new year but still yours ♥️
new year but still yours ♥️
2022-01-03 03:32:06 +0000 UTC View Post
2022 is the year you make me squirt 💦
2022-01-02 03:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm prescribing titties for your hangover
2022-01-01 15:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
my NYE resolution is to let you turn me out 🍾
2022-01-01 04:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
covid and flue roll call 🤒 orgasms clear the sinuses (I'm not fucking with you, look it up 👀)
2021-12-31 15:12:51 +0000 UTC View Post
the CDC just announced that the booster shot can now be taken orally (as long as its my mouth)
2021-12-31 03:10:19 +0000 UTC View Post
trying to read more in 2022 💜 send recs
2021-12-30 01:51:13 +0000 UTC View Post
give me your best NYE pickup lines
2021-12-29 02:31:36 +0000 UTC View Post
is it still xmas if I still have gifts for you?
2021-12-27 03:44:23 +0000 UTC View Post
what toy should I buy myself for xmas 👀
2021-12-25 22:04:51 +0000 UTC View Post
whoever can make a sexual pun about eggnog gets 10 points
2021-12-25 04:11:22 +0000 UTC View Post
christmas tree in the streets hoe hoe hoe in the sheets
2021-12-24 03:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
gingers are santas favorites ♥️
2021-12-24 00:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post
ISO somebody to watch die hard with and eat raw cookie dough
2021-12-23 03:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
hmu with your holiday plans ♥️ im curious
2021-12-21 15:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post
what do you think my alter ego's into 👀
2021-12-21 02:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
what kind of girlfriend you think I am?
2021-12-20 00:12:41 +0000 UTC View Post
life hack: ass distracts from a messy room
2021-12-19 04:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
wake and bake hits different after you 💦
2021-12-18 16:03:56 +0000 UTC View Post
ok but what do you think you could do to make it arch like that?
2021-12-18 01:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
morning ♥️ this girl runs on dick pics and breakfast burritos
2021-12-17 17:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post
this is the outfit im meeting your mom in
2021-12-16 05:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post