Would you like extra cream with that? 🤭
Would you like extra cream with that? 🤭
2022-05-16 00:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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Rami stealing the show once again!
Rami stealing the show once again!
2022-05-14 20:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I've never been great at following a dress code.
I've never been great at following a dress code.
2022-05-12 23:02:45 +0000 UTC View PostWednesdays are officially for 🐱
Wednesdays are officially for 🐱
2022-05-11 19:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In the spirit of Mother’s Day, I’ve decided to be a good gir..
In the spirit of Mother’s Day, I’ve decided to be a good girl for once…. How did I do?
2022-05-09 01:48:45 +0000 UTC View PostYou honestly have no idea how thrilling it was for me to be ..
You honestly have no idea how thrilling it was for me to be undressed and seduced by these 2…. Can you guess who were dressed up as? @taylorsdiary @heyitscodee
2022-05-08 03:22:41 +0000 UTC View PostWell lookie who’s finally alive again post-livestream! Hello..
Well lookie who’s finally alive again post-livestream! Hello friends! How’ve you been?
2022-05-06 22:15:20 +0000 UTC View PostDid you miss my Star Wars livestream? Check your DMs for a c..
Did you miss my Star Wars livestream? Check your DMs for a copy of my most explicit show to date. 😳 Because my phone screen is tiny, I didn’t realize how much I was showing, and I’m honestly almost too shy to share it…. But in the spirit of the holidays I’m going to be brave!! Use the force! 💦
2022-05-06 07:13:36 +0000 UTC View PostMay the 4th be with you!!! Please come nerd out with me toni..
May the 4th be with you!!! Please come nerd out with me tonight at 8pm CST for an exxxtra fun Star Wars themed livestream! You won’t wanna miss this Sith 🤓💦🪐💕👽
2022-05-04 20:03:50 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t forget about my Star Wars livestream this Wednesday! M..
Don’t forget about my Star Wars livestream this Wednesday! May the 4th at 8pm CST! I still have some more preparations to do before the show… Can you help me reach my goal? $10 - a thank you pic 📸 $20 - a sexy voice message 🗣 $40 - a naughty video 👀 $80 - all of the above, and my sincere thanks! 😽💕
2022-05-02 21:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for some steamy Star Wars goodness 💦 My sexy ..
Check your DMs for some steamy Star Wars goodness 💦 My sexy friends stripped me down and showed me a gooood time… 💕 For real though, look at my face! I’m legit thrilled to bits! 🤓 @thecarlotta @taylorsdiary @babyruthy @malloypanda @heyitscodee
2022-05-02 18:54:07 +0000 UTC View PostLittle known fact, I painted this mural in downtown Austin 👩..
Little known fact, I painted this mural in downtown Austin 👩🏻🎨
2022-05-02 01:11:35 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for my //accidentally// most explicit video y..
Check your DMs for my //accidentally// most explicit video yet! I got a little carried away on the couch and showed wayyy more than I’d intended to, but I’m feeling uncharacteristically bold and decided to share anyway.
2022-05-01 05:11:13 +0000 UTC View PostIn other news, I recently dressed up as a unicorn… 🦄✨💕
In other news, I recently dressed up as a unicorn… 🦄✨💕
2022-04-29 02:42:00 +0000 UTC View PostMay the 4th will soon be upon us, and yours truly is going t..
May the 4th will soon be upon us, and yours truly is going to do a Star Wars themed livestream :) Since this will be a midweek show, what time works best for you?
2022-04-27 01:17:32 +0000 UTC View PostOh hi there! You just gonna stare, or are you gonna come pum..
Oh hi there! You just gonna stare, or are you gonna come pump one out with me? ;p
2022-04-26 04:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone always asks “Where’s Waldo?”, but nobody ever asks ..
Everyone always asks “Where’s Waldo?”, but nobody ever asks “How’s Waldo?” 🤔❤️🤍❤️
2022-04-25 03:23:57 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know my ass is a full dress size larger than the res..
Did you know my ass is a full dress size larger than the rest of my body? I’m a small for anything else, but my butt is a solid medium! This is why you’ll almost always find me either wearing stretch pants or no pants…
2022-04-24 04:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s got a hankering for a custom video? I don’t do them ve..
Who’s got a hankering for a custom video? I don’t do them very often, but I’m all dolled up and very much in the mood 😈
2022-04-23 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostTBT to when I clicked my ruby sneakers together 3 times and ..
TBT to when I clicked my ruby sneakers together 3 times and ended up at EDC Vegas ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
2022-04-22 00:03:29 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had encountered me back when I was a barista, would y..
If you had encountered me back when I was a barista, would you have tipped me well? 🥺💕☕️
2022-04-21 01:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh hi! See anything you like? ;p
Oh hi! See anything you like? ;p
2022-04-20 03:43:17 +0000 UTC View PostMario stepping out on 🍑 (Also pretty please “like” my post!..
Mario stepping out on 🍑 (Also pretty please “like” my post! It seems silly, but these things matter!) Faaaanks! 💕
2022-04-18 22:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Easter!! 🐰 Alas, no rabbit ears over here, but the Eas..
Happy Easter!! 🐰 Alas, no rabbit ears over here, but the Easter bunny decided to hop into your DMs with sweet little treat anyway 🤤 @thecarlotta and I got a bit carried away our bubble gun, and made a reeeeeal mess all over each other 💦
2022-04-17 23:58:07 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for some ultra nerdy naked fun! 🤓 I dug up my..
Check your DMs for some ultra nerdy naked fun! 🤓 I dug up my old Halloween costumes, and @taylorsdiary and @thecarlotta were kind enough to go down the darkest dorkiest rabbit hole with me. 😈 I included a bunch of bonus pics, because we had sooo much fun shooting this together, and I wanted to share that with you 😽💕🍄
2022-04-17 02:14:16 +0000 UTC View PostBe on the lookout for some tramps on a trampoline bouncing i..
Be on the lookout for some tramps on a trampoline bouncing into your DMs.👯♀️ You mayyy have seen this set elsewhere, but you haven’t seen the one that includes my own POV videos, where I’m bouncing and shrieking with fear/delight! Yes, you can shriek for two reasons at once 😈 @thecarlotta @taylorsdiary @babyruthy @malloypanda @heyitscodee @aryastorme ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
2022-04-15 23:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostI’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning 🐕
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning 🐕
2022-04-15 03:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostI’m still alive! Just barely! Been in a major cleaning mood ..
I’m still alive! Just barely! Been in a major cleaning mood all day, and finally the end is in sight! Looking forward to getting allll these costumes organized and packed away, putting my art up on the walls, and feeling like a functional human again. Wish me luuuuck!
2022-04-14 00:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post