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I’m not intimidating—you’re just too small-dicked to keep up..

I’m not intimidating—you’re just too small-dicked to keep up.

Bend over. I’m about to rewrite the entire meaning of contro..

Bend over. I’m about to rewrite the entire meaning of control.

Your size wouldn’t even merit a subplot in my epic.

Your size wouldn’t even merit a subplot in my epic.

Come to me, sweet boy. Let me guide you and show you how to ..

Come to me, sweet boy. Let me guide you and show you how to be the best version of yourself.

Someone said confidence? Well, here I am!

Someone said confidence? Well, here I am!

You’d want that you could paint these toes like a da Vinci w..

You’d want that you could paint these toes like a da Vinci would paint but they’re already priceless.

Your size? Let’s just say it’s more Kafka than Tolstoy: shor..

Your size? Let’s just say it’s more Kafka than Tolstoy: shorter and finishes quicker.

Kneel, darling. Your free will is like a comma in a Hemingwa..

Kneel, darling. Your free will is like a comma in a Hemingway novel—unnecessary.

I’m the ‘girlboss’ the memes warned you about. Stay scared.

I’m the ‘girlboss’ the memes warned you about. Stay scared.

I don’t just take control—I build empires while you watch.

I don’t just take control—I build empires while you watch.

Your size? ‘404: Masculinity Not Found.’

Your size? ‘404: Masculinity Not Found.’

Why resist when we both know I always win? Let’s save time.

Why resist when we both know I always win? Let’s save time.

POV: You thought you were in charge. Plot twist—I’m running ..

POV: You thought you were in charge. Plot twist—I’m running the show.

If I ghosted you, would you?

If I ghosted you, would you?

Even when I’m soft, I’m still stronger than you’ll ever be.

Even when I’m soft, I’m still stronger than you’ll ever be.

My soles could walk all over your dreams, and you’d thank me..

My soles could walk all over your dreams, and you’d thank me.

Confidence: I have it. You? Well, at least you have me to lo..

Confidence: I have it. You? Well, at least you have me to look at.

Tonight, I’m the CO-founder and CEO of your pleasure—and you..

Tonight, I’m the CO-founder and CEO of your pleasure—and you’re an unpaid intern.

Shh, darling. I’ll take care of you... but on my terms. You ..

Shh, darling. I’ll take care of you... but on my terms. You will need to bend over now!

Babes, your size is so small, it’s practically in beta testi..

Babes, your size is so small, it’s practically in beta testing.

Your free trial of disobedience has ended. Pay up now—your c..

Your free trial of disobedience has ended. Pay up now—your currency is your submission.

I’m the boss fight you’ll never beat. You're cute when you'r..

I’m the boss fight you’ll never beat. You're cute when you're though.

Who is more sexy than me?

Who is more sexy than me?

My feet are the ‘It Girl’ of your fantasies—stay obsessed.

My feet are the ‘It Girl’ of your fantasies—stay obsessed.

I thought you understood the assignment, but you’re still fi..

I thought you understood the assignment, but you’re still figuring out how to submit it.

Bend over. I’m about to show you why they call me the plot t..

Bend over. I’m about to show you why they call me the plot twist.

You’re not a main character, babe—you’re an extra in my stor..

You’re not a main character, babe—you’re an extra in my story.

Bow lower. My heels deserve more respect than you do.

Bow lower. My heels deserve more respect than you do.

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