I also love milkies.Please note the only time one should be ..
I also love milkies.
Please note the only time one should be drinking from the milk container is the very last cup.
Note the bubbles. 😶
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Slowly kissing down my thighAnd you begin to ask whyThe face..
Slowly kissing down my thigh
And you begin to ask why
The faces on my hose
Are making such a pose.
I sigh and tell you why
As I lead you to the door. Bye. 😂
A sexy blue set from Patrick. Patrick can you please message me. I need to send you the try on haul from your gifts! ❤️
Did you know the Queen of the Night only blooms for a few ho..
Did you know the Queen of the Night only blooms for a few hours. Care to watch me open up?
2024-10-17 11:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post‼️24 HOUR FLASH SALE‼️This is the first time I have ever off..
‼️24 HOUR FLASH SALE‼️
This is the first time I have ever offered this:
Naked Dildo Riding Dick Rating
Tip $50 within the next 24 hours, send me a few dick Pics/ vids and you’ll get your custom dick riding dick rating riding a dick roughly the size I see 😈
Think I can handle it or are you going to stretch me out?
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We are going to do a deep ..
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We are going to do a deep dive into which homestead setup would be ideal.
2024-10-14 03:36:27 +0000 UTC View PostThank FUCKING GOD it is finally Friday. I am already looking..
Thank FUCKING GOD it is finally Friday. I am already looking forward to sleep tonight.
I got home last night at 4 am from driving up and down the coast to drop off supplies to hurricane victims. We dropped of 8 cases of MRE’s, cases of water, kids toys and over 300 pieces of clothing for children and adults.
I helped pack up my MIL and evacuate , dropped supplies off to my sister and her roommates, and then made the 20+ hour drive back.
A bitch is exhausted.
I got some GORGEOUS wish list surprises literally the day I left and while I was gone.
Ohhhhh Patrickkkkkkkkk…. You are going to have some delicious surprises
I’m your sleep paralysis demon. Wake upppppp. It’s time for ..
I’m your sleep paralysis demon.
Wake upppppp. It’s time for some fun. 😈
‼️1:1 LIVE RAFFLE‼️Every month, there will be a raffle for a..
‼️1:1 LIVE RAFFLE‼️
Every month, there will be a raffle for a 1:1 live session for 1 whole hour, 30 mins and 15 mins.
Three lucky winners will have me all to themselves ❤️
How to enter:
Tip $20 on this post for a “ticket” (or send a tip in a message with RAFFLE as the header if you are uncomfortable with your name being seen).
1 ticket= $20
Every ticket increases your chances of winning and I will do the drawing on Live so you know there is no funny business. The live will be done the last week of the month. The winners will have 7 days from the time of the drawing to schedule their live session with me.
I cannot wait to get to know you all a little more.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
🪭pre mommy makeover content🪭Don’t be mad, okay? I was playin..
🪭pre mommy makeover content🪭
Don’t be mad, okay?
I was playing a game on your XBOX and found this really neat toggle stick in your drawer.
It looked like a wand from Kingdom Hearts 🪄 and I wanted to see if it would work on me. 😈
Gooooood morning ❤️I left a pretty little package in your in..
Gooooood morning ❤️
I left a pretty little package in your inbox ❤️😘
Military Mommy MondayThe sexiest pinup set I have ever sent ..
Military Mommy Monday
The sexiest pinup set I have ever sent to anyone and you missed the message, didn’t you?
I want make sure you get your fill of me while you imagine filling me with one of these sexy vintage style shots.
Can you imagine me on the side of a B-29?
What would the slogan be?
Which one did it for you?
Can I sit pretty for you while you use me to make you week e..
Can I sit pretty for you while you use me to make you week end on a good note?
2024-09-30 00:12:18 +0000 UTC View PostRed lips and a slick back bunRed lips and a slick back bun. ..
Red lips and a slick back bun
Red lips and a slick back bun.
9+ minutes of me sitting pretty and posing for you to get me in the angle you like best. And then I let you watch me fuck myself from the back with the best views of my pretty little butthole.
Cum watch me from any angle.
Wanna know how I get my creases so sharp? I make my own conc..
Wanna know how I get my creases so sharp?
I make my own concocktion for the most organic starch ever.
Watch for the recipe 😈
Want a chance to win a 1:1 live for an hour?
Want a chance to win a 1:1 live for an hour?
2024-09-24 12:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am back in the office today answering messages with my VIP..
I am back in the office today answering messages with my VIP’s.
Thank you for giving me the space and time to grieve the loss of my best girl, Domino.
I had talked to my MIL and she said the smallest thing could make you start crying after she is gone. And it has been exactly that.
That was my Rita’s bed by the back door. It had been raining, so we put a towel down for our other doggo so we could dry her off.
Daddy was cleaning the windows yesterday while I was inside doing Mom things. He had balled that towel up and tossed it into the bed, he doesn’t even remember doing it, to open the doors and clean inside and outside.
I was walking by and instinctively, because I saw a black mass huddled up, I went to go pet her and realized it was a towel when the awareness hit.
I sat down and started petting that black towel and cried for longer than I care to admit.
So, thank you for being patient. ❤️
DM me your favorite fantasy. Let me help make your fantasy c..
DM me your favorite fantasy.
Let me help make your fantasy cum true.
Protein is the most important meal of the day.Give me your b..
Protein is the most important meal of the day.
Give me your biggest load.
‼️Flash Sale‼️Tip $10 for a "Never Before Released" BundleMa..
‼️Flash Sale‼️
Tip $10 for a "Never Before Released" Bundle
May the odds be ever in your favor
A Monday Bundle to let me suck you through the help. Wait. ..
A Monday Bundle to let me suck you through the help.
Wait. No.
Help you through the suck.
Do you like feet, ass, titties and ahegao?
Watch me fuck my favorite dildo as it mounted to the side of the tub. Watch me straddle and start bouncing my juicy ass reverse cowgirl.
My pussy was so hungry for cock, there was a deluge before I even started fucking myself (You can see my cum on my ass). I fuck the dildo fast and faster. Do you think you would last?
I also added an Amazonian dildo fuck snippet and 10 pics/ vids of my FAVORITE titty pictures.
Which one is your favorite?
Eat me to make you bigger. Oh wait. Wrong one.
Eat me to make you bigger.
Oh wait. Wrong one.
‼️FLASH SALE‼️ Flash Em’ Friday. Flash them if you got them..
‼️FLASH SALE‼️
Flash Em’ Friday. Flash them if you got them. And I finally got them. 😈
9+ minutes of sitting, standing, bouncing, squeezing and shaking my new toys as my muscular thighs flexing from jumping and bouncing.
The facial expressions are nearly as good as the goodies. The contemplation, concentration, and celebration are all READ-able. Even if you’re illiterate.
What was your favorite position?
She’s not as innocent as we are led to believe. 7 men. One..
She’s not as innocent as we are led to believe.
7 men. One house. A luteal phase once a month.
Check your inbox for the real story.
You think she ever did anything with them? 😈 Well, Once U..
You think she ever did anything with them?
😈
Well, Once Upon a Time, there lived seven men and a woman in one house. The men were late cumming home from work and the woman was often very sad and very lonely. Until she discovered her clitoris and a camera.
She was never lonely again.
Titty, Johnny Cash and a very humble apology. My body is t..
Titty, Johnny Cash and a very humble apology.
My body is telling me I need a break today. I was going to get on and completely blow your minds with my anal expertise… but as the evening has progressed, so has the stuffy/puffiness.
I’m sorry, but I fear I must cancel the stream this evening.
I am going to be sending out customs and the live from last night. I hope to see you next Thursday/Friday/Saturday. ❤️
Can you believe it’s Friday already? I want to treat you fo..
Can you believe it’s Friday already?
I want to treat you for getting through this week.
Will I see you on my VIP page tonight?
POV: we are in the SDI house. You just came in and look up j..
POV: we are in the SDI house. You just came in and look up just as you hear me say, “Can you help me untie this?”
What’s your response?
Unlock the bundle to find out how the conversation went.
P.S. there is a surprise for the anime/ahegao lovers in here 😊
It’s maxed out. The amount of items I can upload in one post..
It’s maxed out. The amount of items I can upload in one post. 40 pics and videos of petty hormones between me and Mom.
She won’t give me money to wax and it is SO embarrassing being a cheerleader and having this bush. 😔
So, in an act of petty rage, here are some cute/sexy/naughty and orgasmic so I can pay to get laser hair removal.
Mom can’t get mad at me for shaving if I am not shaving. 😈