posts if they make you smile. π
2021-01-25 16:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, you filthy heathens! Sundays are a good time to explore the 7 deadly sins...all of my locked content today will focus on one of the deadly 7βs. I even locked them for $6.66, because the devil is in the details. Unlock all 7 and make Succubus Dylan a happy girl. As always, you can tithe directly to this post, and rest assured that your tips will be funding an excessive amount of fuckery and sin. π
2021-01-24 16:04:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Yoda best fans in da world and I luffs you. π
2021-01-23 21:03:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning nerds! Happy Star Wars Saturday π
2021-01-23 16:26:57 +0000 UTC View Post
15 minutes. See you soon! π
2021-01-23 01:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome new subscribers. Say hi in my DMβs or here. Heads up, Iβm on vacation in Florida, so Iβm sending out random content. You might get titty pics, you might get videos of me eating. (If you are into mukbang, you just reached the holy grail π) I like to have fun with my fans, and as long as you arenβt a disrespectful shitbag, my page is about to be your favorite π
2021-01-22 19:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Itβs gonna be a good day π
2021-01-22 17:38:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The interwebs do not disappoint.
2021-01-22 02:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, I am asking you to laugh at these dank ass Bernie memes.
2021-01-21 23:56:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, I am asking for boiled peanuts and tips.
2021-01-21 18:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, I am asking you to tip this post.
2021-01-21 18:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The face I make when you have boiled peanuts and a bulge in your Dickeyβs and I canβt decide what to put in my mouth first.
2021-01-21 16:52:56 +0000 UTC View PostHey, question for my fellow creators. Have you guys noticed something fishy with your earnings statements? Mine was negative $939 this morning (from what it was when I logged off last night) and I have no chargebacks. Iβm looking over everything and I have no idea wtf happened. I sent msg to support but Iβm wondering if itβs a glitch or something that happened to everyone? Anyone having a similar issue?
2021-01-20 18:30:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning. Tip this post $1 for every time Iβve made you cum. π Or laugh. Iβm multi-talented, Iβm told π
2021-01-19 17:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Jefferson CantBoardAn Airplane.
2021-01-18 23:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Well god damn it...i WAS trying to talk...fuck you OF....i am horny and tired....gonna take a looooong shower and go ninight.
2021-01-18 05:17:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Face of an angel, body built for sin. Good morning heathens. π Tithe to this post if youβd worship my heavenly body. Iβm serious. I may need bail money.π Florida got me feeling extra naughty. ππ My mom took my phone last night because the evidence was getting out of hand. π Also...this time difference is a bitch. I miss you guys!!!! Iβll pop in when I can to catch up with my favorite deviants. πβ€οΈ
2021-01-17 18:50:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Do or do not, there is no try, you piece of shit. π
2021-01-16 18:05:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! I am probably flying over Texas right now. I have content scheduled for you guys, and I will be logging on later to watch Wandavision at 6pm PST (9pm East Coast) I still have a brand new anal solo that will be sent to everyone who contributed to my goal. See you guys tonight π
2021-01-15 17:32:09 +0000 UTC View Post5 hours until we live streaaammmmmm!!!
2021-01-14 21:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostSeriously. Who ate butter sandwiches? Just me?
2021-01-14 21:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Itβs LIVE STREAM DAY! In 8.5 hours, Iβm gonna log in, turn on my camera, give you a boner and make you cum so hard you see stars. And you are gonna give me dollars to do it, because I get filthy explicit nasty when you tip me. If we time it right, we can cum together π My favorite thing to do with my deviants is make a big wet mess and ruin another iPad. ππ¦π¦ See you later. πππ
2021-01-14 17:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostI still canΓ’β¬β’t check my DMΓ’β¬β’s Γ°ΕΈΛΒ£
2021-01-14 00:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
