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Ahhhh!!! Showtime is pushed to 9:30. Sorryyyyy!!!

Ahhhh!!! Showtime is pushed to 9:30. Sorryyyyy!!!

Showtime at 9:00pm CDT tonight! You cummin’ or what?

Showtime at 9:00pm CDT tonight! You cummin’ or what?

POV: You walk in on me taking a bath, we catch up on our day..

POV: You walk in on me taking a bath, we catch up on our days, then you have me rub my little pussy and show you my most sensitive spots…

Super discounted video, because it’s Thirsty Thursday, and I’m wet from more than just the bathtub, if you catch my drift…

[10 minutes long, fully nude and very girlfriendy]

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Getting absolutely nasty with my sole sister, @thecarlotta 👣..

Getting absolutely nasty with my sole sister, @thecarlotta 👣 Moaning, grinding, sucking, and making each other squirm and writhe about in ecstasy…

One of my hottest collabs of all time. I got turned on all over again watching it 💦

[Fully nude, 6.5 minutes long, 34 pics]

Fap fap fap…

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Clean girl, dirty thoughts… 🤔💕🤤

Clean girl, dirty thoughts… 🤔💕🤤

Running late. Probably starting the show closer to 8:45pm CD..

Running late. Probably starting the show closer to 8:45pm CDT. Whatever, it’s always a lil easier to bust after sundown 💦🌅💦

Omg it’s that time again! Get ready for me to talk yer ears ..

Omg it’s that time again! Get ready for me to talk yer ears off while you crank yer yank! And who doesn’t love that? Showtime starts at 8:30pm CDT. Or maybe a bit later, because I am late for pretty much everything in life.

Will you join me for the fap fest? 💦 Or will your palms remain bone dry? 🦴

De plane, de plane. In his HONOR, I paid a visit to one of E..

De plane, de plane. In his HONOR, I paid a visit to one of Eric’s favorite angels, Air Force Amy.

I’ve never gone to such great lengths to commemorate anyone in my life, or to see a photo recreation through to completion. But it’s been 10 long years, and I wanted to make it happen for our beautiful angel 💕

Ack ack, 143 Tiny Actor 👼

Feeling a little bit shy to shoot in this! Is it acceptable?..

Feeling a little bit shy to shoot in this! Is it acceptable? 😶

Tell me exactly why I need to get out of bed?

Tell me exactly why I need to get out of bed?

Staying with my ol’ pal @thecarlotta for a few days. This is..

Staying with my ol’ pal @thecarlotta for a few days. This is a pic of us from when we first ran into each other at the Playboy mansion. Don’t we look like such sweet babies?? 😻

Early to bed, early to rise… Jk, been up all night, because ..

Early to bed, early to rise… Jk, been up all night, because I’m too excited about what’s yet to cum… ;)

So what are your thoughts on my nerd specs?

So what are your thoughts on my nerd specs?

You won’t forget to fap to me, will ya?

You won’t forget to fap to me, will ya?

Pink Pebbles, reporting for duty!

Pink Pebbles, reporting for duty!

URGENT!! **FREE stream at 9pm CDT TONIGHT!!** Why the late..

URGENT!! **FREE stream at 9pm CDT TONIGHT!!**

Why the late notice? As you may know, I’ve been caregiving for my mom since February. A tiny window popped up where I’d planned to do a work trip, so I’ve been scurrying around all week trying to prepare. **However**, a package full of costumes and *everything I need* has been sitting in a distribution center for days, and now I need to push my flights back. It may still not arrive before I go, and I’m honestly devastated. 😞

Will you please come to my show and try to lift my spirits? I honestly need about 1000 virtual hugs right now.

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Ever wanted to fuck the cute girl at the grocery store? Litt..

Ever wanted to fuck the cute girl at the grocery store? Little known fact, I used to work at Whole Foods. And you can take me home tonight, along with your artisanal chips and hummus…

Fully nude, 39 pics, USDA certified organic.

[Marking this *super* low because it’s one of my first OF sets, and I’m feeling generous. I look so cute and nervous in them, and the thought of you seeing me like that turns me on…]

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Having a beary good time 🧸

Having a beary good time 🧸

Don’t you 🎶 forget about me…

Don’t you 🎶 forget about me…

Why yes, in fact, I do live in my robe.

Why yes, in fact, I do live in my robe.

It’s raining, and I just wanna stay in and sext and have som..

It’s raining, and I just wanna stay in and sext and have some fun tonight. Wanna play? I’ll be here around 9ish, and I badly need a release…

(CDT)

My asshole looks so pretty in this set, I’m getting wet all ..

My asshole looks so pretty in this set, I’m getting wet all over again looking at it… You can actually *hear* how wet my pussy is, as I’m begging you to fuck both my holes… 🫦

*So girlfriendy. So horny. So wet.*

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**[8 minutes long + 13 photos, fully nude, pussy spreading, the works]**

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Wake up sleepyhead!

Wake up sleepyhead!

The next summer blockbuster: *The Pinkening*. Starring Haydn..

The next summer blockbuster: *The Pinkening*. Starring Haydn Porter.

*There’s no place like my holes! There’s no place like my ho..

*There’s no place like my holes! There’s no place like my holes!* Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, under dressed and oversexed. 2 videos (15 minutes) + 36 photos 🎀

[fully nude and naughty]

How much do you regret missing my show the other night? Next..

How much do you regret missing my show the other night? Next time, set a reminder, ya dummy! 😋

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I know, no one asked,..

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I know, no one asked, but here’s sexy Adam Maitland for ya. How badly do you want to fap to this model town-making flannel-loving freak?

Wooo! Showtime in less than 2 hours! It’s scheduled to start..

Wooo! Showtime in less than 2 hours! It’s scheduled to start at 8:30 CDT, but knowing me I won’t start til closer to 8:30. See you sooooon!!

My tiny pussy is so desperate to feel you. Wanna hear how we..

My tiny pussy is so desperate to feel you. Wanna hear how wet you make me?

[Legit arousal/wetness/pussy play]
[2 min masturbation video + 24 flirty naked girlfriendy pics]

My dentist loves me. And it’s not because I can open my mout..

My dentist loves me. And it’s not because I can open my mouth extra wide…