Gooood evening! Who's ready for some fun? It's my husband's birthday as of 20mins ago, and after singing him "Happy Birthday Mr President" I straddled him and whispered in his ear that he could have me as many times as he wanted me for the next 24 hours. How do you think he started it? π
2021-01-24 00:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostAs if I only did it once π Recovery took a while. Orgasm #2 is always so intense π₯΅π¦
2021-01-22 14:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, the tension just all gets too much, and you gotta strip off there and then, and let it all out ππ¦
2021-01-21 23:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post
For all you foot lovers, I've been trying out some new PLASTT angles π¦Άβ€π Who knew? Pretending to be frog πΈ is great for PLASTTing
2021-01-21 14:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone on reddit called me a pawg the other day, I had no idea what it meant and had to Google it, turns out it means: Phat ass white girl... he hit the nail on the head really. I'm proud of it too, so here is a photo of my phat white ass ππ
2021-01-21 13:56:05 +0000 UTC View PostNow let's see whether you can spend the whole day lusting after me π I taste amazing btw π
2021-01-21 11:26:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I'm off to bed now, but I'll leave you with this teaser of things to come tomorrow. Hopefully you can't get me off your mind πππ
2021-01-21 01:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostA little peak in to my end of a busy day routine. Hair down, boobies out, silly face π and.... relax β
2021-01-20 23:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Gooooood morning πππ You beautiful bunch πππ¦
2021-01-20 09:56:53 +0000 UTC View PostThought I'd rejoin the tit drop club today. It's been a while ππ
2021-01-20 00:43:50 +0000 UTC View PostToday I heard the expression "Tushy Tuesday" so I thought I'd give it a go. Apparently my phone disagrees and wants to stick with "tits out Tuesday" π€ͺ
2021-01-19 16:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you believe, this morning I was in bed dying of man flu π€§π€ This afternoon I decided enough was enough and kicked some butt π𦡠I even managed a kitchen on/off π
2021-01-18 18:20:41 +0000 UTC View Post
If I'm a little quiet during the daytime I might be helping out at the foodbank. Out of respect for the families we help and the wonderful bunch I voluntunteer with you'll only ever get sfw selfies from in there, even if I'm on my own. Hopefully between my eyes and my smile you'll be able to work out what's on my mind though πππ
2021-01-18 16:08:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the first thing you like to see when you wake up? πππ
2021-01-18 01:22:07 +0000 UTC View Post
FYI you can now follow me on Instagram. Naturally all the fun stuff happens here. But feel free to look me up: bored_english_wife β€
2021-01-18 00:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I may not have slept naked last night, its a bit chilly for that. But easy access and hard nipples makes up for it ππ
2021-01-17 23:09:24 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're washing the dishes, promise to be entirely distracting while you do π
2021-01-16 23:49:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure the BBC will buy in to this primetime idea. "The great British bra off" π¨π¨
2021-01-16 22:43:05 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to make a serious video, telling you how great series 1: ep 2 of storytime with BEW would be. It didn't work out. Instead, you're stuck with me being a dork telling you not to buy it πππ please forgive me, for me being me β€π Despite all the awkward bollocks, once the fundraiser is met, I'll post the next episode π
2021-01-16 01:41:59 +0000 UTC View PostHere's one you haven't seen π
2021-01-15 23:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostAnd of course, who can forget this little booty shake? π€π
2021-01-15 17:41:17 +0000 UTC View PostYou may remember this clip from a few months ago? If you're new here then enjoy Γ°ΕΈΛβ° There is method to my reposting madness so keep an eye on me today won't you? Γ°ΕΈΛβ°Γ°ΕΈβΕ½
2021-01-15 11:46:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a simple, tasteful nude π
2021-01-14 19:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Finding new PLASTT positions is becoming a full time a hobby π€
2021-01-14 15:58:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucky you. Another photo from the BEW Camera roll I forgot to share. Do you mind me sharing old hidden snaps? π
2021-01-14 15:50:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"Face coverings must be worn at all times" I'll take that as permission to sit in my office like this then π
2021-01-14 12:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post
There's just something about stockings and a cheeky grin π
2021-01-12 15:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post
More unseen snaps the boredenglishwife catalogue. Standing reverse PLASTT anyone? π¦΅π¦Άπ
2021-01-11 22:54:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I really shouldn't let photos like these slip through my fingers π
2021-01-11 17:32:25 +0000 UTC View Post