eladarling posts

Why??? I have no idea. I was talking to a good buddy and rol..

Why??? I have no idea. I was talking to a good buddy and rolling around on the floor so I took photos of it.

2021-07-27 14:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Official vlog recounting the most badass rockstar birthday o..

Official vlog recounting the most badass rockstar birthday of my life. The video ran a little long, but there was so much more to share. If I get consent from the other OF babes who attended, I'll share cute pics with my friends soon too!

2021-07-27 04:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post

It's been a whirlwind of a day, after an amazing weekend. Pl..

It's been a whirlwind of a day, after an amazing weekend. Please enjoy these titties from my desk as I try to catch up on life.

2021-07-26 20:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Hyp-notizing power, crushing all that cower 🔋😘

Hyp-notizing power, crushing all that cower 🔋😘

2021-07-26 13:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post

A necessary wind down from a weekend of absolute excellence

A necessary wind down from a weekend of absolute excellence

2021-07-26 01:43:15 +0000 UTC View Post

The pool sharks will never tell you this, but the secret way..

The pool sharks will never tell you this, but the secret way to win any game of billiards is to just put your pussy right on the pool table. Game over, you'll win every time.

2021-07-25 20:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Pristine pussy party!

Pristine pussy party!

2021-07-25 16:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Birthday Princess last night. I have cute pics with some oth..

Birthday Princess last night. I have cute pics with some other OF babes from the bar, but I need to make sure they are cool with me posting! Vlog coming soon!

2021-07-25 00:46:03 +0000 UTC View Post

My birthday was fucking LIT. I ended the night at a strip cl..

My birthday was fucking LIT. I ended the night at a strip club called The Landing Strip. The manager came over to our table and asked if they could shout me out on the PA. I thought I was in trouble or something at first, but they talked me up between acts all night. Dancers came out with Happy Birthday banners and birthday cake and it was so fucking cool and wonderful!

2021-07-24 16:17:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Birthday girl on the way to be the most extra diva tonight. ..

Birthday girl on the way to be the most extra diva tonight. I'll sneak off and shoot Piña Colada fueled naughty pics in the bathroom when I'm out tonight 😘 Show me some birthday love!

2021-07-23 21:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Birthday to Me! I'll post cute birthday pics later. Fo..

Happy Birthday to Me! I'll post cute birthday pics later. For now, here is a short video of me trimming some floor boards with a circular saw, cause I know some of you are nasty like that.

2021-07-23 16:21:58 +0000 UTC View Post

The last titties of [34] my second time being 28 years old. ..

The last titties of [34] my second time being 28 years old. Thanks for being here, sweet angle darlings 💖💕💖

2021-07-23 03:45:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Laying wood 😘 just some casual afternoon flooring

Laying wood 😘 just some casual afternoon flooring

2021-07-22 20:32:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling better and back on my bullshit!

Feeling better and back on my bullshit!

2021-07-22 16:59:51 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm almost feeling better, so I shot a vlog for you! -birthd..

I'm almost feeling better, so I shot a vlog for you! -birthday requests! -thanks for helping me supply socks to the unhoused in ATX! -I'm legit so tired I am gonna crash out now as soon as the video is done uploading

2021-07-22 02:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's another throwback photo as my head drifts on a cloud ..

Here's another throwback photo as my head drifts on a cloud of cough medicine. This is from the first VR shoot I ever did and it kicked off my career in VR Porn and Technology in general. If I hadn't done this shoot, I would have never learned to code or build arduino robots or do 3D modeling or any of that cool nerdy shit!

2021-07-21 20:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's another throwback to one of my favorite porn scenes, ..

Here's another throwback to one of my favorite porn scenes, from a series of hot cinematic lesbian porn called Hotel, directed by my Fairy Porn Mother, Jincey Lumpkin. I felt so glamorous on her sets.

2021-07-21 17:08:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Did I post this cute pool bungalow pic yet?

Did I post this cute pool bungalow pic yet?

2021-07-20 15:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Alien Babe on one of her last visits to observe a star that'..

Alien Babe on one of her last visits to observe a star that's about to go supernova. But this platform gets it without censored nipples.

2021-07-20 01:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm still feeling cruddy today and hoping I feel better by m..

I'm still feeling cruddy today and hoping I feel better by my birthday, so I'm going to post some cool throwback photos until I feel better. This one was from the time I was interviewed for Rolling Stone.

2021-07-19 18:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Epsom salt bath with bubbles for these sweet soles 👣

Epsom salt bath with bubbles for these sweet soles 👣

2021-07-19 15:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Send me some love, I'm home sick on the couch today and bein..

Send me some love, I'm home sick on the couch today and being a huge wuss about it

2021-07-18 20:14:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Today i will be a responsible adult, I've decided.

Today i will be a responsible adult, I've decided.

2021-07-18 17:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Domme atomic particles

Domme atomic particles

2021-07-17 21:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm your perfect little disaster! I woke up this morning wit..

I'm your perfect little disaster! I woke up this morning with unexplained bruises and scrapes on my shin, I couldn't locate my contact lenses, and i lost my vape, but I did make out with a girl last night, before promptly putting her in an uber home.

2021-07-17 18:35:15 +0000 UTC View Post