I'm not dating anymore until God himself sits down and says "my homegirl is trying to talk to you" Well maybe I will reconsider if @dally_baby hits me up. 😉
2024-01-17 01:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I got some pussy so good last night that I almost fucked up and went home and told my girlfriend about it. 🤣
2024-01-16 15:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste
2024-01-16 00:29:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt's officially been 24 hrs. If you want to know since what ask @lud0vicaxxx 🕘
2024-01-15 02:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A little cock for you this morning
2024-01-13 12:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I am NOT going to tell you who owns this notebook. But on the pages is the greatest gift a person can give another. LOVE. she is learning English because my Spanish is so bad we can't communicate properly. I am shook. Greatest gift ever. NO les voy a decir quién es el dueño de este cuaderno. Pero en las páginas está el regalo más grande que una persona puede hacer a otra. AMAR. ella está aprendiendo inglés porque mi español es tan malo que no podemos comunicarnos adecuadamente. Estoy conmocionado. El mejor regalo jamás
2024-01-12 02:08:34 +0000 UTC View Post@redheadedvixen36free is the page for you. Sexy redhead ✅️ Fire content ✅️ Great sense of humor ✅️ Questionable choice in friends (me) ✅️✅️✅️ Don't wait act fast.
2024-01-11 18:07:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Congratulations to @kloutkiki for her AVN nomination. Fingers crossed for your win.
2024-01-10 13:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a THREE WAY tonight !!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!
2024-01-09 02:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
@dallybaby over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower. Next time you take one you should bring me to be safe
2024-01-08 17:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom!
2024-01-08 11:12:38 +0000 UTC View Post
@saucysasha96 I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Fans, add her to your follow list today. Smart. Sexy. Sassy and does customs like no other.
I never thought I'd be the type of person who would one day get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
2024-01-07 12:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder shakes his head and whispers WTF are you up to now?
2024-01-07 07:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
@lud0vicaxxx If I were you, I’d have sex with me 😉😘
2024-01-07 03:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
@blueberry_juice I wish you were a drum so I could bang you all day.
2024-01-06 22:37:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Sex is like a burrito, don't unwrap or that baby's in your lap. Happy Saturday folks
2024-01-06 12:35:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Why was the scarf considered the best comedian? Because it always knows how to “warm up” a crowd! Not the best joke but it keeps me warm. Stay toasty my friends. Happy weekend.
2024-01-05 13:16:36 +0000 UTC View Post
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? 🤣
2024-01-05 11:27:45 +0000 UTC View Post
@u1cutebabe is a Southern delight. Shes a creator from my personal stash of friends. You want a custom? Ask. You want firty talk? Ask. You want a free nude? Tell her you are my friend. She'll probably tell you to fuck off but it's worth a try. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 go visit her to find out.
2024-01-05 01:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette, stretches, and says, “That was incredible!” The egg crosses its arms, gets angry, and mutters, “Well, I guess we’ve answered that question.”
2024-01-04 06:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Women who wear black lead colorful lives. @kloutkiki leads the most colorful of all. Glad to spend some time with her to start my 2024 off right.
2024-01-03 17:05:38 +0000 UTC View Post
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2024-01-03 08:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There has been an influx of new fans on my page thanks to a recent post on a friend's page. 1. Thanks for the follow stick around and see who is posted next. 2. I got your questions but a Gentlemen never tells. 3. Lucky for you I'M no Gentleman. 🤣
2024-01-02 21:22:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off two inches for anyone.”
2024-01-02 11:45:18 +0000 UTC View Post
2024 is off to a great start. Thanks for swinging through town @kloutkiki
2024-01-02 01:14:57 +0000 UTC View Post
@lud0vicaxxx something tells me that 2024 is going to be your year. Good health, prosperity for you and lots of sexy photos for your fans. Who knows, maybe even a collab with some lucky joke teller 😉. I heard he likes the idea. Fans, go check her out. I have. algo me dice que 2024 va a ser tu año. Buena salud, prosperidad para ti y muchas fotos sexys para tus fans. Quién sabe, tal vez incluso una colaboración con algún contador de chistes de la suerte 😉. He oído que le gusta la idea. Fanáticos, vayan a verla. Tengo.
2024-01-01 17:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
May 2024 bring you joy, laughter, and countless moments of shared happiness with friends and family. Also dirty jokes, more dirty jokes for 24. @madisynevans @curvyqueengem this first joke is for you after your no shaving months... A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her man and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.” He responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.” 🤣
2024-01-01 10:38:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Day 31 is here and instead of a new ⭐️ I thought I'd remind you of all the ones I have featured this month 1 last time. Make it your new years resolution to follow these great creators. Click all the way back to December 1st and follow them all.
2023-12-31 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post