A stranger once told me I have “a real fat arse”. Was he rig..

A stranger once told me I have “a real fat arse”. Was he right? 😏
2025-01-20 18:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostA stranger once told me I have “a real fat arse”. Was he right? 😏
2025-01-20 18:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostThanks so much to everyone who came to my show the other night! I’ll be sending out stream rewards for everyone who tipped later today!
In the meantime, here’s a picture of Happy Ginger Haydn 🥰
Only a few more hours until the Sweet Lil Ginger Stream™️!! The fun starts at 8:30 CST.
Are you ready for the redhead!?
Sweet Lil Ginger Stream™️ this Friday night. The fun starts at 8:30pm CST.
If you haven’t already done so, pretty please take a gander at the fundraiser, so I can get all the supplies we need to have an extra fun time together… We’re so close to the goal!!
https://onlyfans.com/1487360120/thehaydnporter
Calling all ginger lovers!! This Friday, we will be dipping a toe back into the ginger lifestyle! I’m honestly nervous to say farewell to my pink hair, so the stream this Friday will be a test case, to see how we all feel about it.
Let’s hit this lil fundraiser goal so I can get supplies and a new outfit for the show! All tips will receive a heartfelt thank you, along with bonus photos, voice message, and/or video depending on how much you’re able to help 🥰
I know I’m supposed to help clean, but do you mind if we get a lil messy?
2025-01-13 14:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostDoing an extra special stream this Saturday!! Blonde, Brunette or Redhead? YOU DECIDE!! Vote now for your favorite color!
[There are technically 2 brown options, so please consider carefully before casting your vote]
I have been profoundly horny all day, and so badly need a release. Like, seriously… 🫦 Tip me $20 if you’re also in the mood and want to get started with some genuinely horny AF sexting/audio messagessssss… 🤤💕
[Also swipe to see b3wbz!!!]
How are you keeping cozy in this chilly weather?? Asking for a friend…
2025-01-07 02:14:11 +0000 UTC View PostGood mooorning!! 🥰 I can’t wait for my show tonight!! I’m doing a free stream at 8:30pm CST, will I see you there?? 💕
2025-01-04 17:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a titty bit nipply out here! How’s the weather for you? 👀
2025-01-03 17:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostWas your NYE kind of a bust? Well I wanna help you bust the RIGHT way, this Saturday night at 8:30pm CST. Are you excited, or very excited?
2025-01-03 04:32:40 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year’s, everyone!!! Stay tuned for some fun announcements later this week… 2025 is already off to a wonderful start :)))
🤫 🎆 🍆
Poll time!! Would you rather celebrate actual New Year’s Eve together, or push our naked funtimes to the weekend instead?
2024-12-29 18:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostI looove a nice lazy start to the day, don’t you? 😊
2024-12-27 21:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostHo Ho Ho!!! So excited for tonight’s Christmas stream 🎄🍆🎁 The fun starts at 9pm CST… will I see you there? 🥰
2024-12-25 23:56:56 +0000 UTC View PostMark your calendars!! Free Christmas Day stream starts at 8:30pm CST!! I’ve been very naughty, and much like a stocking, I need to be stuffed….
2024-12-24 23:11:41 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling like being a lil “ho ho ho” for you on Christmas Day… but what time should we begin the festivities? 🤔
[All times in CST]
Pink gym baby, reporting for duty!
2024-12-19 17:57:41 +0000 UTC View PostSqueaky clean and fresh as a daisy 😌💕🌼
[Don’t mind my old lady shower hat]
Lie to me and tell me I’m your very favorite? 😇💕
2024-12-17 00:34:18 +0000 UTC View Post**Naked nerd showtime at 8:30pm TONIGHT!!** Be there or be squaaaaare!!
2024-12-14 21:35:51 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: You bump into a pink-haired floozy at the King Diamond show, take her home, and have your way with her…
2024-12-14 01:45:53 +0000 UTC View PostWoooooo!!! Free stream this Saturday night!! I’m finally feeling healed up enough to do a little show, and I’m honestly so excited :))) But what time should the festivities start??
Pretty please vote and leave a ❤️, so we can spread the word (and hopefully spread something else, if you catch my drift 👀).
I’m horny af rn. Seriously. Consider this an SOS. Tip me $20 to get started on a hot night of depravity 💦
2024-12-12 00:44:42 +0000 UTC View PostHorny and lonely rn. Tip me $20 if you wanna have some funnn rn. [For real, I’m crazy horny and need a release…] 🤤
2024-12-04 23:43:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe bakery is all out of pie, and I’m in bed pouting. What ever will I do now?? 😭🥧💔
2024-11-27 17:42:48 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for cancelling my show last night. I’m having a severe allergic reaction to the glue they used in lieu of stitches during my surgery.
Why they used glue at all is beyond me, as I have a clearly documented allergy to adhesive!! I’m honestly so upset, and I’m stuck [lol] with the glue on me for at least another day. Send hugs plz.
Okay, sorry my post earlier was a little too… mustachioed. But more importantly, are you gonna cum to my show Saturday night??
Aiming to start at 7:45pm CST, but don’t hold me to it.
I lost a lover, and I lost a best friend. Good luck fappin’ to this one, boys.
Fully nude Gary love tape/babapology photoshoot + 2 videos, for your confusing masturbatory pleasure 🦷
[Swipe for a free preview, and remember to do your part, leave a ❤️!!]