My colleague told me I looked like I was wearing a mens shirt tonight. So my solution was to take a photo of the contents in the staff toil3t and post it on the internet β
More from the inlaws: My husband filmed while I came for the first time being jewelled. Watching some girl on girl porn... for the record the "t3en porn" at the top, was an advert, not what I was watching π€¦π»ββοΈ
You're looking at the face of a windswept sun --kissed Bew tonight. After an 11mile bike ride in the beautiful sun, I am ready to crash. Enjoy the view before I pass out ππ΄
It would seem some of you might have missed this video as it was hidden in the photos I posted, I got a bit naughty in the pub toilets on Saturday night π€«
So I've had a manic day! There is always time for a quick full body shot, but only if you'll forgive me for my messy bed and dodgy phone case, note to self, don't order phone cases online unless they are from a reputable brand ππ
Did I ever mention I was brought up in the countryside? It turns out I still know how to navigate one of these, in a dress too π
Now let me give you some context:
I was walking back from my stroll in the woods, my last part of my journey before reaching my car involved climbing a gate, my car just the other side, I was alone, but there was a lane right next to me, quite a few cars had gone by, I couldn't pass up on an opportunity to PLASTT on a gate now could I? So set my tripod and phone up just below, I opened my passenger door, for a quick getaway if needed, I clambered back up, checked from left to right, whipped my shoe off, and my boob out, no more time to check, just time to snap a quick shot, no sooner had this picture been taken than I heard the distant rumble of not one, but two sets of tyres on the road, I turned my head to the direction of the rapidly approaching cars and they were closer than I anticipated, my heart was now pounding, my breath was gone, It's fair to say I've never jumped down from a gate so fast in my life, flying through the air I popped my boob back in my dress and landed in a wonderfully muddy swamp directly below, mud between my toes, I bounced straight in to my passenger car seat, just as both cars passed, undoubtedly they must have seen, EVERYTHING. The rush of adrenaline I recieved from this exciting and exposing expedition was beyond words, I think it goes without saying, the feeling it gave me is one I will be chasing after again, very soon....