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Baby Oil Part 2 👄🫧… 🐱 fully nude 🐱 (Honestly, I should ow..

Baby Oil Part 2 👄🫧… 🐱 *fully nude* 🐱 (Honestly, I should own stock in Johnson & Johnson at this point).

2022-12-22 02:33:40 +0000 UTC View Post

What could be better than seeing me oiled up in a bath? 🧴💦..

*What could be better than seeing me oiled up in a bath?* 🧴💦 Seeing me oiled up in a bath, WHILST supporting a good cause! ➡️ 50% of the proceeds of this post will be going to the Open Arms Food Pantry of Jacksboro, Tennessee… The good people at Open Arms feed between 1800-2000 people monthly; their goal is to make sure nobody in Campbell County, TN suffers from hunger. (And a quick shout out to Connie, one of OA's volunteers, who’s commitment to helping others inspired this fundraiser.) Thank you in advance to all who participate! ♥️ To learn more: https://openarmsfoodpantry.com/

2022-12-19 02:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Last one is a new view of an old friend (🐱)… Namaste 💕

Last one is a new view of an old friend (🐱)… Namaste 💕

2022-12-15 03:37:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Some free throwback lewds… nothing fancy, but should hold yo..

Some free throwback lewds… nothing fancy, but should hold you over until 👀 the good stuff 👀 (coming on Wednesday). 😌💋

2022-12-13 01:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post

You’ve walked in on me getting ready… Now what? 👀🫦 *(fully n..

You’ve walked in on me getting ready… Now what? 👀🫦 *(fully nude/heels)*

2022-12-09 02:47:42 +0000 UTC View Post

8 photo set of me in thigh highs, including 2 bent over… A f..

8 photo set of me in thigh highs, including 2 bent over… A fine way to start your week.

2022-12-06 03:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Putting the “rise” in Rise & Shine, if you know what I mean…..

Putting the “rise” in Rise & Shine, if you know what I mean… 🌞🪵 *(fully nude)*

2022-12-02 11:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post

9 photo Thanksgiving set… Yes, my fortune cookie is in it an..

9 photo Thanksgiving set… Yes, my fortune cookie is in it and no, I didn’t actually make that pie (Though I do make an incredible Buffalo Chicken Dip, just FYI) 🧡🧡

2022-11-28 03:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post

I’ve been afraid to post these past few days, after finding ..

I’ve been afraid to post these past few days, after finding out from one of my fans that my content is being stolen and resold/shared (both on another platform and in a group chat). I know it might seem harmless to buy a post and then share it with your friends, but this is my only source of income now and it’s negatively affecting my livelihood. Starting an OnlyFans hasn’t been easy... Have I been making money? Yes. Do I enjoy what I’m trying to create here? Yes. BUT, it has also cost me my relationship with family members and friends, it can be financially stressful (as the income is not stable and I no longer have the health benefits/safety net of my corporate job) and it’s a decision that will affect me for the rest of my life (i.e. future jobs, future relationships, etc). *I’m not asking anyone to feel bad for me, as I willingly signed up for this... All I’m asking is to be given the respect of not sharing my content, so that I can be compensated for my work and make a decent living.* I’m willing to let bygones be bygones, but from now on… If you see my content being shared on another platform OR if someone offers to send it to you for free, I would really appreciate you reporting it and/or letting me know. Thanks so much and I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. ❤️ xoxo, Bri

2022-11-25 19:16:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Did a little photo shoot this weekend and have some really g..

Did a little photo shoot this weekend and have some really good sets coming… In the meantime, here’s a quick Golden Hour selfie (where my 🐱 bears a striking resemblance to a fortune cookie)… Happy Monday. 🥠🌞

2022-11-21 12:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post

UFC 281: A Fish-Hooking Spectacular! Adesanya v. Pereira: ..

UFC 281: A Fish-Hooking Spectacular! Adesanya v. Pereira: Put Pereira alongside Jesus and Jon Snow, on the list of all-time incredible resurrections… If the fight weren’t being filmed from every angle, I would have thought Pereira’s corner injected him with PCP ahead of the fifth round. And speaking of Jesus, one must wonder if he was at the Garden rooting for Pereira, given the ending of Round 1 (It is my firm belief that, had the bell not rung at that exact moment, Pereira would have been on the ground seconds later… divine timing AF). Izzy was the clear winner heading into the final round, but Pereira went full Pet Semetary, having come back to life with an almost demonic fervor and unloaded onto Izzy, who was surprised and disoriented (as was every other carbon-based life form that was watching). Marc Goddard stopped the fight, which (naturally) fired up the “iT’S a ViOLeNt sPoRT” crowd, who aren’t happy unless we’re tripling the CTE rates at every event… PS: It’s worth noting that Izzy himself later agreed with the stoppage... He was very humble in defeat and I give him mad props for showing up to the post-fight press conference looking like Sean Combs (specifically in the “Puff Daddy” era)... Esparza v. Zhang: I don’t have much to say about this one, other than Zhang is an absolute badass and US diplomatic relations with China MUST remain cordial, if for no other reason than we need to keep her in the fold.. Poirier v. Chandler: As many of you know, Sweet Dusty is one of my favorite fighters and I still have a tinge of PTSD from watching him lose to Oliveira in Vegas last year (the event that was also the precursor to one of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had in my life… a rough night for all involved). Seeing him get the win last night gave me the same feeling I get when Forrest reunites with Jenny at the Washington DC reflecting pool… Pure bliss after a period of loneliness and uncertainty. Though, I am not too biased to acknowledge that Chandler gave him a run for his money, especially in Round 2. There was some controversy over “fish-hooking” (which I mistakenly thought was a term exclusively reserved for porn); Chandler maintains it was an accident, but I’m not sure I buy that… An eye poke is one thing, but aggressively fingering someone’s mouthhole requires some level of intent. While I frown upon such actions in the Octagon, I am open to it in the bedroom… KIDDING! (I’m too injury-prone.) Edgar v. Gutierrez: I think I speak for all fight fans when I say watching Frankie go out like that is like watching someone beat the shit out of Air Bud… Alas, not every legend can get the fairytale ending, no matter how much they deserve it. On the one hand, you wish he hung it up a little sooner and went out on top; on the other hand, you respect and love him for giving every last ounce of himself to this sport. I think the wise sage, Ariel Helwani, said/tweeted it best; “The Answer deserved better. F'n hell. Erase that and remember UFC 112, 118, 125, 136 instead”. H-ooker v. Puellas: Admittedly, I was behind on content this weekend and was busy banking some nudes during this fight… Glad to see Dan get the win, though! Stray Observations: KIDS, WE’RE GOING TO AFRICA! (and also South Korea, Brazil, Australia and Canada, apparently)... Dana announced at the post-fight presser that UFC Nigeria is in the works. Currently, there are no facilities in Nigeria to support this event, but as we all know after the establishment of Fight Island; Dana White is the Ray Kinsella of his time... #IYBITWC Headlines were “Drake lost $2 million betting on Adesanya”, when they should have been, “Adesanya loses fight after falling victim to the Drake curse”... Everything that man touches in the world of MMA turns to shit…If I were Izzy, I would sue. Hate to end it on a sad note, but I wanted to acknowledge the passing of Anthony “Rumble” Johnson… An incredible fighter with a reputation for being a stand-up guy… Such a loss to the fight community :( ... Thoughts and prayers with his fam. <3 xxxo, BriBri

2022-11-14 02:32:27 +0000 UTC View Post

1ST FUNDRAISER POST! 💰 In honor of Veterans Day, 50% of the ..

1ST FUNDRAISER POST! 💰 In honor of Veterans Day, 50% of the proceeds of this post will be going to Patrol Base Abbate… PB Abbate offers “free-of-cost programming in Big Sky Country for service members and eligible veterans, where they can reconnect with their warrior spirit, foster community through shared interests, and re-discover purpose in service to each other, their families, and their communities.” To learn more & see the good they’re doing: https://www.pbabbate.org/ https://youtu.be/vUtYgKuFwfw

2022-11-10 02:42:29 +0000 UTC View Post

I’ve never actually done Hot Yoga, but let’s collectively pr..

I’ve never actually done Hot Yoga, but let’s collectively pretend I did, since “sweaty stretching” sounds significantly less appealing... 💦💦 (and yes, you can see my face… Didn’t realize I had to call that out, but as a general FYI: I am not in Witness Protection & my face is in all my photos/posts.) 💘

2022-11-07 01:20:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Halloween 2022: Velma Does Playboy… 👀

2022-11-02 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Bath time 🫦🫧

Bath time 🫦🫧

2022-10-27 00:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post

UFC 280 Review: “If Jeff Spicoli Joined Cobra Kai”... Olive..

UFC 280 Review: “If Jeff Spicoli Joined Cobra Kai”... Oliveira v. Makhachev: If GSP & Jon Jones* are Caucausian God’s favorites, then the Dagestanis must be Allah’s favorites (*concerning). I knew Islam was no slouch, but Charles had been ripping through one of the tougher divisions in the UFC and making it look easy. Between Khabib and Islam, I’m really starting to wonder if there’s a level of divinity/sorcery involved; they’re so good that it’s hard to believe human skill alone could accomplish what they’ve done. The Dagestanis are such superior fighters that they’re already competing outside their own species (ex: prepubescent Khabib wrestling a bear)... While I still have tremendous respect for Charles, I’m also really looking forward to watching Islam’s journey through the UFC (including his final fight, when he wins via submission against a Megalodon shark or some shit). Sterling v. Dillashaw: I actually had Aljo winning this fight, so I’m not surprised by the outcome. I am equally not surprised that he found a way to be cringeworthy in his post-fight interview. I think Aljo is a better fighter than most of us would like to give him credit for, but his antics make it a little hard to root for him. He’s not evil enough to be a heel, nor is he likable enough to be a hero. If Aljamain could master the art of “doing less”, I think he could turn a number of us into fans… Though this was not known ahead of time, it’s worth noting that Dillashaw had a bum shoulder coming into this fight. While I understand (and admire) his decision to still compete, I don’t like that we’re letting his undisclosed injury take away from Aljo’s victory… As a fighter, if you’re making the decision that your injury does not affect your abilities to the point where you can’t perform, then you owe it to your competitor to not use said injury as an excuse if they defeat you. Because if you felt like your injury DID affect your skills that much, then you should have backed out of the fight. In short: you can’t have your cake and eat it, too. Yan v. O’Malley: In my opinion, it wouldn’t be a good UFC card if there wasn’t a hotly-contested win via decision that we could all argue about on Twitter… I am (admittedly) being a fence-rider on this one; it could have gone either way in my eyes. Regardless of how you feel about the outcome, it’s hard to deny that both fighters put on a great show from beginning to end. Not only was the fight a real barn burner (earning each of them Fight of the Night bonuses), but their shenanigans leading up to the bout were equally as entertaining. I mean, Yan telling Suga that he looked “like a wh-re on the side of the road” at an International press conference is the exact kind of sideshow lunacy that puts this promotion a cut above the rest. I personally think that, if we could speed up Yan’s ESL lessons, he and Suga have the makings of a great podcast. A pint-sized Russian Bond villain on one side and this “if Jeff Spicoli joined Cobra Kai” character on the other side? Truly the kind of dynamic duo we need in these trying times… Dariush v. Gamrot: This was a good fight (went the distance, Dariush’s impressive takedown defense/striking, Gamrot’s grappling, etc) and yet it still felt like it was missing that wow factor… I did like that Dariush frequently shouts out Jesus Christ, like he’s gunning for a sponsorship from Heaven itself. Would probably have been more entertaining if he fought a Pagan. Chookagian v. Fiorot: As a chick, it pains me to say this, but these ladies were a bit of a snoozefest and I expected more from them. Chookagian also missed weight by 1.5 lbs, so between that and her performance, it feels a little like she mailed this one in. Then again… one hit from her would probably send my jaw into another dimension, so who am I to talk? Stray Observations: –Suga Sean was very humble in victory… Seeing the more genuine side of his personality come through felt weirdly endearing. Good on you, Spicoli. –Multiple attacks were launched on our short kings… Suga calling out Yan’s height at the presser; Islam calling Volkanovski “this short guy” in his octagon interview. –Someone by the name of “TJ” bought one of my posts yesterday… Not sure if it was Dillashaw, but if so, I’m happy I (and my tits) can provide him with some comfort during this difficult time. xxxo, BriBri

2022-10-23 23:17:10 +0000 UTC View Post

What’s behind the curtain? 🪄 *hint: it’s fully nude & wears..

What’s behind the curtain? 🪄 *hint: it’s fully nude & wears a 32i bra* (uncensored)

2022-10-20 00:51:11 +0000 UTC View Post

ideal Sunday football watching partner(s) 🏈🏈 👀 … just sayin..

ideal Sunday football watching partner(s) 🏈🏈 👀 … just sayin’

2022-10-16 23:19:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Billions of Snow Crabs Have Vanished From The Sea: Is It Tim..

Billions of Snow Crabs Have Vanished From The Sea: Is It Time To Repent? My first thought: Can you blame them? If there were ever a time to go extinct, I would say right now is second only to the Dark Ages. My second thought: Is this God/the aliens firing off a warning shot? If I wanted to get humanity’s attention, doing something drastic that affects everyone’s Red Lobster experience would absolutely be my play. Doesn’t matter which of the 719 international locations you show up to; the menus will be missing something, leaving patrons everywhere, regardless of their race, religion or origin, with a snow crab-sized hole in their hearts. My third thought: Did we push the Deadliest Catch guys too far? Is it possible that, in demanding 16+ seasons of high-octane crustacean-wrangling content, we inadvertently caused these crews to overfish Alaskan waters, thus resulting in the near extinction of an entire species? According to scientists, overfishing is actually not the root cause for the disappearance of 7 billion snow crabs… but rising water temperatures might be. The warmer the oceans get, the more inhospitable they become; the more inhospitable they become, the less snow crabs are able to reproduce. In short: the snow crabs are saying, “It is simply too hot to f-ck”. The rise in water temperatures is just one of the many drawbacks of man-made climate change. Now, before 50% of you furiously click out of this blog… let’s take a pause, allow our bl-ood pressure levels to return to normal and consider this: Global warming is not coming solely for the vegans, the Prius drivers, the they/them/theirs, the city of Portland and the Biden voters; it’s coming for all of us. Hurricane Ian was a testament to that. If we don’t start treating Mother Earth a tad nicer, she will take the state of Florida and sweep that b-tch right out to sea. If we don’t take climate change seriously, it’s only a matter of time before the Sunshine State becomes the new, anti-woke Lost Continent of Atlantis…Taking Ron Desantis, no State Income Tax, Mar-a-Lago (possibly some classified government documents) and 29 electoral college votes with it. So you see, it doesn’t really matter if you’re into saving the planet or exploiting it for its natural resources… If we use it all up, past the point of no return, then nobody wins… Not the tree-huggers, not the Ford F-150 owners and certainly not the snow crabs (who really just want slightly cooler water temperatures to bone in). Think about it… xxxo, BriBri

2022-10-16 22:53:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Showing off my more intellectual side (🍑👣), obviously.

2022-10-13 23:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post

An erotic flip book, of sorts…

An erotic flip book, of sorts…

2022-10-11 00:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Christopher Columbus Was a Bit Of A Douche (even by 15th cen..

Christopher Columbus Was a Bit Of A Douche (even by 15th century standards)... I am by no means a fan of “cancel culture”, nor am I a fan of completely casting aside historical figures because they behaved in a way that would now, in present-day, be deemed unacceptable. However, I do support the idea of holding people accountable for their actions and adjusting my outlook on a situation when new information comes to light… What we now know about Columbus is he couldn’t find his ass with both hands… He set out to “discover” Asia, but instead landed in the West Indies and tried to convince everyone that Cuba was China (true story). Columbus was also the Jeffrey Dahmer of his time, as he was really into enslaving, m-utilating, r-aping and k-illing people. Per his own account, when he landed in the Caribbean, the natives were not violent and willing to trade with Columbus and his crew. There was no need to pillage the local population; he did that for sport. In fact, he was such a dickweed, that even the other dickweeds (fellow conquerers/slave owners/pillagers) couldn’t stand him. Things had gotten so bad under his leadership that the fellow settlers threatened mutiny. He was arrested, forcibly brought back to Spain and stripped of all titles; had a few more unsuccessful voyages after that and then croaked. He went to the grave still claiming he discovered a part of East Asia (friendly reminder: he did not). Oh and by the way…he may have been born in Italy, but he had ZERO allegiance to his fellow paesans. He worked for Spain and was also secretly working as a double-agent for Portugal… just a real disloyal rat bastard. All that being said, we’ve got to come together as a nation to find a better person to celebrate on this day. I’ve given it some thought and I would like to nominate Tony Soprano. Italian-American? Yes. Discovered new (trucking) routes for the waste management community? Yes. Helped colonize Essex County, New Jersey? Yes. A controversial historical figure who the whole country can still get behind? Yes. (note: If you didn’t like The Sopranos, you’re not a true patriot and should be stripped of your citizenship immediately.) I really cannot think of a more healing experience for this country than repurposing Columbus Day into Tony Soprano Day. Imagine the festivities?! Gabagool and good vibes for all. <3 Do the right thing, America. xxxo, BriBri

2022-10-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Not your family’s Game Night… 🫦♟️

2022-10-07 00:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post

HISPANIC G.O.A.T.s In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’v..

HISPANIC G.O.A.T.s In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’ve decided to compile a quick list of some of my all-time favorites. Ted Cruz: A Canadian-born Texan with Cuban roots or a legit alien lifeform? We may never know/the CIA may never disclose… Regardless of his true origins, Rafael/Big Rafa is right up there with AOC as one of the most competent and well-liked politicians of our time. Autumn Falls: If you know… you know. #BigNaturalsNation Danny Trejo: The only person to appear in both Con Air AND Spy Kids… That kind of acting range could only be matched by Gary Busey… He’s also a former inmate of San Quentin State Prison and the current proprietor of one of the best taco shops in Los Angeles (Trejo’s Tacos)... A true Renaissance man, if I ever knew one. Mexicans: All of them… Just the entire population…Never met one I didn’t like. Rosita: Otherwise known as the turquoise bilingual baddie from Sesame Street (first one in the show’s history!)... Also the second most f*ckable muppet after The Count, per a recent Gallup Poll. Oscar De La Hoya: An Olympic Gold Medalist/boxing legend who has also (allegedly) done more c*caine than the entire FSU student body and lived to tell the tale… Need I say more? Honorable Mentions: Daddy Yankee, Jésus Christ, Oswaldo (our landscaper) xxxo, Bri

2022-10-07 00:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Shower/Bigfoot sighting uncensored 👹💦💦

2022-10-02 23:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Working hard? 🤓

2022-10-02 23:52:10 +0000 UTC View Post

WHY I STARTED AN ONLYFANS WELL, FOLKS… I’ve always said “I ..

WHY I STARTED AN ONLYFANS WELL, FOLKS… I’ve always said “I don’t have an OnlyFans, but check back if the markets tank” and I think it’s safe to say we’re here. Given the way my body is designed, I will most likely age like a Basset Hound; Therefore, the time to capitalize on these bad boys is now. I am also looking to finance my tuition for NASA Adult Space Camp… After witnessing the uptick of extreme weather, inept political leaders and lunacy displayed by the general population, I have begun looking at real estate on the moon. Once I have the funds and training, I’ll just need to convince Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk/ China that my humor, excellent organizational skills and vast knowledge of science* (having watched every episode of The Joe Rogan Experience and The X Files) will all be of great use in the New World. My motivations are not solely economic; As some of you know, I spent the first 25 years of life looking like the female version of Hagrid from Harry Potter. In recent times, my aesthetic has improved considerably and I’m determined to enjoy it as much as humanly possible before the aforementioned “Basset Hound effect” kicks in. While I enjoy showing off my body, Mark Zuckerberg does not. Instagram’s Community Guidelines have become increasingly Draconian, compelling me (and my contemporaries: Kanye West & Donald Trump) to make a name for ourselves on other platforms... Alas, here I am. I would like to make it clear that this is not a porn account; it’s more like my own self-produced digital Playboy magazine. There will be semi-nude pay-per-view photos and there will also be free articles (for those of you who follow me for my intellect/ wit/ winning personality). Please don’t waste your time or money sliding into my DMs and asking for a Hustler-esque picture of my labia or for a video of me masturbating (*I prefer to do that off-camera, in the privacy of my own home and preferably after a large meal, as Christ intended). BUT, do slide into my DMs if you want to talk, suggest a theme for the photos or have any questions for me. I also offer consulting services on a wide variety of topics, including, but not limited to: sex/dating, personal finance, astrology, life, etc. Anyways, here goes nothing… xxxo, Bri

2022-10-02 23:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post