Okayyyy first post with wish list items. This is little lace up undies. I dunno what to call them but they are TIGHT. And a big ole dick pouch.
Also I forget who bought me these. Dm me with the screenshot if it was you!
Sorry I've been busy. Some of the wish list stuff came in so I'll try to get that up asap. Heading to Miami tomorrow so working on my glutes tonight
2025-02-11 22:45:40 +0000 UTC View PostAmazon wish list is live. Check my profile.
2025-02-05 16:24:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry fellas I've already got a man in my life
2025-02-03 17:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Speedo yoga! Whorrior 1. Downward doggy. Hoebra. All your favorite poses. If this does well enough I'll make a video of me getting sweaty on the mat
2025-01-30 01:18:25 +0000 UTC View PostA little lower angle on my squats. Thigh day for the boys
2025-01-28 22:56:47 +0000 UTC View PostI think I asked this before, but I am putting together a wishlist. If you buy something for me off of it I will put up a set of pics in it and send all of them to you directly. Let me know what should go on it! I already have a tiny speedo and wrestling singlet. What else?
2025-01-21 15:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Come join me in the sauna?
Plus a bonus butt pic on a cold river
Ok enough charity. Back to basics. And by that I mean butts. I try on 4 different undies with butt close ups. Tell me which is your favorite!
2025-01-17 22:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A little something different today. Here's a few from the archives I'm putting up for free. If you would have paid for these, send that money instead to cafirefoundation.org to support those impacted by the fires in LA. And if you wouldn't have paid, send money anyways. Use your horniness for good!
2025-01-13 18:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostEvery once in a while I do upper body
2025-01-07 20:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So much for dry January. Come have a stiff one with me!
2025-01-05 20:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy new years everyone. Thanks for the support and looking forward to big things in 2025
2024-12-31 14:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I know most yall don't like pussy so I included a little extra to sweeten this shot
2024-12-29 21:25:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope yall had a merry Christmas and got some nice presents
2024-12-26 20:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
** REPOST **
Putting up last years Christmas pic of me keeping my candy cane up for a nice window pic.
A little Christmas cheer to help roast your chestnuts.
2024-12-20 19:42:28 +0000 UTC View PostHad to repost this since OF said I had other people in the video since the backs of peoples heads were in it which makes sense cuz sometimes thats all you see of someone hehe. anyways here is the full body version of the joke I posted this week, with my dangly bits blurred. Had to zoom in a little, sorry for my quads fans.
If you already purchased this post and want it back, please DM me and I will send it to you!
I got some pro shots done by a fantastic photographer. Here is a preview shot in a slinky silk robe on the couch
2024-12-13 19:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a few cute pics of me bein a scamp
2024-12-12 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostA fun lil vid I made about everyone's favorite assassin
2024-12-09 21:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostApologies to anyone I may have confused
2024-12-03 20:46:55 +0000 UTC View Post
So glad to see so many new faces here. Thanks for subbing, here's some new pics from my shows last week. If you enjoy what I do and want to see me live, sign up for my email list at martycunniecomedy.com/contact to see when I'm touring. And the more people I see in an area on my email list the more likely I am to go there on tour!
2024-12-01 16:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostIgnore how distorted the previews look. The videos are normal. Here is another joke from the naked show. Same thing, the the package is blurred but you still might enjoy
2024-11-29 19:08:32 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend who took these told me they look like an ad for Prep
2024-11-26 16:53:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Big things coming up. Took some photos with a pro. Those will be available soon. In the meantime here I am getting dressed. Or undressed. Up to you
2024-11-25 21:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostSunday squats. Required to keep the booty poppin
2024-11-18 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Me about to watch a very artsy film (Jackass re release)
2024-11-11 21:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post