### Do you ever masturbate while driving?
If so, how often?
The reason I ask is, well, because yesterday… I did. First time in 20 years actually. And of course as you may have guessed… there’s a video. Two actually. The first one I got cut off early and had to stop due to road construction. But I did get a chance to finish. Spoiler alert: I got so excited the cum just started leaking out and I couldn’t stop it from happening.
I’ve never pulled a train before, but I’m sure if I ever do… I’ll be the caboose.
2024-04-16 13:21:56 +0000 UTC View Post
### May I please borrow your handcuffs?
Found a dungeon to keep you in. Hehehe.
Stream started at 04/15/2024 01:12 pm
Monday. Wow. Monday cums fast. Faster than me.
### It’s April 15th.
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A hard hat to match my hard… hey now… When you’re going down deep, always wear the proper PPE.
2024-04-13 23:39:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Friday. You ain’t got no job. You ain’t got shit to do. I’m gonna get you high as a mother fucker.
2024-04-12 21:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post## Free Friday
I wish I had a friend who could stop by for coffee once or twice a week and suck the cum right out of me like my pump did in this video.
**_Damn I Love Friday_**
Well, here’s some fun news. I just made my first attempt at cumming on my own face. Didn’t quite get the angle right and it landed all over my chest. But the point is that I tried, and I still shot a hot load of cum all over myself. And yes. There’s a video. Maybe I’ll post it. Maybe.
2024-04-11 15:03:50 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 04/11/2024 01:23 pm
2024-04-11 13:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post
## I’m in awe.
Dear creators,
I’m in awe of the sheer confidence you radiate. It somehow seems to come pouring out of you almost naturally. Nearly precipitously. Like a dew drop on a wildflower begging to fall with unmatched grace and eloquence to ultimately succumb to gravity itself. Much like that dewdrop, I may be falling for you. And if you’re faking it? I can’t tell. Because you know, they always say fake it until you make it anyway. But I think you made it though. When I get to see you post what _you_ **want** to post, it makes me such a happy dad. Your confidence is my drug. So please keep posting what makes you happy. That’s what I want to see. You happy. Because what the world really needs right now are more guys who want to see girls happy, safe, and laughing… not sad scared and crying. You’re dynamite.
Love,
The luckiest dilf ever
## The mushrooms are popping
You want just the tip? Or the whole thing?
**_Damn I Love Fungi_** DILF
Stream started at 04/10/2024 02:05 pm
Shower thoughts. COLD HOT method. It’s a challenge. Three cups of coffee with MCT oil, a little toke? Yes please. Lot’s of thoughts coming out. But let it be heard loud and clear: Support women. Fuck the Arizona Supreme Court.
### These are feet that Jesus would love to wash.
Heading in for shower thoughts. Join me? WWJD? Maybe he’d scrub my back. Or more. Hehehe.
**_Calling all sinners. Cum to me._**
This week’s taco Tuesday food porn is dedicated one of my favorite creators Miss @lana_peaches 😘
…oddly enough wouldn’t you know, we actually had carnitas tostadas tonight. 🤣
## Whoopsy.
### Made a mess.
And it felt so good.
### I got horny after my stretches.
Couldn’t help it. Had to cum.
And you stopped in to watch.
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2024-04-08 18:05:32 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 04/08/2024 12:19 pm
Monday. Quick shower!
This was a fun day. A very fun day. :)
2024-04-08 11:50:43 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 04/07/2024 04:14 pm
Shower thoughts. My wife met my trainer today for the first time. We did a group workout at the track. It was awesome. Got our butts kicked.
Good morning. Someone is peeking out of my shorts at you.
2024-04-07 10:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post## Just a dad doing things and stuff
First time mowing this spring. As you can see it wouldn’t start. But a little starting fluid did the trick.
Stream started at 04/06/2024 06:37 pm
Just finished mowing the grass. Ate 4 hamburgers and some ramen noodles. Now shower thoughts about cumming in my wife’s pussy, tag teaming her with another man, and shaving my face. Shower thoughts is always a good time when you’re a dilf getting clean.
Throwback to pride month 2023 when I got my rainbow pedi. Maybe we should get pedis today. What do you think, should I get rainbow toenails again?
2024-04-06 13:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 04/06/2024 04:39 am
Dirty dad. Clean as a dog. I forgot my soap so I used the dog shampoo. Again. That’s twice today. lol. 🐶
Stream started at 04/05/2024 01:10 pm
2024-04-05 13:16:12 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a fun clip of me enjoying a nice hot soak in the tub today. You could tip $10 under this post to see the full 3 minutes or spend your money wisely and subscribe to my vip page for the same price… and watch all my videos.
2024-04-04 23:27:49 +0000 UTC View Post
